men should be forced for wear crotchless pants and drugged with Viagra whenever in public erect edition
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
This could be okay if people would just get over their mockery of small penises, its not even that bad guys just use what ya got why do we have to tear guys like me down. :(
Also TSLA and EA are probably the easiest buttfucking shorts of all time tomorrow.
Kayden Adams
Don't forget to pickup your free dude weed swing trades this week
When I was on SSRIs and adderall I would jack off like 8 times a day until I was shooting blanks. The first one I could go for like 4 hours. No wonder I was a shut in NEET for 4 years
Dylan Ross
If you don't need that money then do it. Huge gains over the next few decades.
Kevin Roberts
>tfw penis slightly bigger than average >height is 6 inches below average It’s the proportionality that matters right? R-right?
Jose Phillips
One. Fucking. Job.
Camden Robinson
Actually, yes. A lot of the eroticism of large penises is psychological.
At least, that is what I took away from listening to an interview with a lesbian who loves giant cock porn.
I'm not 100%... I will probably need moneys for school and things, hopefully not enough to need student loans, but enough to not have to work all the time while in school.
Still, I might need that money in the next 40 years. I gotta look into IRAs, I don't know if the tax benefit would even help me.
You pull your money out when you retire right?
Ryder Foster
This thread should run the federal government desu
I've worked call centers and they fucking suck dude, I'm sorry. I rage quit in the middle of my shift and threw my headset at the manager Good times
if you might need that money do ROTH and you can withdraw principal with no penalties if need be but it is good to get started
Jaxon James
You remind me a lot of myself. >Friends all went to college out of high school >My brother was already in and miserable >Fuck it, join military >All my friends are miserable, some have graduated and aren't making any money or have a job barely related to what they studied >Fuck you fags, looks like I was rig- >Military is just as soul-leeching, maybe not as bad but still bad >Work shit hours, don't get paid much, constant bullshit you must put up with >Been studying a little on the side, but that will only land me in the boots of my civilian friends once (if) I get out >Recently been throwing all that I have into stocks trying to maybe get something going and potentially open up a business or something, literally anything to avoid being perpetually raped in the ass in the military or raped in the ass wage cuckin' it >Know fuck all about stocks/investing, been trying to learn but its fucking hard and once I think I understand something it gets flipped upside down Honestly bro, the way shit is now its almost rigged to get you trapped one way or the other cucking it out for someone. If not Uncle Sam, then Shekelstein.
That's the worst part about it, it's not BAD ENOUGH. It's not bad enough that I can justifiably just up and quit and continue being a NEET. But the pay is so low and I just fucking hate being there and I'm fat and don't sleep well so I only get like 4 hours to myself because if I try to stay up late I'm falling asleep at my desk and the supervisors fire you on the spot if they catch you snoozing.
I just want my looks and energy and whatever little dopamine I still had left at the end of high school back. Now I'm on this artificial dopamine my doctor prescribes me just to motivate me to do my fucking laundry.
im pretty sure you can always withdraw all principal in both traditional and ROTHs, the only difference is taxes in and out of the IRA wrapper
Daniel Stewart
>LPTX >My single biggest loss N-no thank you. I'll keep hodling, maybe keep trading around my position. It hurts to just go "well I fucked up" and take the loss, and I still think it has potential.
>artificial dopamine my doctor prescribes me ...do you mean seratonin? either way, I think you should stop saying dopamine. We're not neurochemists and even they don't really understand depression.
No, dopamine, its buproprion. Also, basic amateur research on drugs makes you smarter than 95% of doctors who just use a checklist to sell you whatever drug they're sponsored to.
Elijah Ross
You're describing post industrial capitalism. Read up on pic related to begin your journey to the underworld
Oh, busbar? Yeah I'm on that too. I THINK it helps, when I stopped taking it things seemed a bit worse, but I could've just been having a rough couple weeks.
Just gotta avoid grapefruit.
Very mild drug, doesn't even compare to real psychiatric meds in terms of how much benefit I got from it.
Thanks frens. Gotta look into rolling over my ROTH 401K from my previous employer.
I should do this BEFORE I do my taxes, yes?
Josiah Fisher
Welbutrin, I don't think I have to avoid grapefruit but no binge drinking and no amphetamines. It helps, but there's only so much that it can do to quell the uneasiness in your soul. I think I just have an ancient gene. One that should have been bred out for this wagecuckin' post-industrial era but somehow got passed down to me, that desires something more, in a world that no longer has anything more to offer. I better fucking enter my calories into MFP or I'm going to have a heart attack. I'm starting to wonder if that wouldn't be a comfort.
So are the markets going to go up forever? This is getting silly now.
Robert Fisher
God help me, TSLA is looking good.
Jordan Lopez
You need exercise and proper diet. It does wonder. Read Jow Forums a lot. Develop an unnatural taste for fit male torso. And then go about trying to get it.
You need a goal. You need stability. You need progress for yourself. You can do it. You have people to prove wrong.
Brayden Bailey
Too demotivated by my gyno.
Angel Lewis
I had a constant 50% chub going when I was on welbutrin. Shit made me horny as hell but at least it works better than lexapro.
Ayden Peterson
You almost certainly don't have gyno. That goes away with the fat. I thought the same thing before I lost 60 pounds.
I take welbutrin and I'm pretty sure we're supposed to avoid grapefruit.. it just binds up receptors so the drug will be a bit less effective it's not really a huge deal.
Angel Morris
You don't love GPRO you fucking liar, you sold it a week ago DISGUSTING
So the shoeshine boy cut off his dick and went into porn...
Jonathan Sanchez
She can lose ALL her money, and have no worries. She can wreck her whole life and just start over in someone else's. They'll be thrilled to support her.
She has insane risk tolerance. The ability to reroll.
