Hey fuckers!

What should I invest in to make a consistent $50-$100 a day? I’ve got $2,500 I’m willing to invest. I interested in crypto, but I know damn well I’ll lose everything on my first fucking trade

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$750k in an index fund.

Nice, if I save up some money I can get there in 20 years!

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The fuck type of stupid asswipe thinks he can gain $50 a day in passive income from a mere 2500 investment? Goddamn retard kids.

TeAcH mE tHeN dICkHeAd

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just put it in a bank that gives you 750% APY bro

2500 can result in 25-50 days making you $50-$100 daily
fuck off retard

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>I interested in crypto, but I know damn well I’ll lose everything on my first fucking trade

Well, how about learning about it then? Also how in the world are you supposed to lose everything on one trade, unless you gamble on Bitmex with your whole balance (leveraged trading, as a noob). Just learn about the crypto market, join some Discord servers, learn the fundamentals of investing and trading and RISK MANAGEMENT and you'll be good. Otherwise you'll curse yourself in 1 or 2 years for not taking the opportunity. Any normie way of "investing" 2,5k will net you shit.

Where should one go to start learning, any links?

if you have to ask, you'll never know

spoonfed babby

36.5k passive annual income, with a 2.5k investment.

It seems like the bull is here, retards starting to show up

HaVe mOrE MoNeY FaGgOt
Investing of any kind is largely about how much money you put into it, over how well you trade it. There are exceptions, but this is the rule.

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Go on youtube and look for videos with how to invest for beginners and you have to be okay with losing my money.
That's how I started and learn from my mistake.

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>i want to be spoonfed guaranteed 2-4% a DAY when index funds shoot for 4-8% a YEAR
yea ok

Go gamble on ethcrash.io

Go all in on Bitcoin Cash when it crashes again

Thank me later

Start by reading a few books to build up a basic knowledge base. Otherwise you risk losing a good % of your money because you're entering shark infested waters and you're ignorant.
I suggest something like pic related
This book is older but has a lot of timeless advice and investing fundamentals everyone should learn before making too many moves.
The worst thing you can do is get emotional and impatient... You have to know when to take action, but it's a long game man.

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Unironically doing this right now. I think i might of gotten a hang of it

Just dca into btc. Then after accumulating enough and doing some research get some alts.

If we could all reliably make 2-4% a day, we wouldn’t need this circle-jerking echo chamber.

Or, become a math PhD and make derivatives to oblivion

Put it in BitMax youl be really pleased with the results LMAOOOOO

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>you have to be okay with losing my money.
I'm okay with losing your money.