Someday LINK will moon

someday LINK will moon

and my real life can finally begin

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Yes, go back to your make-believe bubble where everything is set for you to have the life you always wanted and the only thing you need to do is trust someone else to solve it all. There is nothing for you to do, just wait. It will all get better once you make it. Your parents will be proud of you and look up to you. Your friends will respect you and want to be on your life more often. You'll find love, be sure of it. Once you've uncovered who you really are after acquiring your wealth people will agree with you: You're the best! You’re so smart! You’re so lucky! I am so lucky to have met you, I'm always going to be by your side, and I love you. I love you. Maybe she does and maybe she won't leave. Maybe your new and old friends like you all the same and do care for you. Maybe your parents do think they did a great job raising you. Or maybe you don't have anyone at all. Even better then, because once you make it none of this will matter.

That's because everything you've dreamed of being depends on only one decision. Would you'd made it if it wasn't for this? Would you'd made it if you didn't risk being a fool for a year or two before whatever scam you're attached to succeeded? I don't think so and you don't think so either.

That's why you're still here, looking for yet another clue to lay back and be calm while you wait for the day when the rest of your life can truly begin. Keep waiting.

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Yikes

Translation: LINK is a shitcoin and you won't make it.

Don't be scared, user.
Link terrifies you. I know.
But its coming. It's about to change the world.
You'll either get in while you can, or regret not putting some money in when you could have done so.
Times change.

This is beautiful user.

>"Yikes"
>Literally fear smiling

You've obviously never come across a black person.

t.

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I went all in yesterday. Hopefully I have enough money left to buy a rope.

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You’ll make it if you don’t sell early fren

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jokes on you i already have nobody else and accepted people won't ever like me, so if i make it i will be the same just now i can be a neet forever

You actually read all that?

Fuck me. /thread/

Dude you should start living now so when the singularity hits you're already at full speed or at least have a running start.

The question is, will my dick still work? All I wanted was to get rich to fuck Asian girls. But maybe in 10 years I won't be horny anymore

The only fud that gets to me is these losers waiting for salvation. I almost want link to fail just to purge them from the earth.

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You sound like a boomer piss off cunt you've no idea the absolute hell it is not having your own space just face the fucking facts that circumstances can ruin people

These two posts are spot-on

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16/04/2019

It's coming user. You will make it.

This kills the neet

There is only 12 months in a year retard

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His post upsets you because you know it's 100% true.

>euro dates

kys

Is 5k Link enough? I'm so fucking poor I can't afford more

Yes, go back to your make-believe bubble where everything is set for you to have the life you always wanted and the only thing you need to do is work very hard until you solve it all. There is nothing for you to do, just work. It will all get better once you make it. Your parents will be proud of you and look up to you. Your friends will respect you and want to be on your life more often. You'll find love, be sure of it. Once you've uncovered who you really are after advancing in your career people will agree with you: You're the best! You’re so smart! You’re so lucky! I am so lucky to have met you, I'm always going to be by your side, and I love you. I love you. Maybe she does and maybe she won't leave. Maybe your new and old friends like you all the same and do care for you. Maybe your parents do think they did a great job raising you. Or maybe you don't have anyone at all. Even better then, because once you make it none of this will matter.

That's because everything you've dreamed of being depends on only one decision. Would you'd made it if it wasn't for this? Would you'd made it if you didn't risk being a fool for 30 years or so before whatever dead end job you're attached to succeeded? I don't think so and you don't think so either.

That's why you're still here, looking for yet another gig to wake up early and be diligent while you work toward the day when the rest of your life can truly begin. Keep working.

Yes, go back to your make-believe bubble where everything is set for you to have the life you always wanted and the only thing you need to do is work very hard until you solve it all. There is nothing for you to do, just work. It will all get better once you make it. Your parents will be proud of you and look up to you. Your friends will respect you and want to be on your life more often. You'll find love, be sure of it. Once you've uncovered who you really are after advancing in your career people will agree with you: You're the best! You’re so smart! You’re so lucky! I am so lucky to have met you, I'm always going to be by your side, and I love you. I love you. Maybe she does and maybe she won't leave. Maybe your new and old friends like you all the same and do care for you. Maybe your parents do think they did a great job raising you. Or maybe you don't have anyone at all. Even better then, because once you make it none of this will matter.

That's because everything you've dreamed of being depends on only one decision. Would you'd made it if it wasn't for this? Would you'd made it if you didn't risk being a fool for 30 years or so before whatever dead end job you're attached to succeeded? I don't think so and you don't think so either.

That's why you're still here, looking for yet another gig to wake up early and be diligent while you work toward the day when the rest of your life can truly begin. Keep working.

Prepare as much as you can, brothers. Once we have the resources fully at our disposal, it's all engines go on being a positive force in the world. There isn't enough time, and the work has to start now.

- Exercise - Lifting, Cardio, Outdoors (Daily)
- Reading - Books in your hand (Daily)
- Eating Clean - Greens, Proteins, Water, etc.(Daily)
- Mentally Clear - Meditation, Stretching, Breathing.
- Eliminate Addictions
- Eliminate Weakness from your mind
- Embrace Discomfort in your life
- GROWTH MINDSET

Strap the fuck in. If you're not ready, you WILL die--if not physically, than mentally/spiritually--once life becomes radically different.

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Itt: newfaggots can't recognize 8 month old pasta.

i unironically started eating clean and lifting after buying LINK and realising its just a matter of time when I make it. Now I'm healthier and in the best mindset I have ever been my whole life. In a certain way, LINK has already mooned for me.

Maybe it was the frens we made along the way all along

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the amount of neets hoping LINK will propel them into stardom is astounding. what in the fucking world were you doing before LINK came along? lazing around and giving up on your life?

This thread and the massive autistic delusional behavior you can witness from retards or pajeets on Jow Forums constitute a real goldmine if you want to understand why there is so many FUD surrounding Chainlink. Just look at the desperate posts coming from Linkies bagholders who are mostly reaching for hope with their supposed partnerships or project implementations. It turns out the aforementioned companies only talked about smart contracts globally, but the hopeful brainlets automatically associated the term with their pitiful ERC20 overvalued token. I'm not joking, they are unable to provide actual evidence or big names.The rare times when Chainlink's name was actually dropped were insignificant, "what if" possibilities by literal who companies with no weight nor presence in the technology industry. Meaning that the massive adoption of their json parser will never happen - there is a plethora of projects who are actually trying to address and come up with a solution for the oracle problem with dedicated and more competent teams than the two man job we have with Chainlink. At least, I can salute the marketing effort and the memes who are really great and entertaining if you want to have a laugh. Sadly, it's the only value Link will ever have for most people who actually understand the current state of the crypto market.

The only way to arguably make it left in the crypto market is the BTC halvening happening in one year. And even that is not guaranteed, normies won't fall for the trap twice. Still, if you believe, you have approximately two years left to accumulate as much as BTC as possible for what may be the biggest bull run that will be coming.

But yeah, keep believing in your stinky linkies, your double or triple digits, and it will surely happen happen. Link will moon, guaranteed. It's only a matter of time. "Do not underestimate the power of collective thought... $1000 EOY!" soon™

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absolutely based

is this satire?

I know it's true and it's the pain of this truth that compels me to change