Does chad ever get reported to HR for “sexual harassment”

Or does he get a pass for being chad?

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a real chad doesn't sexually harass women, he has them come and harass him

Spoken like a true chad

it's sexual harassment when you're a virgin/beta/weak fag

it's appreciated socialization and "getting to know each other" when you're chad

tldr: women hate weak men

Come on man you know what what I mean, I’m not talking about some autist grabbing a coworkers ass I’m talking about pic related. Like getting reported for touching someone’s fucking shoulder, or is that a legitimate form of harassment in today’s metoo era?

Almost every woman at my job flirts with me. Too bad they're all middle aged and the only one I really want to bang is seeing someone. I'm also an absolute sperg with women IRL.

This. It's all about how you carry it off, and how you make them feel. The difference between appreciated flirting and sexual harrassment is simply whether you make her feel good, or bad, from/after the encounter.

I flirt with girls in the office all the time. You just have to not be a complete beta.

This guy knows.
Do you not reciprocate their flirting? It’s good practice to getting over your spergdom.
Same you can tell when they are bored stuff of their husbands, I’ve really tried to cut back and control myself to not be the scumbag that messes around with another man’s wife and potentially ruin a family though. I swear some of these middle aged women make it difficult when they start to get handsy with you. I wonder if they actually want the D or if it’s just a game for attention?

It's considered offensive to not bow down and worship feminists

>Doesn't know HR is the Internal Affairs of private sector.
>Highest criminal ineptitude possible.

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Of course I do, but end of the day it's all joking, I would not actually make a pass at them. They are just comfortable with me. Meeting women my age outside of work is a lot trickier. Crypto really fucked up my social skills. I'll probably remake my Tinder after I secure my last bag in a month or two.

is that bernardo?

>tinder
Let me save you a big fat waste of your time and pieces of your soul user. Meet women through your social circle. If you don’t have one, that should be your focus before women. Get a hobby that involves other people and don’t be autistic when participating in this hobby and more than likely you will meet some decent folk. Tinder boosts 3/10 single moms to 8/10 status because of so many thirsty nerds. Your odds of finding anything decent on there are slim to none with a much higher chance of dealing with awful women who have to resort to a dating app (like it isn’t already easy enough for women to get dick/relationships).

hmmm...i wonder!!

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can confirm they want the D. fucked two 30 year old married women with kids. i felt guilty but realized if they weren't cheating with me it'd be with some other person in the office. - and its amazing sex. they fuck you like it's their last good fuck they will ever get. probably will be

oh and probably wont ruin their family. THEY won't tell anyone because they love/need their beta husband. so you keep your mouth shut too. ran into the woman i used to fuck and her husband 2 years after the affair. was not awkward at all and she told me in private she hasnt breathed a word about it. shits way to common. makes me worry about my GAL

The guy on top keeps his hair neat, keeps his skin clean, maintains a healthy weight, and dresses nice. The guy on the bottom has bad skin, his hair is too long, doesn't watch his weight, and dresses like a dork. Of course she likes the attention from the guy who puts in effort more than the guy who does nothing towards his self improvement.

> tfw aggressively ignore roasties at work and it visibly upsets them

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>BUSINESS AND FINANCE
Go to /pol idiot. This board is only for true believers of ETH that will be the first trillion dollar crypto

Dude exactly I cannot trust women after my interactions with them the past two years. I really really want to bend some of them over so bad but I know my conscious would be a mess because I’m a child of divorce. That and literally every other dude at my job is a beta so I don’t have the excuse if it’s not me it’s someone else.

Usually gets a pass unless one of the girls is too jealous and takes vengeance by reporting him. Another possibility: one whore could get caught cheating and will accuse chad of rape because that's her way out.

Yeah Tinder is no fun. It is a degenerate and impersonal culture which is why I quit it. Not worth the time/money invested to get laid once in a while. You get 10 matches, maybe 5 respond and 3 end up committing to a date. Good chance that of those 3, 2 will either flake out or never call you again.

A real chad doesn't even bother with 'sexual harassment'. He just bends the bitches over and fucks them right in the ass.

Unironically though crypto is my primary hobby and there are quite a few women involved in the scene here in NYC. I just never go to the events because they're always on the other side of town and I am a reclusive autist. I stopped hanging out with friends as much because none of them understand how deep I am in the rabbit hole and they want to keep pissing all their money away on booze and blow.

moral user. commend you for not acting out on your primal instincts. I am a weak man. even in a relationship now with a great girl (cooks, cleans, sex and is based) I just want new pussy. Simien brain..

BUT if you change your mind and want to hook up. heres what ya do. after youve been flilting that day and you both ARE STILL AT THE OFFICE. (dont bug them at home) send them emojis over snap like a lick face and sweat laughing face. NOT kiss faces. dont actually type anything. if she will respond in kind which you can escalate from there. if she doesnt then you just say you were sending stupid emojis. then send her a camel emoji or something. now you have deniability and now you know she wasnt into you. works everytime

>what is metoo
He gets reported when the benefits of reporting outweigh the benefits of continuing to slob him

I did fuck an office girl in the ass. We still hang out sometimes after work too but only for happy hour.. she's crazy and has a kid.

