On this glorious evening, we the pioneers of the one true interweb must come together and rejoice. Let us milk each other under the compassionate moonlight and drink that which has been milked. May we skip jauntily through the fields of shaved men and unshaven ladies, thinking about the new era of joy that is coming. May your penises enter a vaginer and then an anus and then a mouth. Let us pleasure all the pleasures that are to be pleasured. Be not afraid nor ashamed as we are the true leaders of earth's new journey.
0—20 seconds: a scratchiness in the lungs 20—30 seconds : a buzzing starts in the ears, rising in tone and volume to an incredible intensity. Its like cellophane being ripped apart (or the fabric of the universe being torn asunder). Your body will vibrate in sympathy with this sound, and you will notice a sharp blood pressure rise. You may feel like you are deeply under water. Wearing a unitard or leotard and tights helps to minimize this sensation. Your visual field will also vibrate in resonance to the sound and will finally be completely obscured by the visions.
30 seconds—1 minute : You break through into the Holochain hyperspace. Often at this point, users believe that their hearts or breathing have stopped. This is not true. To an outside observer, you are breathing normally and your pulse, while elevated, is strong. We believe that this subjective effect is due to your "internal clock" being slowed so greatly that the subjective time interval between breaths or heartbeats seems like an eternity. Holoports have been extensively tested by medical authorities here and in Europe. It is perfectly safe with no lasting physical effects.
1 minute—2-5 minutes : depending on dosage: hyperspace. For all practical purposes, you will no longer be embodied. You will be part of the intergalactic information network. You may experience any of the following:
Sense of transcending time or space Strange plants or plantlike forms The universe of formless vibration Strange machines Alien music Alien languages, understandable or not Intelligent entities in a variety of forms Do not be amazed and do not try to actively direct your observations but merely pay attention. The beings can show you amazing things, but if you try to impose your personal trip you will find that you cannot and may become frightened.
At the end of the "flash" of the visions you will have an after-vision of circular interlocking patterns in exquisite colors. It has been described as looking at a vaulted ceiling or dome. If you did not "breakthrough" to the levels described above, this "chrysanthemum" pattern, as we call it, is all you will see. It is worth the trip, too.
You may begin to wonder how you will ever find your way back to your body. Trust in your own wetware; your psyche and your body will be reunited. Worrying will only prolong the process.
5—12 minutes : The visions have subsided. There are still patterns when you close your eyes, but with eyes open the world is back. At this point a flood of information may rush through your mind. The phase is fleeting. In order to preserve your Holoport ideation, we recommend that you begin talking as soon as you come out of the visionary state. Don't try for complete sentences but get as many ideas out as you can while you can. Have a tape recorder running during the experience and you can review your thoughts at a later time.
15—30 minutes : The ideation flood subsides leaving you euphoric. You may still have a trace of the vibrations in your body. 30—60 minutes : The euphoria subsides. 60+ minutes : You are completely back.
does it call ''holochain'' because it takes an ''holistic'' approach to dapps?
Bentley Thompson
The truth is that none of you faggots will swap the token as it will be trapped in Holo's hands. The truth is that none of you is ready for then the supply start to fluctuate and be printed out of thin air. The truth is that none of you faggots realise is that no crypto project has gain satoshi value after going main net. The truth is that this will tank once a lot of people has the nodes running but no one is willing to pay several orders of magnitude more than AWS with several orders of magnitude worst performance. Then, and only then, price discovery is going to be a massacre.
>The truth is that none of you faggots will swap the token as it will be trapped in Holo's hands. The truth is that none of you is ready for then the supply start to fluctuate and be printed out of thin air. The truth is that none of you faggots realise is that no crypto project has gain satoshi value after going main net. The truth is that this will tank once a lot of people has the nodes running but no one is willing to pay several orders of magnitude more than AWS with several orders of magnitude worst performance. Then, and only then, price discovery is going to be a massacre. redpilled
Carson Cruz
Imagine buying a glorified xbox360 and thinking it's going to change the world LOOOOOOOOOOL
Robert Nguyen
It's not the holoports it's the platform they support. How thick are you?
