>fine thick latina >$300/hr >nice i can cum like 5x in 1hr >shows up smelling like pot & alcohol >laughs about it >not as thick as pics >face cute but totally different >fkn roasties and their instagram angles >whatever shes already here (aware they know this tactic, fall for it anyway cuz boner) >tell her use both hands >she cant really cuz dicks too small >make white pee pee on her boobies >cute and bubbly "omg what a hot mess!" >she gets dressed >wtf >"thought its 1hr?" >"hehe no user its when u finish" >"oh well thanks had a good time will def save ur #"
fucking ripoff never doing that again, & i can give myself a better tuggy. she'll never make $300 that easy again
You could have bought some onaholes and lube. Remember this statement next time you think about buying the services of a whore.
Wyatt White
You got ripped off, you dumbass.
Carter Bennett
You are learning about dealing with women and business deals. This is more valuable than a handjob to be honest. T. person who started going to prostitutes since start of year.
Brayden Perry
>You are learning about dealing with women and business deals. This is more valuable than a handjob to be honest. this
Liam Diaz
What type of idiot pays $300 for a handjob? I can pay $250 for full service without a condom AND cum inside a cute 20 year old asian girl for that amount.
Grayson Walker
>look for escort adds >body-to-body massage with a picture of a very tight young woman with a sizable bust >arrange meeting >get to the place - meet her at the door - seems regular looking, albeit a bit small. >tells me to shower and lie down on a mat face down >get a glimpse of her body before we start >jesus fucking christ. Never seen such a tight, young body with such supple, almost handful of tits - pierced. >the massage was ok, including the body-to-body part >The finish, me face up. >What an incredible, young, titties body oh god >Prime young pussy isn't a meme at all >ask her if I can touch her. >she agrees while stroking my dick >Feel pure ecstasy while groping her around her tight belly and beautiful tits >came shortly thereafter
Went to her once more, with more groping. Will return increasing or perhaps escalating if she's ok with that.
Angel Williams
>asian girl >girl
Blake Edwards
nice dude. im thinking of doing the same just need to work up the courage. been going to the gym a bit more lately too so hope that helps desu
Jacob Bell
>makes love with prostitute instead of fucking her >goes back to same prostitute
the absolute state of cucks on this board
Logan Morris
I paid $350 USD for 2 hours with picrelated Don't have much details besides that it was a good time desu
To be honest, I found out I get more enjoyment from simply hugging with the women instead of fucking them.
Jaxon Gomez
who the fuck gets a handjob from a big booty latina, she probably thought you were gay
Adrian Jones
>tips fedora >eats tendies mum just made
Christian Morgan
tell you prostitutes are one evil breed of ripoffs. they will lie, cheat and steal from you whenever they can. it's not that they need to do this, they just enjoy fucking someone over. there are plenty of storys of guys who have been "too open qnd trusting" towards prostitutes and they got their whole life savings +more taken from them by all sorts of dirty tricks. it's a mentality they develop on the job.
Ethan Long
This desu. Whores are subhuman. Jack the Ripper did nothing wrong.
Charles Jackson
if they see you are a weak piece of shy thumb-sucking beta shit they will empty your pockets.
another big reason "why they do it" is:
they are totally disgusted by weak men if you believe it or not. they have nothing but contempt for man-babies.
they have learned not to show it cause money is money - but talk to them 1on1 if they respect you and you will discover the hatred they have for weak men. worse than hitlers hate for jews. thats a big fucking secret.
I'm not sure I understand why anyone would pay to have sex with someone who regularly has sex with other people, won't carry your child and probably doesn't want to spend time with you in the first place.
Why wouldn't you just masturbate and save your money for a longer term investment with better rewards?
What if I told you picrelated wants to fuck you but you have to pay her $5, would you do it? I'm sure you would What if she asks $20 for one hour? Done deal
I'm just saying you probably disregard prostitutes because you are poor
If she doesn't want to fuck you unless you pay her than she doesn't want to fuck you. Besides, how do you know she's clean? I don't want an std. What's so great about her being so attractive if you're having to pay her to have sex with you? Nothing will come of it except you'll have less money and not feel horny for a few hours. If you have sex with prostitutes I'm not trying to say you should feel bad or you're doing something wrong, I just don't really understand the point.
Aaron Thompson
Well she is a prostitute she is gonna fuck niggers yes lol
Ian Adams
>What's so great about her being so attractive if you're having to pay her to have sex with you?
