Are you ready for pod living, biz?

I would live in a cosy, tiny house I own any time.

But not this.

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>having to listen to stacy get jamal'd every night while you're trying to play Pokemon on an emulator in your pod
this shit was already bad enough in regular apartments, I can't even imagine how robots would cope with "coliving"

the flip side of this is I can't imagine how normies would cope with a robot's disgusting unmaintained pod full of cum rags and loli porn

Haha look at that ping pong table. And people think the Holocaust was real...

Based and literally mepilled

Somebody sneaking up on you is always a possibility anywhere, but youd have to be a low level spineless autist if you get your shit stolen in daylight by some asshole under a roof where everyone is a familiar face.

all they can is cope

Shut up subhuman communist.

>you will never live in a coliving pod farm
>you will never focus your diet around 50% beans, 25% eggs, and 25% high fiber vegetables
>you will never keep a bunch of asshole hippies and Starbucks thots awake at night through your explosively loud, sulphuric machine gun farts

fuck you

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This place probably smells like indians and rotten eggs. Look at all the fatties and greasy nerds.

HONKPILLED

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>low level spineless autist detected
Stay afraid user.

how the fuck are they not required to have sprinklers in that building. death trap if you ask me

It's a shitty hostel for hipsters and bums.

Everytime I rewatch it I realize it's one of the jewest things I've ever seen.

Based, especially if there are non-whites around, they always act viciously.

Based and van pilled. I will continue to advocate for living in a van. Personally I live in a 25 foot motorhome. But a van works too.

>locking doors
what if it jams and doesn't open? and someone's filling your room with mustard gas through the vents?
I always leave the door slightly open, with a warning bell that goes off on slightest movement. Then there's the loaded shotgun on my nightstand.

Based and nomadpilled.

how do you get a girl to date you if you live in one? Or were you the vanon that boasted about getting hookers any time he wanted sex?

I just need my license

The San Fran faggots with AIDS are literally skinnier

Because we're conscious of our carbon footprint, among other things that you Drumpftards wouldn't understand. The whole idea of a white picket fence house in the suburbs is 1950s patriarchy. We need to make more room for all the migrants and refugees also. This is an efficient way to make room for the parents of your grandchildren ;)

Sorry to break this to you but vanlife is like being homeless, only with a car.

I'm married. It's something my wife and j both enjoy. Maybe my Id has changed. I'm currently in the back of the motorhome.

My motorhome is nicer than a lot of people's apartments. And I can move it around. And pay zero rent. Vans are a bit gay, but I have full solar power that can run my electronics. A fresh water tank, shower, bathroom, full bedroom.

where the fuck are the windows, I imagine this whole room would stink like shit

i'd be too afraid of falling from the top floor

sure let me just order some groceries

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le epic troll, you nigger

Pod living or homelesness, those are your options in late stage capitalism, goy

how much is maintenance/fuel etc. for a year?

any pics or comparable motorhome pics?

Is that Netflix I spot on the pod screen, haha, gotta have my Netflix! I could get used to this!!

based

Can they throw you out of the commune for having stinky farts?

It looks something like this. It's an older unit but super comfy and modern enough for me. Maintenance and gas. Well it depends how far I drive. I usually just live in it and go to work and stuff. Driving it you get like 10mpg. Sometimes pay to get the Blackwater drained. But usually I poop in public toilets. Shower water just gets dumped in the trees

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Where do you park it? How does the water/bathroom work?

Looks like some modern hippie prison cult. Creepy. Where do you have sex?

At your girlfriend's place.

It has a fresh water tank (like 60 gallons) and the shower/sink water goes to the grey tank. (which I dump anywhere on the ground) and the toilet goes to the black water tank. That's the one I get sucked out. There's lots of free water around. And I don't pay anything to park anywhere. Walmart, my work place, random parks around the area. Anywhere I just want to chill for the day really. Also have friends who let me park at their places

living like this is possible only if you don't own anything valuable kek

>Having a gf when you're so broke you have to co live in a some hippie cult pod.

Keep dreaming. The best chance you have at sex is landing another co-living hippie in the same shit hole as you.

In front of all the weak men who would pay 800 USD a month to not have a bedroom

Californians are fucking disgusting. I say this as someone who was born in that shithole. You couldn't pay me to live there again.