SO THIS IS MY FUTURE

This is the future of NEETS, millenials and zoomers.

How many of you are converting vans to live in?

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>poorfag thinks every NEET is poor

this shit looks so uncomfortable yet they portray it to be like the comfiest thing ever

Being poor is a choice

Bruh, I you neets ARE POOR LMAO!!

only a fraction of a very small percentage actually have fuck you money from ill gotten inheritance.

The rest of you are literally on government welfare living with your mommies because you can't afford $900/mo rent, before she sells the house or dies and the bank takes it.
This is your future faggot

get to building your cuckmobile.

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those Sergey-colored carseat covers tho

See you're wrong, i don't pay rent and i live on my own. I also don't pay mortgage. My car is paid for, my parking is free.

who pays for it?

are you a house-boy?

i paid for all of it in the past. And i hacked the parking spot

youtube.com/watch?v=yBjnRvh7Adk
this does look comfy I must admit.

so it doesn't apply to you, because you retired early. so why reply? You're obviously a minority.

i'm a NEET though. And just bored, i'm giving you bumps

that actually looks nice.

i lived in a car its comfy as fuck but scary at night

I'd do it if I didn't have to shit or piss.

just lol @ this delusional cope.

do you by any change manage a restaurant faggot?

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>@

Are you 12?

Or do you live near niggers?

Chemical toilet.

I'd be scared too.

I'm only scared of ghosts

I would worry about people like the zodiac killer.

this guy is more succesful than me
I'm like this without the sweet van

But at least you're not a nigger right?

I want to build one. where can i get a trailer to build a mini house.

where you at geographically homie? i lived out of my van full time for a few years and have since done a few other conversions. changed my life financially (for the better).

Nop

based nigga

>poorfag thinks that it's cheap to do #vanlife

Me OP. I bought a 2014 Sprinter van and have been busy renovating it into the ultimate NEET mobile and mobile trade battlestation for shitcoins.

>become a LINK staking, van living digital nomad
>unironically the dream
ogavans.com

that feels claustrophobic asf

Elaborate on the parking

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Thanks for the link fella

Would it be, really? You can park at a playground and cook out every day in the sunshine (just make sure you have a rotation of walmarts to sleep at nigga)

So you're saying this is the future?
youtube.com/watch?v=BiobIo16AWo

I'll never be able to afford that.

went all in on OMG

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I take that back, that thing looks overpriced and the layout is atrocious.

make America Great Britain Again

but that means it's perfect for boomers...

holy shit that voice
I hope he keeps his mouth shut inside or the tiny will collapse on him

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ugly af

>33k for the base model conversion
>doesn't even include the price of the van itself

These guys would be super easy to undercut

Vanlife is unironically based and redpilled. Only way to stick it to the housing jew, and with how cheap those vans are to buy and rebuild it allows you to save up money fast while you stake your Linkies, travel the world and play vidya in your comfy mancave.

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Tacky as fuck

Whatever white girl lives in that van is going to have a really bad time in a few months when that dog takes up the entire thing.

>ill gotten inheritance
Spot the socialist faggot. I'm working hard so my kids can have a better life. It's not your right to my shit, it's my kids right because it was gotten for them

>implying she wont just give the dog away the nanosecond it becomes inconvenient for her