/smg/ - Stock Market General

When is the trade deal happening?

>5% gains in the S&P
Trump's pumping the stock market so he won't lose in 2020. We're gonna keep going up each quarter by 5%.

A month or more. You'll hear about it

every weekday for the next 3 years

chicken is terrible to grind, it shreads, it doesnt look like ground meat no matter how you grind it, which is why many places wont even bother trying to sell it (despite what anyone says, 99% of customers shop with their eyes)

i worked at a small local grocery store, and i hated when people would ask for ground chicken, because it means spending 20 cleaning the damn grinder after you spend 5 minutes preparing $8 worth of food (at most, usually it was not even $2 worth of chicken)

you can just get a small meat grinder for home use, and shred your chicken at home (CLEAN THAT SHIT AFTER EVERY SINGLE BATCH THOUGH, chicken is the absolute worst meat for bacteria, frozen fish doesnt even get you as sick when cross contaminated as chicken)

as an added bonus, you can make delicious sammich spread at home with various meats, to prolong shelf life


im dead serious though, if you use a grinder for chicken (uncooked chicken) and you dont wash it within an hour, then you need to soak that shit in bleach overnight, or torch the grinder in an oven for a few hours, because you will get more sick from chicken contaminating other food than if you had just sucked some shit out of a dirty prostitutes leaky asshole

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Then why don't people just max their 401k at the start of the year, and not put anything in it for the last 6+ months of the year?

Lots of fuding this weekend on the finance news sites.
finance.yahoo.com/news/whoever-behind-stock-market-rally-140646372.html

Dialing back my bullishness. Although if hedgies already sold two weeks ago, they're not gonna drag us down as much this week, presenting an opportunity. Also if sentiment is beating hedgies, that could also be real good sign that we're going high short term.

Irrational bullishness may be more of a selloff signal. Things seem to be calming down and everyone is concerned with yield curve and China. Could be good for stability.

Boom. Fucking demolished. Could you honestly write a more convincing rant than this, /smg/?

I'm sure you fuckers don't appreciate this, but I know some overpaid asshat at Google has to figure out what the fuck to make of this

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Irrational bullishness is great for short term options, if futures pumps the S&P my calls are gonna open 100-200%.
There's definitely no way I'm longing anything.