Seems as good a time as any for anons to

Coinfess!

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Been thinking about getting into BAT.

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The only reason I haven't killed myself is because some faggot on biz said I was right and will finally make a mil and retire by eoy.

Consolidated all my coins into BTC and tried to swingtrade for fat gains...
Sold at 5100, rebought 5250 and 6 minutes later it’s at 4800...

BITCOIN IS A PONZI SCHEME

I know nothing about strategies for buying/selling or analyzing graphs or trends. I literally just buy from coinbase and treat crypto like a stock.

I feel like it's too much effort to become some prediction/analytics guru.

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I actually went all in LINK

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>Piece
>Stay Stinky
Hodl

Sold LTC about 1/3 the way thru the pump, and opened up a 10x short on Monday at 4500...

What that mean?

contrary to my usual posts, im actually a wagie and not a neet. i spend 12 hours a day in a wage cage.

And now REALLY coinfess!

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oh wait, april fools was two days ago...sorry wagies

I only come on here for side hustle ideas, motivation, "connections" etc.

Nothing's panned out. Ended up getting an actual good job and now I have nothing to do with my money.

If I get rich I'm marrying my cousin after I get my first wife so I can afford getting an embryo transplant so I can have 2 wives that annoy me until I die?

checked,
Does it have to be your cousin or ...?

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I've held 79 Bitcoin since 2012

Yes yes dont bang family thing. Hence transplant obviously if she is okay with it. Otherwise I dont want to breed retards.

I guess it could be someone else. But I dunno. I feel like she could take my vision and go further. I'd rather feel better knowing that if I were to die.

I'm up over 50% since I started buying again a few months ago but it's from Nano and everyone hates that fucking thing so I feel like I can't even really express how happy I am for myself

Thanks user I feel better

I sold out at 4800 then rebought at 5k

Then I tucked my Jow Forums boyfren in for the night and jacked off to really fat girls

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Congrats

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I will live off 401k withdrawals for the next year or two while coins moon

What do you want from me? At least one person still tells me they love me. Ffs

No offense

i confess...i was the one who posted that i made it. that i was a millionaire. yes yes it was a larp. but it made me feel good. and i brought a smidgen of hopium to anons. but even so father. forgive me...

pic related. check file name to confirm not larping about larp

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Honestly as long as you don't make retards I'm fine with it. Incest is wincest

No. It's all a dream unless I can afford it. I already made it very clear to her anyway. Too many retards in the world I dont wanna add to the slush pool. I just wanna secure my hardwork.

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Lol like I expected to ever think this 2 years ago. Sorry?

I got scammed by birdchain and gochain shills

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"The Aristocrats!"

I got CPA certification but couldn't get into the big four firms like I've always wanted to.

>no debt
>3k savings
>23, living rent free at my parent's house.

Keep trying. 6mo in a small to medium firm and I think you'll find what you're looking for.

I fapped to the pic of that female pink wojak that was on her period...

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