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Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

am erdly of prev:

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>am erdly of prev
End your life.

Is that an Oneida?

Looks like rate cuts and QE is back on the menu boys

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MAX YOUR IRA FOR 2018 YOU HAVE 10 DAYS

EITHER DO THIS, OR YOU WILL NOT MAKE IT

more like rat cutes

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who NTGN?

I bought 20 BOTZ calls for 22 that expire April 18th for 100 dollars.
idk I have a hunch.

We're having some trouble getting past the ATH. Wall Street buncha pussies. After we get through it we're smooth sailing.

>S&P rising AH
The worst thing about trading options is not being able to see it reflected in your portfolio until monday.

Cute rat

No, it’s most likely Syracuse China - produced for the U.S. Navy circa 1960’s

Why the hell did she agree to go on a date and is now ghosting me on the day of the date???

Stop buying puts. They don't make sense. Play the Nikkei with puts.

Cold feet. Ignore her and don't let her know it bothered you. Be an asshole to her if she talks.

>If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks
Reminder this is what kikes mean by "regulation" for cryptos and they suggest that will actually improve the value, by preventing anyone from buying any if they arent already rich.

women are fickle and shitty.

I'm going to buy some SQQQ calls on Monday.

I don't make enough money to Max my ira or even close. I'll probably work on getting it together staring next year though.

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I'm not doing great at this game fren.

This week: kind of boring not buying things or selling things. Did buy some MO and DIS on that little dip, but I'd like to buy a LOT more.

Could be a dozen reasons, could just be irresponsible.

But you should view it as a shit test. She's a flake, move on.

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Buy FAANG calls

its $6,000 for 2019, you have basically 12 months to find $500 a month.

do it user, become based

It's okay, you're ascending from your lowpoint! Being down 1.5% is nothing in the grand scheme of things. DIS is a good buy imo

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Bet it all on disney calls an turn that down 1.5 to up 205%

YOLO

jesus christ... has Cramer been talking to someone here... it's so distinctive...

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what the fuck do i do with the next 60 hrs?

>tfw I don't have 100 shares of JNJ
>tfw can't sell puts
Why even live

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KEK

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It ain't much but its honest work

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Apple inches forward again in its slow climb towards world domination

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First week exclusively trading calls
Made about 10-15 trades

Total risk: 2500
Up 1250 (2000 profit)
Around 400 non-recoverable losses
remaining 600 I expect to turn around and break even or substantially make me a profit.

Pretty good fellas eh?

I wageslave it up over the weekends. Was supposed to work today too but I called in a sicky.

Tim AAPL made me a lot this week. Not a single call sold at a loss. Even unloaded my 197.5 April 5th expiry at a gain today.

I'm poor.

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I do that sometimes too, but my wageslave job is largely seasonal. It feels really stupid getting handed 150 dollars after spending 12 hours on my feet doing physical labor.

Lel

charge ur battery

This was my first week trading options. Amidoingitrite?

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looks about right

Nah, you bought waay otm didn't you? That's p risky. I never put more than a tenth of my portfolio into options, and I try to buy close to money.
You've got some massive gains but generally winning streaks stop somewhere and once it does you'll get wiped.

>It feels really stupid getting handed 150 dollars after spending 12 hours on my feet doing physical labor.

Oof. Thankfully my jobby pays more than that for less work. It is private security related. Formerly my full-time jobby but scaled back to part time because I wanted more time to trade. Wanna know what my degree is? I think it's funny. I was an art major. Used to be a graphic designer. Quit that job with a vengeance after a couple years. I'd rather mow peoples lawns than do graphic design again. Or be a garbage man. Or clean toilets. Fell ass backwards in to security. Now hang around empty buildings on weekend mostly making sure the building isn't actively flooding or on fire or something, at which point I am expected to run away like a coward and call the appropriate emergency services.

thanks for reading my blog.

Buy Bombardier. It break out of short term falling trend today.

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>SPY at 288.80
Hope you guys loaded up on calls/sold your puts

300 before summer.

As soon as the trade deal is finalized there's gonna be a ss that takes us up 10%

I'd bought between 10-15 various calls on NVDA for 185, 187.5 and 190 on Wednesday when I finally got a day off during a trading day to get into options and it paid off hugely on Thursday morning. On my way in to wage slave when markets opened my portfolio moved from $5500 (after going $4500-5500 the day prior when I first figured out how options worked) to $10000 in the first few minutes and was up to ~$18000 by the time I'd made it into work. Unfortunately I lost ~$5k in profit while getting cucked by work and finished up Thursday @ +$13k. Felt good seeing that +$12k in a day. Last time I made that much in a day was when LTC broke $100 in 2017. Can I quit my day job for this?

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I’m the angry Chili’s fren from last thread. Up 1.5% today, but down overall. I had a few margaritas and an Awesome Blossom and cooked off a bit. Your Chili’s knowledge has me floored. I’ll meet you guys at Romero’s and take that Calamari Fritti if it’s still available.

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Long SPY or a Chyna ETF?

3/25
>MiningAnon recommends GoviEx Uranium at .122
4/5
>Hits .142

16% gain if I would have had the guts

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MUST WATCH before you jump on the peice of shit LCI pump and dump scam shilled here.
pscp.tv/AlderLaneeggs/1nAKEyEQqkkKL

Mentions LCI at 12:30

Is tsla worth is or is it going to keep being JUSTed over and over again?

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Good female advice. Don’t talk to her again unless she literally shows up on your doorstep with the corpse of her mother who just died in her arms. Even then, be suspicious.

