He doesn’t fly first class

Have fun paying 5k+ for a few mints and crackers.

REAL rich people have jets. They don't fly first class.

Except they do...

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It should be real lonely.
When you are poor you can cope and dream that when you get rich you will make it and have good life and friends/company.

But then you are rich, not rich to the point you are a Gates, Jobs or something like that, but just another millionaire.

You cant impress people because they have the same things you have, you cant brag because well.. its normal to them too.. maybe you could if you had your own rocket going to mine asteroids, but all you have is a private jet.

Then you cant cope, all you can do is brag to miserable individuals cursed to the debt and enslavement system, in a rate comparison you are a rat impressing ants, when you are destroyed by tigers and lions everyday.

You cant cope, you cant lie, all you have left is impress people on a pre puberty cartoon forum.

huh

On certain planes you can also get single seating, so you don't have to sit next to some fatass or normie cunt who wants to talk your ear off all flight.

Worth the extra money on a long flight

It should be real lonely.
When you are poor you can cope and dream that when you get rich you will make it and have good life and friends/company.

But then you are rich, not rich to the point you are a Gates, Jobs or something like that, but just another millionaire.

You cant impress people because they have the same things you have, you cant brag because well.. its normal to them too.. maybe you could if you had your own rocket going to mine asteroids, but all you have is a private jet.

Then you cant cope, all you can do is brag to miserable individuals cursed to the debt and enslavement system, in a rate comparison you are a rat impressing ants, when you are destroyed by tigers and lions everyday.

You cant cope, you cant lie, all you have left is impress people on a pre puberty cartoon forum.

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Not gonna lie, that looks comfy as fuck. How far back does the seat recline?

It’s a bed

Bill Gates flew coach until Microsoft bought him a jet.

Imagine not seeing the PR

Damn, I never realized that beds were even a thing in first class. I'll definitely be trying this on my flight to Thailand for the linkie meetup, once we hit $1k eoy. Is it frowned upon to bring hookers into the bed with you? Or are you paying enough that they let stuff like that fly

>flying
enjoy your death when your plane plummets faster than bitconnect, retard

>not owning your own yacht

I want to get rich so I DON'T have to speak to other people.

Business class was absolutely incredible the one time I got to fly, it was an 8 hour flight and I got a free upgrade due to an airline mix up. However even if I was a millionaire I'd never pay over 1k for a flight, ever.

This. I've been upgraded to 1st class once. It was nice, but not $10k nice. For me to even consider starting to use 1st class on a regular basis I would need to have like $10MM. And even then I probably wouldn't use it.
How much is economy class? Business class is slightly better, but it's nothing special. It doesn't feel like what you pay, that's for sure. I sometimes use business class on long flights because there's more leg room (I'm almost 2 meters tall). You usually just get more leg room, slightly better food (but nothing special) and sometimes a better entertainment system (but who needs that). Also, business class tend to be a bit more quiet.

Iceland is amazing, I think you'll love it.

This, the only happy rich people are introverts, yet ironically for an introvert that isn't some computer genius becoming rich is harder. Meanwhile rich extroverts are often miserable.

Case in point, I have two millionaire buddies, one is a disgusting NEET who is completely happy and just spends all his money having expensive food delivered to his house and obsessively waiting for VR to get good. The other is your typical extrovert salesman-type who become a high ranking executive. If you met them you'd think the NEET was a miserable loser and the executive was a successful well-adjusted guy, but if you knew them well you'd realise the inverse is true.

How much is a flight on a private jet? Like 30k?

>How much is economy class?
Less than a third of saga. Mainly I want to ensure I dont have to sit next to a leper, also I like the idea of enjoying the airport lounge while I layover. Also I want to be the first to get on and off the plane.

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Maybe from Boston to NY

I'd much rather travel by train than be cramped inside a metal tube in the sky.

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What do you mean? I thought it was around that price unironically
It's not so uncommon these days

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i literally bought flight to Itally for 25$ (yes 25) for my summer vacation. Why the fuck would i pay 6k just to get a tv for a 2 hour flight?

privatefly.com/us/private-jet-hire/private-jet-flights-from-New-York-to-Paris

>I'd rather be in a tube on the ground than a tube in the sky
Who cares?

Thats to carry like 15 people
Some of them are 5k per hour on that same site

>5k per hour
You need to fly back...

what are optics

Well yeah so say if you're with 10 people a flight will cost you maybe 20k total
or 60k~ private jet

>Flying with 10 people
Literally like flying commercial.

First class is $10 of snacks, some fake flowers, a dollar store little girls mirror and a piece of plastic to stop you accidentally seeing another human while watching your $49 best buy TV illuminated by a random lamp?

Keep it faggot.

>?
Both lack something that is needed to be complete.

>monkey sounds

How much do you make or what's your net worth?

I'm curious at what point does it start to make sense to buy 1st class tickets.

>doesn't fly spirit airlines where customers take turns manning the cockpit

flying in a jet damages DNA and turns you transgender

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I think the only people taking private jets just by themselves are billionaires
Even musicians etc usually have 10 people with them so it works out like 2-3k per person or w.e

>Spirit
youtube.com/watch?v=bt_BAyB4CGw

>one is a disgusting NEET who is completely happy and just spends all his money having expensive food delivered to his house and obsessively waiting for VR to get good.
unironically what I am going to do once I make it with link. If you’ve seen ready player one you realize how awesome this shit is gonna be in about 25 years

>Gap between you and the next seat
>thinks this is first class
You are never going to make it.

>He doesn't want free live entertainment

Where the fuck are you flying from? I can get round trip tickets to Iceland for $250 from Florida...

