>second day on new job
>complain to boss my seat, keyboard, headphones and mouse are shit
>says sure dont worry about it and send him Amazon links of what I want
>said dont worry about price but also dont be a fucking retard
How long should I wait to take him up on this offer? How do I approach the situation?
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You see that door?
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Well don’t worry about price and don’t be a fucking retard
That’s like 100% more direction than I get at my job
Are you good at what you do? If not, they might be trying to fire you
Dont worry bro
does she have a benis?
also dont worry bro
tell him cherry MX5000 and Grado PS1000e
Second day of your new job and you are already to needy for them. Get a better iob.
You sound like a pain to be around.
Dont worry bro
Bro dont worry about it
>>said dont worry about price but also dont be a fucking retard
>comes to Jow Forums for consultation instead of just sending him amazon links like a normal nonretarded functional human being
Don't buy a loud expensive and flashy mechanical keyboard.
Buy a very good silent and not backlit mech or membrane keyboard (all black), and similar for the mouse etc. You want subdued quality not flash or you'll get him and you in trouble.
Buy non meme shit and your fine, how is that hard to understand? Don't buy meme gaming chairs or meme gaming keyboards
You sound like a needy privileged sack of shit already complaining on your second day of the job. Boss should tell you to go f off and can your sorry ass.
I got you. Quiet sophistication is what they're testing you for.
I've been there like two days, if he wanted to fire me he'd just do it.
The seat I have is one of those gay racing chairs that compresses your spine unless you're a manlet, it's fucking awful. The headphones I have are heavily used and likely by some toastie bimbo because they are covered in makeup.
I need some professional advice here on how best to approach the situation.
this. If I were your boss, I'd start looking for reasons to sack you.
He literally offered. I asked if it would be a problem to use my own gear, he said no but if I want something I should just ask for it rather than bring in my own stuff.
Don’t be one of sheeps, you need to let boss know how special you really are.
Mechanical keyboard is must, mmo macro mouse will show how serious you are.
It's not hard user. Look for a good ergonomical chair (they can be expensive, offices usually buy them in bulk), a 40 dollar membrane keyboard, 50 dollar headphones and you're done. You should be able to tell what is flashy hyped garbage and reasonably priced quality office gear.
Fucking hell, I've been at my new job for 2 months and I got all the hand me down shit and I'm still waiting on my monitor stands.
>He literally offered.
>I asked if ...
You're one of those tards who's completely unaware of what they are doing. Prepare to get shitcanned spectacularly.
>if he wanted to fire me he'd just do it.
He can't fire you for giant red flags.
This is a test.
And you've already failed.
>second day of work
>Boss ... my seat isn't ... comfy! ... this is urgent matter that requires your time and assistance!
unreal
What did I do wrong?
Literally everyone in the office has a chair of their choosing and a bunch of them have keyboards and headphones they asked for.
>I need some professional advice here on how best to approach the situation.
There is no situation, and you don't need advice. Why not just send him the amazon links? You're either trolling or mentally retarded.
who she?
Dont worry bro
>ywn work with company bought zowie ec1
It hurts lads
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