I'm receiving a settlement for ~$45,000. I am wondering what to do...

I'm receiving a settlement for ~$45,000. I am wondering what to do. I am a 23 year old newly certified yoga instructor (side cam whore as well) and I'm not making a consistent amount of income to supplement it currently. My mom told me to save it and allow my bank to invest it. I kinda want to get some land with ~10 acres so I can start a self sustaining farm with bees, chickens, turkeys, etc. Seems like it might be a huge commitment for someone like me who is a bit flaky. I could also rent (ughhh) my own place but be able to cam whore at my leisure and possibly make bank. My question is: if you were a young broke yoga teacher getting a 45k settlement, what would YOU do with it?

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tits or gtfo

isn't this a work safe board? and if I do, will you give me legitimate advice homie

what do your brappers smell like?

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tits or gtfo

Kys roastie

All in link. Sign up bitstamp. Deposit money. Buy eth or BTC full amount all in. Open account on binance. Send btc or ETH to binsnce. Sell to link. Transfer link to a Eth address accessed by a trexor. Sit back and watch your c.90k link become 9mm if link hits 100

just kidding I'm not a cam whore answer my fucking questiooooooooooon

buy a rope and hang yourself

Tits or gtfo

Take 40k and buy $XMR.
Save 5k for yourself to cam whore and rent a place.
Make money cam whoring , and then when the housing market crashes (2021) And Monero has gone to 10,000USD per coin , you can buy your land at a cheap rate and be a Billionaire later on and hire a bunch of mexicans to till and work your land.

>tripfag "helps" roastie
pottery

Just keep on camwhoring and making money I guess. Nothing will fucking change. You were never broke, camwhoring can make you a lot of money.

The money you should partly Invest of course. but only partly, most you should just keep and leave untouched. You may want it in the future when you want to start a business or something.

I never figured out how cryptocurrency works and now I'm too afraid to ask. Isn't it possible for me to lose all of that money?

yes
tits or gtfo

>tee hee I'm so stupid I'm a gurll

But it is possible for me to lose that money. Why invest 40k in something that could lose me all of my money?
Also I'm a dude

>camwhore
>whore
Bet your Dad is real proud. Oh, wait, nevermind.

My Dad's a camwhore too

nutsack or gtfo