Because it's FUN you beta low-test piece of shit
Jason Price
You ever robbed a hooker? Do you think they're used to fighting men?
thats so... lifeless lol wisdom >without condom retard. anyways handy is what i like u asking to get murdered putting ur face down in massage thing insect they dont care how u look man. im sure if ur a chad they may enjoy it but i still doubt it since their pussy has no feeling >caring what ppl do with whores as long as it doesnt harm nice ur like that Unsullied soldier from GOT >hiring a woman is gay u ever got ASMR and a handy before faggot? ah, a fellow intellectual how can take someones bank money Mashallah i really dont think they give a fuck i smacked mines You're right but muh dick no woman is into it. they love ur money, looks or status. not you. WTF man dont jack off the whole month a lot of them specifically say no AA (African Americans) neither are bar sluts or college girls. only girls u buy from their fathers
lol that's what we expected, I shit you not. But it turned out to be fine. Very suprised he didn't get some herpes type. But then again he did indirectly suck a 1001 penises by going down on a stripperhooker in a party island in the English part. So that does make him gay.
I don’t see the point of fucking a woman who isn’t fucking you because you’ve made her horny. for me That’s half the fun of fucking, the conquest. in that way, paying prostitutes is kind of like buying a trophy.
why would you want to pay $250 for an STD? I never understood this "without a condom" thing when it comes down to whores. SHE IS A WHORE YOU IDIOT! THERE IS A VERY VERY HIGH CHANCE SHE HAS AN STD! HOW FUCKING STUPID ARE YOU? GODDAMNIT. Literally shaking.
i turn down sex AT LEAST twice a day (granted they are ugly as sin)
but still fuck 7+/10 on the reg. FUCKING PATHETIC BOARD THIS SHIT SHOULD BE ON Jow Forums OR /B/
Wyatt Hernandez
Fuck off chad
Christian Martinez
can u get std from handjob?
Nathan Bell
Alright, that's cool. I think I'd rather just have fun with someone who I don't have to pay to be there Some good points, ngl. Just not for me I guess Agreed
Jeremiah Lee
>you've made her horny The only things that make them horny are money and rape
You don’t get it, its not the money, it’s the fact that without the money she’s gone. ‘You’re just broke’ is your coping mechanism for people who don’t believe in paying for sex.
you’re right in that I would pay her $10 to make me a drink at the bar.
David Rivera
Very
Benjamin Walker
Ok well then I'll just continue by asking why you would pay $250 for a handjob? That makes it even worse.
Jack Davis
>it’s the fact that without the money she’s gone
You sound like someone that has never been with a prostitute before. It's much less awkward than you think. Those are girls that both love money and sex. We're not talking about 40-something crack addicts here
Jaxon Cook
i used to know this girl who i really liked for years and spent lots of time with but she dated other guys.
she ran into some credit card debt and needed money real bad and i made me an offer.
i sometimes regret turning her down but at the time i felt really disgusted
that's my prostitution story.
Jacob Walker
Never again Yes this is a ChainLink thread, let's keep it on topic. And without your looks, money or status, any woman is gone. all female love is conditional
ChainLink will save you with its capabilities to bridge off-chain technologies with smart contracts in a decentralized manner! Simply install a sensor on yourself that detects when you've ejaculated and a sensor in her body with a gyroscope that tracks movement. If she isn't "active" enough and you don't cum with a specified time requirements or for example if you decide that you'll only pay her for 2 orgasms, she will not receive a payment until those requirements are filled. Have fun user
Austin Rodriguez
don't forget about their evil vaginas though so be wary of fucking just any slut. Them sluts actually suck in some of your dna through their vaginas and later if/when they have children the child will have some of your genetic material. Though, a smart contract would fix this problem with some creative thinking. Thanks for taking the time to read my shitposts!
Lincoln Howard
>all female love is conditional >he thinks male love isn't even more conditional to how tingly the woman makes his pee pee feel
By that logic, you indirectly do a handjob to a man if you shake hands? Virtually all men stroke their dicks, and frequently so.
William Nelson
Hence why I don't shake peoples hands. I aint gettin the god damn hand herpes
Bentley Gray
>starting a business meeting with a potential client >the client is enthusiastic. Heard about your product from all the good reviews online >comes to you eagerly, hand directed firmly at you in a welcoming gesture >you break a sweat >Flashback to all the STD stories you've heard online >"there's penis juice on that hand, I can see the germs" >run in panic. >no business done...