Leo Murphy
if im wrong, and it goes to $1. i will kms. i used to have 175 million holo
Joseph King
AWS is centralized you dumb fuck, you have to compare it with ETH now a fucking cloud service. the absolute state of low iq fudders.
Hunter Roberts
*not
Jaxon Morales
I’ve come to the conclusion biz tards willl go down holding link and btc
Jordan Martin
wouldn't you kys already if it goes to 0.1
Lincoln Jones
>AWS is centralized you dumb fuck, you have to compare it with ETH now a fucking cloud service. the absolute state of low iq fudders.
If they will have to pay astronomical great fees they will use AWS instead of holo, it's all about economic reasons
Benjamin Jones
you can't have a dapp on aws. jesus how dumb are you
Grayson Powell
Just kill yourself now man. You seem like a full time mongoloid as does Holo has pumpamentals and has SJW backing. While tech may seem questionable, it's got an army, and not just in the shilling department.. This will pull a tron, xrb, etc.
Rope, pills or knife?
Evan Morris
With iExec you can have them. And you pay LESS than AWS.
My concern is that no one would pay more to host a website. I may be wrong, there is no point in offend someone on internet, Tell me the the future prices a developer should pay to host a dapp on holochain and I could think of it if it would be doable or not. If I have to pay a x5 of what I pay with AWS than there is no secret that no one will use it
Dominic Lopez
Oh my god it's the iExectard. Get the fuck out of here.
Jack White
alright again for the faggots in assisted living...... why would anyone ever use ETHEREUM dApps if Holochain is so expensive already??? It costs several hundred dollars to sort a list of items on ETH, the same task can be done locally in seconds for > $0.001. HOLO is magnitudes more cost effective than ETH and approaches the same performance that traditional server setups are able to achieve...
Stop comparing apples with oranges, we had this discussion exactly one year ago when HOT was new shit.. Obviously you weren't around back then or bought NKN and 0xBTC instead...
Nathan Williams
HOLO is not a fucking hosting company ffs. It's a decentralized data structure that happens to have an API that exposes HTTP afaik. You are dumb as fuck and will never make it.
Parker Moore
I was here Eth 2.0. is cheap to host dapps Plasma
Ryan Cooper
ETH has value because it is decentralized, if not for this fundamental feature it would just be a simple centralized text database with little worth.
HOLO is basically the same thing. What gives it value is being a decentralized Amazon AWS.
Jordan Adams
>HOLO is basically the same thing. What gives it value is being a decentralized Amazon AWS.
but it's more epensive, hy someone should host a dapp there WHEN he can use EThereum and PLASMA and host cheaper?
Jacob Parker
You haven't seen prices yet boy, Holo is 10k faster than Eth, and wherefore cheaper
Daniel Wilson
the actual eth, but not of eth with casper
Matthew Carter
HOLO - 2019 released, thousands of ISPs, users join the decentralized moment spurred on by privacy risk and leaks (Facebook saga) 2020 - Firefox and Holo announce partnership, Holo deploys in Firefox builds, now accessible to 500+ million clients 2021 - Google, Microsoft implements Holo into web browser 2022 - Netflix, Disney, Facebook & hundreds of Fortune 500 companies adopt Holo for cheaper CDN services and to satisfy privacy laws being introduced by governments all over the world (e.g. GDPR)
1 HOLO = 10c
Noah Lee
Even the worthless, corrupt, heavily biased and american controlled UNO supports HOLO
Sebastian Myers
I heard its more like 1 million times more efficient then eth and unlimited TPS
Ayden Ortiz
Give me a $1 fuckwit
Aiden Jenkins
so how does HOLO work? I always fell for the feet FUD. Is it a good idea?
