You're in a bar, having a drink, this guy comes and shorts your girlfriend with x10 leverage

You're in a bar, having a drink, this guy comes and shorts your girlfriend with x10 leverage.

What do you do?

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>rainman

What's his current position?

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say: Good call bro and cum on his face.

Tell arthur so he gets banned

get stiff.

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My what???

I long the dip obviously

jokes on him, I already have a short position with 100x leverage

Short squeeze him with my whale friends.

I liquidate him

> mfw got her airdropped a year ago and sold the top

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I'd mess up his hair

give him a haircut

He does a good job of that himself

You've seen nothing yet.

shaved head with a beard looks a lot better than how he looks in OP's image

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long smurfs

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*steals your girl*
nothing personal, cucks

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you forgot he shaved it because the endless jokes about it, he even filmed himself getting a haircut

I don't think I've ecer learned anything from a meme before.

My gf isn't young enough for this downs