/smg/ - Stock Market General

>Was there a chill dude that you enjoyed working with at McDonald's? When you switch to working at Chipotle, you might try to bring him over.
My coworkers include and are limited to a single Jewish rightwing boomer and his thai illegal immagrant girlfriend that can barely speak engrish.

Just buy a house?
still alone, and my house is too big for just me
but at least I'm not paying rent :)

>Puts - limited upside
>Calls - infinite upside
>2008 - once in a 100 year market event
>December correction - once every 5-10 year market event

Stop buying puts on US markets, it doesn’t make sense statistically. I usually tell people that the world’s only good bear market is Japan but those days are coming to an end.

Puts are really only good to hedge your calls. Buy some puts as we struggle against ATH just in case we fly down to the 270s because of the precedent set by the previous ATH.

A house is more money than $600 a month.

Why is your bed so small? Are you a fucking hobbit?

Hey that actually looks pretty com-oh wait that's the entire apartment not just the bedroom isn't it?

It isn't my apartment. Just saw it in my apartment search in the Pittsburgh area.

$600 a month, not bad.
but if you can get a house with a nice loan, under 4% fixed interest, you're basically paying yourself.
If I could have rented in my area for 600/month I might not have bough my house. but the way things were, rent/buy were pretty much the same monthly price, os I might as well be building equity and hedging inflation by buying a house.

>>December correction - once every 5-10 year market event

Your "December Correction" was Top Frothiness.

If the market doesn't crash this year, it'll be due to Trump forcing the Fed to rape the Dollar to keep it propped up.

>If the market doesn't crash this year, it won't crash this year
The market thrives on crooked big money keeping it afloat, that's a given.