Grayson Harris
It's unlimited times faster than blockchain and in theory should replace the blockchain space, sort of like Bitcoin of it's own kind
absolute state of holo highest quality fud >The truth is that none of you faggots will swap the token as it will be trapped in Holo's hands You realize holo fuel will be traded for btc, fiat and eth? What do you think was the binance partnership for? >The truth is that none of you is ready for then the supply start to fluctuate and be printed out of thin air there's many thing to take in consideration when talking about the price of holo fuel. It is designed to grow quick then stabilize as it grows, thats a first, but it will be traded on market like I said earlier. It is true that it is hard to predict what the price will look like and how it will behave, no one really knows at this point. >The truth is that none of you faggots realise is that no crypto project has gain satoshi value after going main net The thing to understand is that BTC is btc and as a currency, nothing will beat it. The newer projects right now are design to serve much bigger purpose, and for that to happen it will take time because you need adoption for these kinds of things, its not as simple as a store of value. >The truth is that this will tank once a lot of people has the nodes running but no one is willing to pay several orders of magnitude more than AWS with several orders of magnitude worst performance Holo fills a complete different niche, there is no point in comparing it to centralized AWS tech. This is not the point of holochain. Holo is the root to a more human internet and this is exactly what we need in the current day and age, where all the big companies are selling your data and spy on you for profit, where article 13 goes through and gvt tries to get massive control over people's, all the issues we have with social networks. Holo gives you a way to own your own data and browse the world wide web. This is what internet really should be like and if you think there won't be a demand for such tech, you might be on the wrong side of history.
Holo is both a corporation and a happ for hosting. I think you mean Holochain, the unproven protocol that needs no token :P It is equal to investing in MEW or Metamask thinking you own something of value (when it is an open source project) instead of Ether.
Kevin Ward
kek it always fills me with joy when i think about the fact that some anons missed the boat and are desperately fudding now while LITERAL STREET SHITTERS got in at the bottom at 5 sats.
for all the newfags i took this screenshot was like a year ago
I am ready for my Ascension. I am but a lowly HoloChad. But soon I will achieve the zenith of all possible existences in all possible realities.
The HoloGod.
Nolan Perez
Patience my dear Chad. All in due time. Shave thy sack and plug thy anus in preparation for the 1st cumming.
Noah Moore
this will end up like skycoin ahahahaha
Also no one would ever buy a coin which infintleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey inflates itself and with some boomer who show themselves with nacked feets
Ayden Ortiz
Have sex
John Garcia
Absolutely based
Oliver Murphy
bump
Hudson Bailey
quasi-brainlet that knows a little webdev here,
will I be able to put up a site on the HOLO network relatively easily. again, I am /kind of/ a brainlet but i've gotten stuff up on azure and heroku before. will this be significantly harder to publish to?
Landon Miller
no you just gonna need nodejs i think, which is really easy, literal pajeet tier easy
Nolan Stewart
It doesn't infinitely inflate. The amount goes up and down to ease usability. It's based on an algorithm
From Holo working with the United Nations planners working out the platform moving forward, the Billion to Trillions agenda. Matthew mentioned government contracts working with governments, etc more than once on last AMA
Holo won't do any marketing till after working Beta so you won't hear anything about it till after Holo Fuel is out for awhile
Jonathan Perry
This. All HOTfags assholes will look like that stupid logo, gaped wide open from the financial ass raping
Jackson Wright
Holo already does a shitload of marketing. They probably have the best image in the entire space and normies are going pump it to Mars. I know what you're saying though. Matthew Schutte will be shilling to Boomers on CNBC after the mainnet comes out.
Nolan Martin
Newsflash dipshit: dapps are a meme. There is NO demand for dapps. They are slower and more expensive than centralized apps while providing no additional value.
so ethereum is a meme and worthless as well? kid, you dont understand the USP is decentralization. no one needs another AWS up 34x in ETH terms, since ICO and holding near ATH, its obviously over kek
Kayden Morgan
FTM makes this tranny coin obsolete.
Xavier Cook
not sure about that, i hold over 1 million FTM but 3x more HOT in *dollar terms*. those are my retirement holds