Following up on that point, honestly if you ever want to test my theory and don't mind seeing someone sperg out, pick a rich person you know and point out some obvious flaw of theirs. If they flip out and start reeing about some shit then they are very clearly unhappy. Like my executive friend works for a media company as a 'producer' and all someone has to say is something like 'but you're not like a movie producer' and he'll go on a 30 minute rant even at a party about how important his job is and how it affects every one of us blah blah blah. He's also very upset about his height. I like to think if I had his money I would probably just chill with one friend and do nothing all day. Again people will say I'm a loser but I'd be a happy loser.

I don't think a musicians employee is going to be paying for the 2k out of pocket user, it's not like getting an uber. Usually the person insisting on the jet is footing the bill.

I find the feeling of comradery found in the trenches of economy and economy plus to be exciting. It just lights a fire in my heart. Same reason I come on this board.

Thanks to fags like the op, I can fly for cheap. Thanks for footing the bill of the airline Mr rich man

>Let's the (((television))) shit brown people into his skull
>Thinks he has made it

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>I can get round trip tickets to Iceland for $250 from Florida...
Show me.

>ass burned sounds
We are already into a virtual simulation, baka.

i can't afford it but will pay for premium economy if i can sit upstairs.

You do know that's for a lot of people right? For one person it's around 3k-10k

If you have to pay your own money to fly first class, you shouldn't be flying first class.

which trains go over the ocean though?

>Flying with a bunch of people
So now you have to coordinate everything and pretty much take away all the advantages of flying private

which is kind of like first class basically. It's a fucking 2-3 hour flight dude.

Dubs of wisdom. When you can generate unlimited wealth that can be set aside into an account for money you did not work hard for then that can be used for all the first class flights you want.

Looks like they went up from the last time I searched... WOW Air went out of business and they had great deals.

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depends on time of year

user what is your net worth? if 2-10k for a ticket doesnt phase you i'd guess you're worth 2-5m+?

Kill yourself

based

>Missing the point

>WOW Air went out of business
Yeah no shit, nigger.

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you're a fucking pleb at the front of the bus on public transit. Until you have your own plane with just you, the pilot, the sluts that serve drinks and whatever friends you want, you're a willfully poor actual faggot. A billionaire would look at you like a shitstain nigger for buying that crap

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>Amtrak
fucking LOL
Enjoy your 40mph journey pussy

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>all you can do is brag to miserable individuals cursed to the debt and enslavement system, in a rate comparison you are a rat impressing ants, when you are destroyed by tigers and lions everyday.

this
I bet OP has the same hairstyle as the guy on TV and some fuckalicious huge watch
I worked in high-end hospitality for some years, and of all the classless new money type, araba are the worst

>bar full on a saturday, hip plce in Beverly Hills, loaded with hot chicks
>pack of 20 saudis walk in
>all have mandatory ultra expensive vulgar watch + jewels
>just stare at women like psychos
>some of them actually have the balls to make a move
>the saudi move: get 2 drinks from the bar, walk up to a girl.Wether she's alone, or fully engaged in conversation is irrelevant. Put the drink down in front of her, still saying nothing and staring like a psycho, while her and her friends are wondering what the fuck is going on.
>45 mn later, these fuckers made all women leave, killing business for night.
>they stay around, go on the patio. Pull out 20 cigars as flashy as their watches, which they don't know how to smoke
>they manage to litteraly make the ouside air unbreadable
>Some order some food. Language barrier, end up ordering an assortment of cured hams.
>Even my stupid face knows they probably don't understand what they order
>explain it to them.
>"oh sorry, we can't eat that because muh religion'
>they're all drinking whisky
>MFW

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do you have to pay for the drinks and snacks and shit if you eat or drink some? i think that nickel and dime bullshit is what puts me off this kind of thing. I've stayed at some nice suits in vegas but then they charge you like $10 a bottle for those stupid little whiskey bottles in the fridge and shit. its bullshit, if I am paying 5k for a 1st class flight to dubai I better be able to pocket all those snacks and drinks and shit and not get charged

>Pay $10,000 for a flight with a comfier chair and champagne.
>Pay $800 for a coach ticket + $60 in alcohol to make it go faster.
You're a weak, little, status conscious pussy.

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Extremely sorry for not keeping up with every single airline and then admitting to my mistake. Go eat a dick for contributing NOTHING to the conversation.

Louis CK describes first class
youtube.com/watch?v=grjMbV64q60

Yeah it is all free dude.

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Same.
I want to ride one for once in order to get those Amtrak cards.

Given than BTT is departing for the Moon I'll buy my own jet instead of flying in an airplane that I don't even own like a poorfag (first class is cope).

You gay?

Also, except that you haven't made it. Basement dweller.

diningdecadence [DOTCOM] [SLASH] ek32-lhr-dxb-first-class

if you really made it you would just stay at home and playing vydia all day.
real rich people didn´t even leave their houses.
yall just dumb

My mum is a pilot so I flight first or business class for free or very cheap

Spend that money on accommodation
An extra 4k in flights so that you spend 8 hours a bit more comfy vs an extra 400 a night hotel room (assuming 10 days). Choice is obvious my man

Go one step further and BYO drugs

>Has to travel for fulfillment
>Thinks he's made it

user I...

I don't fly fren, I teleport, I smoke lots of weed a few hours before, I get on the plane, sleep while it's on the ground, wake up while it's on the ground, get out in a new country... tfw we was dr manhattan and sheit

this except with benzos and weed

eww
dubai...

>London to dubai

Pajeet/sandnigger confirmed.

shiiiiiet
nigga I can show you da wea

Let the doxing begin

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