I'm broke and only have 1000 dollars. What should I invest it in?

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chainlink

btmx for easy passive income, you probably get 1 dollar a day. If you are in venazuela i assume this is alot.

NKN then make a thread about how you got scammed

Classy vintage stool and snug fitting rope

litecoin

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what is your goal? what sort of time frame, expectation and risk tolerance do you have?

I want to be able to work and control everything from my laptop. I dont really have a time frame or expectation

Canned goods

i have 1.2k and im all in on nano i suggest that

loser shitfolio redbit tier

Trtl link Raven. Split among them. Also, 1k could help you in the offline world. Don't spend what you don't have

Honestly, you should "invest" in applying for jobs and getting a real income. 99% or more of retail investors with no training lose their money.

You can't afford to lose that $1000. Pro Tip: Call your state's employment department and ask for help getting a job, there are real programs and training services for people like US (yes, me too).

Swallow your pride, ask for help. I know. I know. Just do it. Don't burn your money on crypto memes, I don't want you to be posting suicide threads in a few days.

>"Broke" but has $1000
Get back to me when you know what it's like to ration food you out of touch fuckwit

buy SWPXX

This. I'm tired of all these
>I just got kicked out of my house and only have 44k left in my bank account, give me a shitcoin so I can escape poverty.
posts

when in any doubt just buy btc. but you can try to get lucky and take a shot in the dark

Don’t listen to these NPCs. You need to go buy a phat bag of the dankest weed you can afford. Bake up a tray of special brownies and pack up a pizza in an ice chest. Then go to the woods and camp out for 2 days while blazing harder than you ever have before. The answers will find you.

health insurance

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you can't be a true Jow Forumsraeli unti you get scammed by nkn

It depends on what are your targets, after BTC dumps around 3200-3400 you could go on it or LTC, but don't expect to make big numbers soon

Is this the low rollers meta thread?
Hey fags if I only want to invest 1 ETH on Binance which shitcoin is going to pump hardest and soonest.
Serious answers only, no [redacted] hawkers please.

you should invest in flo aka the coin that will continue to pump for 6 months straight. but you wont listen and youll stay poor

You should buy a clue, haha.

Then sell your bags at a loss only for the moon mission to happen the next day

Yourself, it pays ridiculous dividends. Gym membership/ haircut, and some form of education. Start with FreeCodeCamp and if you do all the material on there and know how to code you can land a comfy job paying 50k a year start. It's what I did

Not to mention if you can land a cutie gf with Daddy's money, and all the confidence you will gain if you look and feel better about yourself

Don't fuck this up
$500 BTC
$500 ETH

buy $1000 worth of bitbeans and stake them into this bull run. you'll probably 10x your btc and also 2x your bitbean if you stake it for the full year. so should 20x your btc if you sell at the right time. so .2 worth of btc into bitbean sell into 4btc after staking for a year plus then sell btc for 200k ea.

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Litecoin before August

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Then he'll just be out money, feel horrible & possibly get into legal trouble.

Better off to panhandle or donate plasma desu...

based and beanpilled

invest in getting a job fagfag

fantom

Get a job and invest in weed pharma

I went from 50k to 400 dollar. i have withdrawed around 6k total, in that time. Got justed pretty bad.

Why?