What's your biggest weakness, user?

Trying to find balance between my natural instinct to be a purist with trying to find the right functional pathways for the business

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i unironically hate all women and it is probably the reason i cant get a job in 2019

If you hate women so much that you can't contain it for an interview then you need to work on yourself

I'm gay.

I can't stop successfully convincing people to an hero and i don't know why

Beautiful, I'm gonna use that

lol bro imagine worshipping women so much that you would let them be your boss or hold HR power over you

they are literal parasitic scum that are only good for fucking and for paying rent

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Brown women

The fear of success

Before I ghost the company I usually shit on my boss's desk

>Interviews, literally the bane of my professional career. For some reason I get very nervous.

How would HR take an honest answer.

Weakness? Me? I'm an addict... mentally, I mean. I have the mind of an addict. If you put crack in front of me I wouldn't necessarily smoke it, however, if you somehow got me to try it once by force then I would probably be pawning my grandmas jewellery within 3 weeks. It's a real problem and means I avoid things (except gambling shitcoins) that could bring out addictive behaviour.

Say you have self control problems. Addictive personality is bs. We all are addicted to shit we love.

Your eyes qt HR.
Now give me your number and gimme da gibs

Bullets and thai insurance commercials

Haha you reminded me of the Thai insurance commercials, they hit you hard always

I don't believe in free will

Agree'd. Only communists believe in free shit

Fighting the Jews

K E K
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>I'm a bit of a perfectionist and can't sleep well unless I know I did my job as well as possible with the tools and support provided
literally just answer this, brainlets eat it up

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"that I haven't done my best to enforce the will of Allah"

If rejected for being a religious fuck, sue for discrimination.

Based

Unironically hired but not for finance

>My biggest weakness? Well I guess that'd be my psychopathic tendencies. Haha, just kidding!

state a weaknesses not related to the job like mathematics or chemistry or philosophy and make it a medium sized list

I'm a perfectionist and I can't help touching women.

Ah, we love honesty here user.
Do you take or receive? Have you been to Patong Beach? Many lady boys,

what do you mean by "purist"

my penis is too big for most girls

"OCD."

And then pray they don't understand how OCD works.

This question is of no value and undermines my confidence in your ability as managers. Why would you wish to torpedo your chances of hiring an intelligent employee by insulting them with such a question? I am skilled. I perform. I deliver. As management it is your job to identify areas of improvement and assist staff in improving. By asking this question you're telling me that you're not confident in your ability of this key managerial task, and thus decreases my confidence in you. Your image as a confident and capable manager is important to your staff and I'd recommend you never ask another candidate such a self-destructive question.

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For western europoors this is kind of the way to go. Either this (has one downside: Lots of times the question is asked in reference to the job you are being interviewed for or, if not, it may still seem little too off-topic) or name smth minor that you solved by doing something everyone in the business world appreciates.
>Im not good with keeping track of appointments in my head. Luckily we have all sorts of electronic gadgets to help me schedule my day. Ive been using Outlook and my synced (insert shitphone) for years now.
>I have a weakness of clustering my desk up with papers, so Ive been trying to do most of my work on the computer instead of piling up paperwork.

I feel like murricans should answer with memeanswers instead, because you are talking shit 24/7.
>Im a perfectionist bla

"Do you really want to play this game? This is the kind of game where the only winning move is to not play."

18 naked cowboys in the shower

Big ole anime tiddies

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gonna use this one

whenever i see a female in a higher position i rape them at night

I struggle to make meaningful connections with members of the opposite sex

Oh, and my core could use some work

I don't know why
Blonde hippy chicks with dreads give off all the red flags of being grimy and something to avoid but fuck me its hot

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What's the correct response?

Inability to delegate.

Your weakness should also be a strength.

Lol bro imagine Marissa Mayer having a 600m net worth and turning out better work in a month than you will in your entire life

I have a cuck fetish and can't help it

Having to sell myself to you for money.

>well, I suppose my biggest weakness may be that I'm unable to recognize my biggest weakness. Can we move on?

kek

This. Stubbornness is also one that can be played both ways.

Sometimes I think too critically when making simple decisions. In previous lines of work this has proven a great strategy for preventing operational losses, but I understand that this habit can be a hindrance for management when assessing a new employee's competence. I have been working to reserve this energy & hyperfocus only for more complicated and risk-intensive business decisions.

sometimes i work too hard
has to be said with straight face

u think they havent heard this a thousand times and know that u are full of shit?

traps

>unzip pants, proudly reveal micropenis while maintaining intense eye contact

This guy fucks. He also does well during job interviews.

>doesn't even know what it's like to truly express yourself without selling out to other people's expectations
never gonna make it

The reason this will never work is because it requires status and credibility upon delivery and you’re the desperate faggot actually interviewing for a job lmao

Female detected.
>resigned in 2017
>spokeswoman for google
Fucking lmao. Next time you rattle off some female executive avoid the cabalists. Being part of cultist social club is a bad long term strategy and shows poor judgement, regardless of sex.

Femdom and lezdom

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What the fuck is a "shit-test?" Do normies really spend their whole lives just testing each other and being tested by each other?
Imagine living life jumping through hoops for other people, what a joke.

It comes from the pua sphere. A shit test is when a woman says or does something to determine whether you are a conforming desperate beta or indepndent non-needy alpha male with other options. The woman doesn't really do this consciously. It's just how they're wired. They insintcively want the guy who has the best chance of insuring their survival and giving them strong healthy babies.

I lie compulsively about my weaknesses.

Good post for noticing the difference between europoors and muricans. Americans are just insane in general.

Of course they did. What they're indirectly testing is your ability to bullshit.

That I sometimes love the jew too much. For example, yesterday I donated 1000$ to my bank, money I seriously needed for food.

so desu neyo

This
Something about volunteering for non-whites

My humongous cock

This shit won't fly anywhere, you have to talk about something that is not a major weakness but there was some space for improvement so you recognized it and solved it. "I am a perfectionist" is a meme now even for the most retarded-15-people-company HRs.

...Ninjitsu users who can shield their body with chakura...

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