I understand that penny stocks are a casino game, however, I am curious about VYST. Am I missing something important/obvious?
Tyler King
Any idea which stock that was?
Nathan Hernandez
>6 to 12 to 4 in 20 seconds Lmao did she buy MGNA during the RS ?
Christian Garcia
>penny stocks are a casino game Not if you understand why you're buying one. Penny stocks with high volume and meme-status will inevitably pump. It's all about waiting for a whale.
Nicholas Rogers
I do agree with this. Do you have any knowledge of this stock in particular?
Nah where'd you find it? Stuff shilled by high volume stocktwits traders will usually get a good 20%er on average, just make sure you're not left holding the bags after all's said and done.
Andrew Harris
He just bought a bunch of options and they expired right? for
Caleb Flores
Investorhub. Site format is cancer, but some good info. Basically a latex company with a big merger coming up. They want nasdaq this year, otc now
Leo Stewart
Is this good that my delta is very high almost one and theta is small? Its a deep in the money long call which I was told was one of the best ways to actually make money on options
Fuckin A you're right I have no idea what is going on because now people are saying its priced in and if Elon gets off easy to the SEC tomorrow I think it should trap a LOT of shorts.
Perfect mind games by Elon, kept us guessing the whole week.
JFC my brother does shit like this and took a 30K account to 8K but I can't stop him he promised to quit today but I know hes just addicted. I think the stock she is talking about was this shit Ocean OPTT or whatever ticker that doubled then went down 50% from high or similar thing.
I used to think the stock market was safe but goddamn people can break like crypto, I have seen so many pump and dumps lately.
Anthony Hernandez
T and CVS both have a lot of debt but they also bring in NoahArks of cash. I think that I'm on board for companies with big debt as long as they also have mega Free Cash Flow because it seems like interest rates aren't going to be an issue for a while. Am I wrong in this presumption? Should I have used the word assumption or presumption?
Joseph Gray
CVS has shrinking margins and made the 3rd largest bond sale to finance aetna. I truly believe they will cut the dividend. be very careful with that one
Nathan Jackson
but isn't their payout ratio under 30%? It seems like the threat of a dividend cut would be more likely if they had a payout ration above 50%.
Benjamin Flores
Thanks for the reply by the way. The other three companies I dove into last month were BA, ALK, and RDS. For the most part I'm just establishing holdings in dividend paying companies and I'm hoping to take a less enterprising approach to my portfolio manangement for the next 10 years.
Elijah Rodriguez
>cvs cutting their dividend with their stock already in the dumpster *salivates internally”
Easton Reed
Cvs has a history of fudgiung their balance sheets. Their extra cash came at the cost of thinner margins and overvaluing their inventories
then WBA comes yesterday in with more bad news and its hurting the supplier MCK too, large specs find this industry too scary at the moment so dont expect an uptrend with conviction anytime soon
okay well I will keep this in mind. tgank you fren
Joshua Carter
Is it a currently a good point to buy AMD after their rise yesterday or do I fall for the FOMO?
Matthew Barnes
if i had some extra money and wasn't restricted i would personally write some cash covered puts on it tomorrow
Michael Flores
there doesn't seem to be a lot of meat on the puts that would be safe though...
Aaron Wright
Giving the girl a malar rash would add an interesting touch to it
Mason Phillips
Tesla missed on deliveries big time. The open is going to be vicious.
Aiden Stewart
i'm just speaking from the autistic perspective of if you want to long something expecting a potential pullback isn't that an actual use case for writing a put?
Michael Gomez
Imagine if faggots didn't think this thread was for off-topic shitposting and blogging.
Easton Sullivan
Markets closed tbhfam. Not much to say, futures are mildly red of flat. Nothing major going on in asia.
Ethan Thompson
You must be new
Nicholas Sanchez
I've got $6000 to invest thanks to FNGU. I want growth, but safety, and I'm worried about tech stocks in the near future (mainly because FNGU is doing so well) and the VIX seems unstable right now. What should I do? I'm thinking of just holding cash for a bit.
nice! looks like you're pretty much guaranteed to make 3 or 4 bucks in the next month!
Aiden Price
Not gonna lie am but afraid for my short on Tesla
Jordan Cox
I am ready for cheapies, /smg/
Brayden Diaz
If we break 288 we’re headed for the ATH. I wish we’d just hit it already so that the market can stop acting so predictably
Kevin Reed
>The global rally in stocks lost momentum on Thursday while bonds recovered ground alongside gold as investors awaited further news from U.S.-China trade negotiations and key jobs data tomorrow in Washington.
>U.S. President Donald Trump will meet Chinese Vice Premier Liu He at the White House on Thursday, as negotiations over a trade deal between the world’s biggest economies enter what could be the final stages. The deal being crafted would give Beijing until 2025 to meet commitments on commodity purchases and allow American companies to wholly own enterprises in the Asian nation, according to three people familiar with the talks.
We’re gonna be flat/crab most of the day until this stuff is resolved
John Miller
fuck how am i supposed to get a few yang return by friday with 1 day trade and no price movement
Ayden Bennett
Iron condor and balls of steel
Brayden Butler
Futures turning green
Andrew Taylor
Yeah but if good/bad news breaks at noontime that iron condor will be his coffin
Easton Turner
shit it's the only way...
Brandon Davis
that's what the one day trade is for, you just break which ever short option leg isn't going to work and run with the long for the sick gains bro.
Benjamin Bailey
That's why iron corndog doesn't work without balls of steel
Unironically. Every time I'm like "it's too late to choke it, it's already dead" but every week prices me I'm wrong and volume can drop even lower
Joshua Hughes
TSLA deep OTM puts. If the judge rules on contempt, it will bring this shitpile home to sub 200. Legit panic selling will take place and the cascade down will be glorious.
