Just Applied to be a Mail Carrier

Used to have dreams. Now I'm looking at $17/hr and benefits, and thinking "Heh, that's not so bad".

Fucking roast me. I'm a failure. Just fucking insult me and shit. It's Friday. Let me have it.

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cringe and sagepilled

>People who carry mail go on to carry lots of things.

had friends who got jobs at PO, honestly not that bad. I mean if you're gonna wage may as well be a good wage with bennies user

bout to do blow and smoke weed

do u open mails sometime?

at least you aint a cart pusher

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17 /hr? wtf i love wagecucking now , were do i sign user?

$17 an hour ain't that bad bro. At least you getting paid now. It's Friday so fire up a blunt and celebrate.

That's pretty much what I'm thinking.

Also it drug tests.

I just applied, I don't work there "yet". I would be fucking scared to open anyones mail though, I'm pretty sure that's a felony.

That too.

usps.com/careers
Click "Career opportunities"
Select your state, and town/city if you get too many options.

Come to my post If you get 3 clients you can make 2k monthly easily.

I won't roast you. the old system is in decay. It's not a full meritocracy unless you are a super genius who can be used for money. smart people get left behind and/or placed in jobs that are intellectually unfulfilling. it's ok as long as you don't believe it's all you are. mail carrier is the perfect job these days as long as you can save most of that money and funnel a large amount of it into investments, preferably cryptocurrency since it's the only thing with enough upside risk when you don't have much to lose economically and it has potential to be a 5 trillion + market while currently being under 200 billion. an index fund is also fine if you're more risk averse

I make $40,500 as an Accountant in Pittsburgh.

That is like $19 something, but I have to pay my own health insurance, which is $265 a month (with 2k deductible). Only benefit I get is a 401k with a 3% match if you put in 6%.

>cont

I've posted this before, but I got to get my own apartment soon. Here is my projection.

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$17 with paid benefits is really better than the neets on here. be happy fren

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>entertainment $16
stop playing mmo's

That's just netflix

Don't worry user, I sold my freedom to wagecuck a union job for $15 an hour + full benefits. You'll get raises as time goes by, and a solid retirement and health plan. Also, of all jobs, mail carrier sounds pretty based. You get to constantly be outside and seeing the landscape.

Honestly dude you can save a ton of time by trashing most mail

I literally get shot tons every week and trash it

that would be a serious crime for OP if it were his job to deliver mail, don't do it

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up here in Canada that'll get me beheaded by the queen herself

Imagine being such a loser that you'd sell your dreams for $35K/year

No one likes you.

>$35 on fuel for a month

You gotta wait awhile and take a test before you get hired
The vans also have no a/c and the LLVs have absolutely no horse power at all
You know that dog running after the mailman thing? Its true. They give you pepper spray to try to fend them off
People have died delivering the fucking mail

Also you'll need your own vehicle that drives on the right to deliver
You wont get a fulltime position until enough people have retired so you get a route and it'll be the shittiest route your post office has

Just do it op imagine how much time you'll save to shit post

If I want to be a mail carrier, how do I become one?

Mail carrier is probably one of the best jobs on earth. I doubt you get the position you little fuck.

kys faggot

Work is ten minutes from where I live or where I am moving to.

Wait for the mailman to stop at your shanty, suck his dick, ask him how he became a mailman.