Adrian Harris
This struck me pretty hard the first time I was in a relationship but wondered if Id be happier with other girls who make me hornier. All my years of being single I thought itd be much easier for me to be satisfied and content.
Hudson Smith
>be the year 2030 >call up prostitute >swallow an Intel™ SGX™ nanobot orgasm pill then have sex and cum on her face >money is transferred to her account through a smartcontract based on how hard I nutted and how little she dodged my cum >mfw my nut is forever immortalized on the blockchain the future is bright
Matthew Green
>Gets cheated by literal whore >Is surprised
Never gonna make it
Hudson Russell
Yes but HE got quads. You got less than Jack Shit
Tyler Cook
topkek
James Jackson
I dont see this as shitposting it can/should happen but SJWs will have a fit did i say that Mr. Strawman? of course its conditional on her looks/thickness (good genes for kids), purity (will teach kids values/empathy) and ability to nurture (will take care of kids). just as a woman looks for good looks (genes) and provisions (money, status) from a man. you're still paying money & time for sex. whether its gym membership, nice clothes/haircut, dates, time wasted on pickup or partying, hookers etc. and hes still not the weird one
>spent lots of time with Why though. I don't understand why men do this.
Checked. That's really poor though. 300/hr is $300 PER HOUR. Where do these whores get off leaving straight after you cum? Lesson learned I guess, do weird shit for the first 50 minutes and get your moneys worth.
Liam Wilson
Ya, makes no sense. Shouldn't expect honesty from a hooker. Not doing it again anyways. had better handjobs in highschool at the movies
Kevin White
wheres a good source in the UK for prositutes?
Logan Richardson
>wheres a good source in the UK for prositutes? this. asking for a friend
Grayson Gonzalez
Report her to the BBB!
Christian Morales
Fucking checked and keked. And ya this sounds about right. Grass isn't always greener right user?
Jackson Nelson
literally google "escorts" audible kek :(
Bentley Brown
>be me >pay $200 to fugg pic related feels good man congrats bud
Oh it gets worse i dont even see a point anymore rather than inpregnating her. All these condom and birth control boys thinking they winning something because they can fuck a effectivly sterile cunt. Man...
Carter Martin
wtf its actually Miss Piggy gayest thing ive ever heard most based thing i ever heard (if u and wombman have good genes)
sorry i thought that said "pig related" at a glance. still nice
Michael Williams
>"thought its 1hr?" >"hehe no user its when u finish" lmfao based roastie exploiting cuckboy OP
William Young
even disregarding tattoos, sex isn't like your animus, user. fucking a woman who feels nothing for you is a step above a fleshlight, but the lack of reciprocity when you touch her is a huge turnoff unless you're a retard without empathy. this is why niggers rape so much and whites so little, not really because of any higher moral worth. for idiots there's just the pure physical stimulii, so rape works. smarter people get a whole other layer of stimulation from their partner being into them
Joshua Reyes
Fuck hotter girls
Leo Evans
>the lack of reciprocity when you touch her is a huge turnoff Speak for yourself cuckboy. The more objectified the roast the better.
Ayden Peterson
haha she was a milf 10 years ago youtube.com/watch?v=h0fww0K3WDc i slapped her on the ass hard as fuck and after we were done she slapped me back on the ass was fun
Dominic Brown
how in the FUCK are you idiots poor?????
i turn down business deals AT LEAST twice a day (granted they are stupid as shit)
but still make millions on the reg. FUCKING PATHETIC BOARD THIS SHIT SHOULD BE ON Jow Forums OR /B/
Nathan Thompson
>Hey Shanique, don't you hate WEAK MEN? >oh.... Yeah baby they're the worst >I know! And don't you hate the JEWS? >Yeah baby, they're the worst >Wow Shanique you're so woke and redpilled I feel like I've known you my whole life >That'll be 350 usd
Blake Rodriguez
And I'm fresh out of money
Eli Wright
Maybe if she was STD tested and lactating
Isaiah Bailey
Next time ask for MSOG If they say yes, you can cum as much as you want If she says no, tell her you've got a shrimpdick and ask if she'd do MSOG for a little bit more
Adrian Parker
wants wrong with nigger faggots like this one here? posting an answer to everything, absolutely no one cares about your opinion you disgusting freak, go look for friends elsewhere
Jason Perez
>caring if a woman is excited >caring about a woman at all Found the cuck. Pretty sure you try to make her orgasm so you feel like a "man"
