Hey welcome to my personal blog, Im currently at a standstill here with trying to decide what to do with my time, I know i need to learn a skill and my hope is to get good at it so I can support myself financially, The only problem is I have chronic fatigue syndrome, every time it flairs up, and i have to rest, so a good portion of my day is spent in my bed, Now fast forward to today, my parents are kicking me out, I'm legally an adult so I am fucked, Anyone have any suggestions on sectors where I should look in?
/ H O M E L E S S / neet What jobs/avenues of making money have worked for you?
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Please help, im actually really scared right now
Literally panhandle, go to a big city where its legal and find a spot that works, you can make pretty decent money if you're persistent, just watch out for other bums/drug addicts, should be pretty easy to clear 75-100$ a day, not trying too hard.
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27yo NEET here, never worked. I have a degree in Business. No idea what to do with my life and I have like 200$ to my name. Parents not kicking me out yet but my time is running out very fast. Open to advice pls no hate
first thing to do is call a friend who can host you for a while, next thing to do is apply to the cheapest technical school you can for a nursing degree program, last component is to find a job capable of paying your friend a reasonable amount of money for your stay while allowing you to build up the capital to search for housing elsewhere - anything should do but try those contract positions for search engines that have you searching through stuff to be censored
You have to fly a sign though, and keep it simple like "hungry, homeless, anything helps". Or even "god bless". Try out different slogans or whatever, and don't look miserable, smile and wave at everyone who looks at you, no one wants to give money to homeless debbie downer.
if you have a degree in business and didn't network to find a job, what the fuck were you doing?
start bothering any friends or acquaintances you have for referrals to their workplace for customer service or entry-level sales
>no hate
I wasn't looking for a job. I thought I was going to make it trading crypto and starting online businesses but everything failed. I have zero friends (legitimately zero) and network is non existent. No family members have positions where they can get me into a job.
Hello fellow homeless bro, I rec the following:
>download walden pdf, its your bible+motivation now
>downgrade all possessions to what fits in a medium sized backpack
>find a strat to stay clean each day, not looking homeless is ur #1 strat
>get a doctor and kiss their ass, treat them like god and they will get u whatever gibs meds or procedures u want or need
>sell everything u can on kijiji, donate and throw away rest
>leave before u get officially kicked out, parents will respect your dignity
>spend all your time at the library trying to learn, read or apply for jobs
>ask librarians any questions, most have degrees and have lived wild lives, modern day philosophers for most part
Enjoy the wonderful journey. Its freeing in so many ways, just stick to your backpack only. Shopping cart, panhandling, drug doing, smoking drinking degens are pathetic i hate them.
Ask questions if u need, im a full time homeless student and im having the time of my fucking life
Also get involved with a church and make friends there. Go to all their events, laugh pray and listen with them and watch your life transform
nah, you deserve the hate and until you learn to laugh it off and let it fuel you to be better, society will keep shitting on you right up until the day you die.
if you have legitimately zero friends the first thing you should be doing is convincing your parents to get you therapy. then you need to start applying to entry-level (truly entry-level, talking customer service) jobs and places that have some amount of upward mobility before you transfer out to wash off the smell of your low starting point.
real talk on this therapy thing though. the only way to go to college and walk out with zero friends is to have really fucking deep psychological issues, but i suppose thats implied by posting on Jow Forums to begin with.
No, your advice is garbage, fuck off, ID replies hidden.
i forgot to mention i have a car and 500$
where do i go
Oh u also asked about revenue streams. Im in school but theres a place where private functions are held and the next morning i wake up early and return the bottles etc for money
Schools have lots of gibs and shit by filling out applications for awards etc
Sell all possessions except one smartphone or laptop if you can use it to make money
Be a fucking minimalist and stop needing so much money, eat simple whole foods on sale
Get a girlfriend if you have game/charisma and leech off her, go fuck her good then clear out her fridge and cupboards. So many cute well off girls with no mysterious lone wolf homeless boy to dick em down right. Also always shower and shave at her place if possible(avoid looking homeless) never tell a girl youre homeless but if she asks where u live tell her truth but dont seem sad about it or emotional. Just say it like ud say "my socks are blue"
Start a business selling crypto for cash to normies
Idk what else youre good at, i make money snow shoveling and mowing lawns. Only requires stealing a shovel, charisma and work ethic, zero money start up.
Nigga u have a CAR? UR NOT FUCKING HOMELESS NIGGER U HAVE A DRIVABLE HOME SOME FUCKING PEOPLE
Chronic Fatigue is easily treated by a combination of exercise, ketogenic diet, and modafinil (ask your doctor, is prescribed for narcolepsy so say you fall alseep randomly - or buy from india, it's like 300 rupees for a pack of 100)
Blowing dudes is starting at $40 an hour more than what most of biz makes
>Ask questions if u need, im a full time homeless student and im having the time of my fucking life
WHAT. Story time! Where did you sleep last night? Where do you go to shower?
Ok that’s easy. First thing you would do is shower and brush your teeth in the morning. Next you would make yourself a nice breakfast to prepare yourself for the day ahead of you and then KYS
>where did you sleep last night
On the floor in a dark corner of a classroom. I sneak in when the cleaners are done, just before security comes to lock up. I wake up 5 minutes before building officially opens. Only 6 hours of sleep a night but meh it's warm
>where do you shower
Shower in the gym, full time student get gym pass. Also shave while showering.
Also for chronic fatigue just quit porn and cumming. You can fap but edge then put it away. Free energy but hard to control for first two weeks
you need a car. buy a car and live in a warm place. buy corn oil and cheap nuts for food. apply for jobs and work until you can pay rent
KNEEEPADS. Also it's not gay if they are paying you and you aren't enjoying it.
Also sell plasma.
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Good one XD