I'm a 22 year old NEET. I have no experience at all. I have no real passions. The only thing i've ever wanted in life was to make as much money as a can as quickly as possible to retire and continue living as a neet in moderate comfort. The whole cryptos and stocks things isn't really working out for me so I was thinking of getting a normal job. They always depict white collar jobs as people in suits sitting in offices but exactly what is it that they do? What field of study would I need to enter, what degree would I need to do some mindless boring white collar job? I'm just baffled because i literally have no fucking clue what they fuck anybody working in a office even does if they aren't a lawyer or programmer or journalist. I live in a city with lots of skyscrapers filled with offices and I haven't the slightest fucking clue what anybody is doing there or how they are making money or being valuable.
Please enlighten me. Have any of you actually held a real white collar job? What exactly do you do? I mean exactly what kind of things you do. I don't mean browsing the internet. Do you just fill out forms? Make spreadsheets? With what data do you make spreadsheets? Like what the fuck are you doing?
>browsing the internet >inb4 i don't do anything >inb4 dude just find something you like to do I've already tried and can't. I'm getting to the point where I need money and independence or i'll be homeless soon. I can figure out my passions after i'm financially stable.
4 year degree connections appear normie (watch the avengers love the avengers) have a gf have a facebook with healthy friendships. get a degree in idk cisco systems admin
Landon Martin
Programmer here with the same attitude, in terms of what other people do, there's system admins, build devs, HR, receptionists, managers on top of managers, customer support, sales people, technical writers, designers/artists, translators, and testers.
Good luck getting an office job without any experience or a degree, maybe best you can get is data entry, which is just soul sucking work that pays shit. Every job sucks, it's just a matter of finding the one that sucks the least, so try to figure out what you want to do that's in demand (unless you enjoy job hunting) and then you can take the steps to get a job doing it.
Grayson Sanders
>They always depict white collar jobs as people in suits sitting in offices but exactly what is it that they do? Unironically, nothing. My understanding is that they don't do much of anything. The people adding value to society are those working in factories or in a trade (electricians, plumbers, welders, etc). You wouldn't believe the amount of bullshit jobs that exist. You might ask: "then why would anyone hire them if they don't do much of anything?" No idea. Guess they are just forced by regulations to have a lot of people on hand that is not really needed but has to be there. I knew one guy whose job was to make sure that a boiler was working properly in a building; he literally just sat there in a room near the boiler and fooled around on his laptop all day; he was supposed to be there in the off-chance that something happened to the boiler and he had to fix it ASAP, which would happen once every two years or so.
Logan Ward
That post is incredibly cute (not the cat, everything you wrote).
Ryan Wright
Just buy chainlink it's going to make all those white collars unemployed
Parker Miller
someone post the boomer conference call page meme
William Evans
based.
Landon Ward
How am I supposed to know what job sucks the least with no experience? Any recommendations? I'd think i'd like to have a job doing nothing so long as I don't have to get involved in office politics.
Nathaniel Sanchez
Also forgot to say, try to get higher paying jobs so you don't have to work as long to retire and what you decide to do should play to your strengths. Sales for example is probably one of the highest earning potential, but if you're a neet you probably suck at socializing and networking so unless you're willing to change yourself it isn't a good path. Finding a job where you do nothing like that is all about luck. Normally how people end up in those positions is they get hired for some job with ongoing work that fills their week, then their boss gets laid off, or they get shifted around, or company organizational nonsense until they end up in a position with little to no responsibilities.
There's still plenty of white collar work that needs to be done for a company to function, and that's how you get hired in the first place. Office politics are generally unavoidable, if your manager is good they can shield you from them though. As for knowing what jobs are best, idk you know yourself best. Maybe try finding somewhere you can do job shadowing or unpaid internships to test the waters, or go to some meetup groups (I know programmers do these, dunno about other jobs) and talk to people. If you want to minimize human interaction programming might be your best bet. It varies by company and team though, some programmers have a dozen meetings a day, others can get away with going a week without having to talk to anyone.
Colton Bailey
22yr neet? That's cute.
Blake Parker
accounting
Or why don't you learn how to code and about biotech and create a startup? Who knows maybe you'll be the next big tech mogul
Daniel Phillips
HOW DO I GET THIS JOB
Cameron Wood
>nobody has mentioned kneepads yet
Come on you guys are slacking.
Jack Phillips
>Finding a job where you do nothing like that is all about luck.
i guess if you admire people who have money while adding no value to society.
Cameron Walker
Project managers are pretty low effort if you know what youre doing. You have to have balls to tell people when to fucking work tho.
Leo Lewis
Why would I participate and contribute to a society which hates me and tries to steal from me? That will try to brainwash my future children l, and see them raped or enslaved by debt?
When the last nigger on the continent is dead, the last Mexican deported, the last Chinaman thrown into industrial wood chipper and the last kike sent packing to Israel, then maybe I will consider "contributing" to society.
Nolan Rogers
what a weird way to look at things. All valid and good tasks for us. But if the rest of us took care of it all, and you just sat there and waited. How are you any better. In the wood chipper with you too
>Progress report >Meetings >Conferences about diversity, women's right or other sjw bullshit > %10 actually doing your job whatever it is
Aiden Hernandez
>99% office politics >1% how well you click on boxes that's it. you can learn to code or do graphic design with a four-year degree and they might let you build something, but more likely you'll just be fulfilling some rich kid's nebulous wet dream.
t. silicon valley employee
David Ramirez
If You're hell bent on getting a job and honestly with no experience I'd look at night shifts at hotels or security recruitment. Hotels you probably have more upward potential plus get work in different countries if the group you work for has assets there.
