/smg/ - Stock Market General

v2, literally stealing KHC at these prices !

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

am erdly of prev:

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Short gold long oil

glob darngit
forgot edition -_-;

me losting it

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MAX YOUR IRAS

DONT FORGET 2018, YOU GOT A WEEK OR SO

do you think there's going to be no more kraft mac and cheese and heinz catsup in 20 years?

So LYFT options are out and astronomically expensive anyone buy in? May puts here

Looking forward to seeing Congress vote on removing the cap on the EV tax benefits and setting an end date instead.

They really aren't that expensive. Definitely a little high, but basically the same ballpark as all the expensive tech stocks

Dean

please buy KHC

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>tfw green for the first time in a week
Going to pluto boys

>assuming people in this thread work and have taxes to file

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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ok

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What do I buy that benefits from non farm payroll numbers tomorrow, or is it already baked in?

no buy Deans

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Why has the selling stopped?

no.. Buy KHC

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HAHA! My Chinese weed stock is doing great. Blow me fags. TYHT set to capture the market. 30 TONS OF CBD!

My UVXY company is getting fucking murdered.

which of the US weed companies is the best buy and hold candidate

ACB is owned by by far the most on Robinhood

Could you guys please stop buying. Thank you very much. :)

Theres your 1.50 TYHT target

Nooooooo we got too cocky after December doom bros and bear bros. Market hitting ATH and we are being liquidated. Bull bros can't keep getting away with it. The recession is imminent. I will keep shorting this bubble and urge you to do the same.

Klansman pattern Bullish Barash or crabby?

I’m $3.50 up if I sell right now

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ACB, APHA about to jump.

buy some SPY $280 puts that expire tomorrow.

NO!
buy Beans

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NO!
Buy greens.

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Alright /smg/. I need the insider fill. Tell me what calls/puts will make me rich tomorrow once more.

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Next Friday’s 287P

CRON is my choice just because it's now got that tight advisor role from the tobacco industry. Plus, if legalization makes it possible, they've got the connection already made with Juul to be the go to weed vape source

...you mean altria?
BUY THE MO DIP!

EMBI

>KHC
Literally buying into a class action lawsuit

If ID is green, we'll have 2 weeks of comfy gains and the bogs' blessing.

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You guys think MO will bounce back up to $57 by next week?

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Plz stop bullying Robert Kraft

KHC did nothing wrong!

raise your hands and give your energy to elon-chan he is battling the SEC right now!!!!

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Done

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It fucking better

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VSTM breakout & LPTX breakdown?

THANK YOU VSTO

check 'em boys

Any good div stock recs? I have GIS, RDIV, and SPYD. Wish I bought more GIS sub $40.

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When is AYTU gonna make a break for it?

MO again. 6% div

General question: stocks of how many different companies do you hold?

Not sure if diversification or focus is the way to go.

For me it's 6.

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Spy 282 puts bought. Ready to hold these bags til next Friday.

A random walk down wallstreet gives the number 30 to eliminate most risk. After that number risk doesn't continue to go down

Dividend growth is more important than yield.

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Welp.

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\o/

launch good rockets elon-chan!

everybody sour hour is finally here. push the button.

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fo real tho Uber is the app all my niggas got wtf is a lyft in my city.

explain

user

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Black people don't have honest money.

If investing long term, diversify. If trading short term, stay focused.

I drive for both and Lyft is better to its drivers. Fuck Uber

Why does /smg hate Musk?

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Because my friend who spends all his time on the stock market Reddit board adores him

I prefer to give my shekels to companies that expect more from their employees while paying them less.

Lyft in for a bounce
Long Lyft to be lyfted to gains

based and capitalistpilled

Microsoft dropping from this fucking sex scandal in the company

buy Penske if it dips even 1 dollar
Getting serious Starbux tier vibes from the financials and quarterly div growth and chart pattern
all time highs coming soon

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Based

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>Dozens of female Microsoft employees claim they deal with shocking behavior at work: requests to sit on a coworker's lap, being called a 'b*tch'

The fuck? It's not like they were being asked to sit on their co-worker's face, and they probably were being b*tches.

3 because I go hard in my positions

reminds me of Zion bank

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>his favorite position is power bottom.

>Not sure if diversification or focus is the way to go.

Depends on risk tolerance. How hard you wanna gamble. I am generally in 5-10 positions at any given time plus I try to keep a steady cash position of 15-20%.

Currently only holding 4 and the cash position is down to 8% because I'm stubborn degenerate gambler breaking my own rules.

What's your favorite div research site? I have to use dividend investor, dividend.com and NASDAQ to make sure it's correct data

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I use investing.com for pretty much everything

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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he's a fraud and his fans are annoying

clown world

Not even a bad choice, his only problem was getting metooed

Update: cash position is now 0%. Big bucks no whammies. xDDD

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I'm okay with this.

We don’t invest in companies that launder money for dark interests because one day the sham will get uncovered by the FBI

Jedi contract is being delayed since Amazon planted an indian ex employee into the pentagon back in 2016 who insisted that the pentagon pick a single winner when drafting the jedi program than he left because amazon bought his shares in a startup he founded for a ridiculous price than rehired him at a normal salary to make it look like it was just a normal rehiring process

Pic related is tha pajeet shitter who might of just given microsoft a huge boost when it comes to winning the contract

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care to share what you are holding?

>Nein-Nein-Nein!
9% interest rate hikes confirmed

A big dick lmao

Herman is a giant brainlet. Trump surely can do better than a washed up pizza executive
He played a lot of Sim City because default tax rates are 9 9 9 in one edition

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Bunch of bullshit. It's not important.

Nevermind, back to 20% cash now. I had a vix related thing I didn't want to hold overnight. Sold at break even.

Markets closed back to leveraging Crypto

I'm all in $280 spy puts that expire tomorrow. When we hit the circuit breaker tomorrow, I'll make it and buy you all a bitcoin.

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .08%, underperformed the indexes but still happy considering I'm still majority USD. Feeling real good today, don't know why. Figure I'm going to make some memes in gimp this afternoon!

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Market is going parabolic... The crash from these heights will be spectacular

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Fat 1 percent green day
Food and banks are Back. now averaging into a little KR and PAG

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Is buying JPM and C for dividend growth a bad idea?
Their dividends tanked to the bottom of the ocean in the last crash, will they again when the market tanks eventually?

Up 4% thanks to Chinese dude weed

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I was just about to write flat but an MOC uptick on something put me decently in the green. +1.19%. Not that that shit is going to hold tomorrow, probably, but it feels nice anyway.

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Up 11% today OTC stocks treating me well.

Shill me chinese dude weed stocks pls. I haven't a clue about what to look for with those.

All banks have superior dividend growth
if you mean last crash as in 2008 that will literally never happen again. Theyre loaded

the only bad thing about banks right now is the 10 year yield might have topped out