What't that one special item you would reward yourself with if your biggest bag mooned 100x overnight? for me...

> Checked but obvious pajeet is obvious
I'd like to get a new car, but I would prefer to wait and build a log home.

So you don’t care about your own pee and poop particles flying on your toothbrush?

Fucking based. I want one too.

it's going to be designed in a way where that's not an issue

Just get a normal urinal instead, those ones spray piss everywhere.

a gf ;_;

>for me, it's the dyson airblade.
Same but only so I could stick my dick in it

I'm done.

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Why would you want a fcking dyson airblade absolute brainlet. Takes even longer than wiping your hands on a fcking towel.

a 10 million$ apartment building which i can rent out

I usually put my indian penis in these things

A house in my hometown

I have a long opened so I guess I would be multimilionare at the very least kek, buy a lambo desu

based man, get that dental work done! nice trips, biggest bag?

I'd want a conventional high power hand dryer, but mounted in the floor facing up so I could step out of the shower and dry my balls without a towel.

Those things scare autistic people, you'd regret it...

I'd buy a plane ticket to go see my friends who had to move away

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Thanks bro. I'm 100% stinky

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Lost. Kek.

Soda Stream with all the different flavors.

kek

bgs10 alpha black lotus

just use a blowdryer like for girl hair, that way you can get all the nooks n crannies

Those air dryers aerate that bacteria on your hands so have fun breathing your dirty air pleb

Since most of the board lives in Kolkata they're used to it.

These things can't be that expensive to buy and install. They're fucking everywhere in commercial buildings.

Took me a second

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schoolgirl sluts

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These unironically blow more bacteria onto your hands.

For me it would be a 1991 Subaru XT. I've wanted one for years but it's not worth selling my current car for one

Roland's V-Piano. Can't play but want.

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youtube.com/watch?v=fnguL3DwPaM

in a public restroom maybe but this will be only for my use so it will be ok

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An extremely expensive Jewish lawyer to go take care of my legal shit

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I have one

Get my teeth fixed.. get a vehicle.. maybe somewhere to live that isn't shit.. pay my medical bills..

I am a keyboard snob/collector. I have some rare keyboards valued $600-$800 but I would buy pic related if my bags mooned 100x over night. they go for thousands of dollars to other rare keyboard autists like me.

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>Get my teeth fixed.
oh yes this is my main priority too

A cure for my ulcerative colitis.
Oh wait money can't buy that.
Fuck me.

my parents have one similar to this. whats so good about them?

whats so special about this one, user? is it one of IBMs first keyboards?

nice lookin boomer box there *sip*

the beamspring switches are regarded as the best mechanical switches ever made by a vast margin. they aren't made anymore, the tooling and methods for doing so are gone. few of them remain, the one in the pic is particularly rare out of all of them

here's one similar
youtube.com/watch?v=1qw6ebySet0

these are nasty i never stick my hands in them

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Thanks for the share user interesting stuff. I don't know how I'd feel typing on what sounds like a tin roof.

time to wack my peepee

why do you want one of those?

i'd start ordering vietnamese takeout instead of cooking my own food

God these things fucking suck so bad. My old gym had one, it’s such a piece of shit and the only worse hand drying system is that machine with one sole pseudo-paper towel that everyone is supposed to share. Fucking disgusting cheap bastards

Id move to Maine

devilish

this retard doesn't know the technique to a fucking hairdryer.

Jow Forums truly is pathetic.

I like your style OP. Personally I’d get a couple of air multipliers.

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Like half of the keys don't even have any labels. Do they even do anything? Why would someone want a keyboard with a bunch of non-functional keys?

Just buy a new colon. Rich people buy organs all the time.

You haven't experienced Japanese culture until you've masturbated with a jet of water spraying your asshole

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well baited user

lol what is this a dyson shill thread? fuck off with your overpriced chinese motors.

fuck I didn't know collecting keyboards was a thing but that video man, I loved it

BASED & underrated

How do you clean the sprayer when shit gets on it?

use japanese precision shiting faggot

To make my old-timer moped electric. Can’t ride it right now because of environmental zones.

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crazy how white the audience was.
the jew doesn't allow a single scene on TV without forced diversity nowadays.

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fasting/intermittent fasting.
you're welcome

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Boy are those heebs in for a rude awakening and a cold Zyklon B scented shower

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I keep a hairdryer chilling in my bathroom at all times. It's nice to dry your crotch before getting dressed.

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Top kek

Proven to be the most unhygienic way to dry your hands as the spray the dirt all over the room. Dyson is a fucking cunt

Fasting is great. If I could I’d fast every day.

This

How does it blow piss, shit, and bacteria everywhere unless that stuff is on your hands? You do wash your hands with soap first, right? There should be no piss and shit left on your hands to blow everywhere, and very little bacteria. You dumb niggers, of course they blow whatever is in the water on your hands around, but if there's piss and shit in that then you did something very wrong.

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Nice I just got one of these a few months ago I havn't gotten a crown yet they only put the middle part in. It wasn't bad at all, I'd rate the pain 3/10 except there was one part of my nerve that didn't die and wasn't fully numb. For that split second the pain was 666/10. Pain for the 2 months before the root canal was much worse though I could hardly sleep more than 15 minutes a night. All because the doctor fucked up a filling like 3 years ago. ~$1.5k so far. Save your tooth user.