Replicate a couple times first.
I was thinking of buying NVDA too this week. Ended up being too late after that big spike. Congrats, fomoing hard in hindsight over here.

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Youre pimping a video of a big short seller? You must be getting desperate.

I hope you guys understand there will never be a China deal. Big orange retard capitulated and says he is giving them until 2025. He is doing this just to jawbone the markets every day until then on “trade deal optimism”. It will ultimately be swept underneath the rug as neither side if budging. We were “almost there” at striking a deal since December and yet, nothing. It’s okay guys, just go long because the printing presses will be running for a while

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Why would anyone buy LCI rn?

It's probably going to continue to bounce around high 240 to high 370s or so for one more swing. I like Elon-chan and his merry company of dreams. It trades like a penny stock but, unlike an actual penny stock, it has enough volume to have some inertia behind the moves.

Thanks user. I'm long on T now and doubled down on it for next week as it made me a bit today and yesterday. Do your own research though.

The stock market is Trump's only accomplishment. I've read articles about how obsessed he is. Coming into 2020 elections we're gonna be flying as high as possible, Mulvaney will ensure that.

He's a reptile who only understand GDP growth. And it's glorious.

Yeah I was looking at T. Thinking of buying so calls after their divy pays out.

Remember what he said about this being a bubble before running? Now he loves it because he thinks the stock market helps all the poorfags by some miracle

Any VTSAX brahs here?

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>288.88
man if we break 289... My calls being itm coming into monday would be great

Get on the /T/eat.

Fuck you Layne, it was busy as shit today. Its not like you're much help anyway

Its kinda retarded to buy calls at opening bell but I can't stop myself. Volatility is insane. You can end up purchasing a contract for significantly higher than purchasing that same contract at a higher share price later in the day.

I just love the feeling of sniping a call and see my buy up 50% immediately

sorry couldnt edit SMG and book into this quick enough
forgive me ;_;

also
>RH account would be $800 it hadden gotten into options

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We're hitting ATH next week, Tuesday/Wednesday. The stakes are too high. If we reject the resistance panic could ensue and send us down to the 270s and below.

MM will not let this happen.

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good deal

Should I buy into KHC bros

Because it's going on a moon mission. Shorts packed even more powder in the keg.

I have student debt and only make 18/hr. So probably another year until I can really start maxing it out. It's just too much of my expendable income right now.

In another year though, I should get into a better position than where I'm at, and I can really start pumping it up.

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Buy the dip

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Um no. It slightly outperformed the biotechnology index which went skyhigh today. There's nothing notable about the price action.

I was eyeing that today.

What's the story on why it cratered? And if you're serious, why bet on its recovery?

They are doing very well, paying debt down and early, and a shit load of fools like yourself shorted it. But sure, talk about the sector, like it's the issue.

Telecoms had another underperforming day. Good entry point though if we’re gonna run past the ATH

Short percentage is 7-12 percent this week. Low-to-average for a biotech.
I never said it’s a bad investment as a whole, it’s just not gonna “moon” for no reason save a P&D

LCI isn't a biotech company, it's a generic drug manufacturer

Also, 64% of LCI's float is short
That's hardly "low to average"

finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=LCI

Look at the total share of the float shorted. It's over 70%

LCI is shite mate

K it slightly outperformed the healthcare index

GreenDot!

A fintech play on Tim AAPL!

What weird tools do your brokers give you?

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That's what I was told when I bought it at 4 bucks.

My bad, twas looking at the wrong thing. Yeah that’s a high short percentage, I’ll play devil’s advocate and say that since high short percentage means that a lot of people think the price will fall - hoping for ss is kinda a pipe dream. Chart doesn’t really seem like a ss setup
But good luck, I got fucked by LCI’s earnings P&D so I’m still a little sore .

>since high short percentage means that a lot of people think the price will fall - hoping for ss is kinda a pipe dream

shorts are no smarter or more saavy than longs
that's like saying "a lot of people think the market will go up, so there's no way it could crash" or "a lot of people think the market is going to crash (like right now), so there's no way it could go up"

Get back in there my nigga. And be patient. The short percentage has actually increased since it was half this value. They can't keep the lid on forever.

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The company lost 70% of its EBITDA and has no way to replace it. The stock price still hasn't reflected this.

It’s a good strategy to agree with market sentiment and jump out before it changes.

>Yahoo Finance Article
>”Analysts poke holes in jobs report”
>oh no, my calls
>”Although the unemployment rate was unchanged at 3.8%, the household survey measure of employment contracted, while average hourly earnings barely rose —adding to continued concerns about income inequality and the raging debate over whether capitalism is working for everyone.”

Fuck off yahoo finance, this is good for my bottom line.

Except for that long list of new drugs to be released. And debt being paid early because of them.

Yahoo finance is clowns. Their app is convenient, but their coverage is terrible. Slightly more accurate than bot-generated articles.

>Competitors: Other fintech startups include Robinhood and Acorns.

FUCK ROBINHOOD

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Having all those autism gadgets pay off must feel really invigorating, even though its the 21st century equivalent of throwing chicken bones into a fire.

If I a resume, just to get in the door of a company I am invested in, am I illegally fraud?

Or insider problems...

CNBC is the worst financial network ever constructed. I can't wait until I'm making enough to pay for those secret club financial networks where you pay quarterly. Talking to you guys is fun but its kinda like in House when he bounces ideas off the inferior brainlet doctors :(

what

If you get the job you would have to tell them you own stock. They will give you the information needed to make it square with the SEC. That's only if you get the job mind you. Sending out resume/application is fine.