Surprised in this thread tho, thought all of you were spergs.

the spregs are the ones posting about xcash and fantom. we are eth chads. with some bat and link too

>a real chad doesn't sexually harass women, he has them come and harass him

Sure, but there is the danger of the revenge sexual harassment claim if Chad rejects the advances.

Tinder is s lot of fun when you don't take it seriously. You can just talk total shit and still have the girl interested.

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How is it cringe when I'm just fucking about? I have to have some form of social interaction while waiting for my shitcoins to moon.

You're ok, guy. Don't qualify yourself.

Youre having a good time which is cool and maybe practicing your chatting up skills which are already fine. But sometimes I think spending too much time bantering on dating sites is just entertaining bored women.

MOAR

kek piggies. would have been funnier if you said "our piglet children". a piglet came out of that pussy and its still tight. bitch is alright

She's about to umatch me. RIP.

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I slapped two girls asses at my work and loosened ones bra strap, not a single report, and this was last year

What shitcoins do you hold?

Holy shit are you me?

Also dont keep feeding their ego.

Should have said "well ill schedule our first fight for tomorrow night at x, 7.30, no gloves"

Right you did the zany free spirit thing for too long, now she's bored and ready to store you in the friend zone. Look, now she doesn't even care she's admitting that your pockets would have been emptied, she'll pass on someone with no money. Do a complete 180 and say you'll punch her in the face or something.

Do you really have to be mean to women and how do you do that?

This is not a question with a straight answer that work 100% of the times, such as? how could I make someone like me - the answers differ because we are humans anyway.

Your question should be - How can I understand humans better, how can I learn what to do if I lack social experiences, etc.

Considering women are biologically designed to orgasm and fall in love with their literal forcible rapist, no.

Women literally WORSHIP AND OBEY RAPISTS. The fastest and surest way to a woman's heart is by choking and raping her pregnant. True fact.

Cope.

If the guy on top didn't put in any effort and the guy on the bottom put in more effort than anyone else she would still choose the top guy.

Spoken like a true Chad

fpbp

This guy fucks

This is EXACTLY how you game women. No woman wants to be taken too seriously. If you're too serious you will scare them away. As the song says, girls just wanna have fun

They will absolutely tell their husbands and anyone else they find convenient for any reason or sometimes no reason. You got lucky twice.

Don't squeet where ya eat bromigo

t. degenerate semi-chad

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White knights will reeeee at you but that's just how it's been for thousands of years

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Can't save it now, and if you tried she'd respect you even less.

Fun read though. Made me miss my 20's...

No lad. I've seen chads walk up to girls and kiss them on the cheek/hand in public after 2 seconds of meeting them and nothing happens

If an ugly guy tried that he'd get the police called on him. In fact, I think after some PUA session near some college campus they actually did call the police on the betas doing their PUA lessons, etc, saying they were being harassed by men. (ugly men) of course.

""Chad"" gets away with it la

That's creepy dude. Flirting with girls you work with shows a scarcity mentality.

if I beat your faggot ass into a pulp does that make me a strong man?

Probably. Just try to avoid being a short person while doing it.

If your also handsome and charismatic . else you will just be a violent sperg. Even chad gets lighter sentencing.

Chill

someone please post the stock photo of the man ripping the woman's shirt open in the business setting

What am if I only get sexually harassed by ugly or old women?

Report them to HR obviously

I got reported for telling a girl "Chop, chop! Hurry up!" in a friendly joyful tone amongst other things.

Yet I never reported the coworker who'd say "Oh user you're in trouble, boss lady wants to talk to you!" Using the logic I could've reported this other girl but they'd probably tell me "Oh she's just being friendly." This other girl was pretty cool so no intent on reporting her.

>"chop, chop! Hurry up!"
I wouldn't advise telling a woman who you're not having sexual relations with to "chop, chop, hurry up." That's only asking for trouble. However if you're a manager, you can get away with anything. My rules that I try to remind myself when going to work are speaking only when necessary and do not make any advances on women there. If you do those two things you will not have any guilt following you home. If a woman makes an advance on you, it's up to you to be the judge and decide if you want to reciprocate and potentially make a thing out of something with someone who you work with or not. I would personally say fuck no unless you are thinking about leaving soon anyway or have a decent position in terms of hierarchy.

Chad gets his cock sucked by the HR lady, so no.

You sure showed them pal.

Even Jamal is getting #metoo'd by women who hit on him

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Nothing happens. You can't be a victim.

Being worried about showing a scarcity mentality shows a scarcity mentality.

this

checked and based

what a silly question, obviously it is only sexual harassment if you are ugly short and bald.

a true chad is fucking the hr rep and doesn't get reported. anything less is no true chad.

Just having fun broseph. Why don't you stop being a pussy?

It doesn't matter how much you can get laid at the office, it's fucking retarded. You might not get reported for anything if she likes you, but you are inviting a bunch of bad shit to happen to you.