Can’t get ex gf to leave my house. She just came back with a new rug and assorted decorations for the house...

Fucking brilliant user. Shutting off all
Utilities now.

Cut your losses. Sell the lease and make the lazy toastier get a job and pay her own rent. Never hold on to a loosing trade. This one is -10000000% already.

>Dump all shampoos down the drain
>Put sugar in her gas tank
>Throw her food in the dumpster
>Put yogurt under her pillow
>Let any pets of her outside, so they run away

>She has never paid rent and I’ve let her live here in the past, court says she is entitled to live here
wat. How?

>loosing

I keep seeing this more and more. Will you thirdworlder non native English speakers please learn...LOSING

user DO THIS BEFORE SHE DOES

GET A PFA FROM LOCAL COURT OR LOCAL POLICE

PROTECION FROM ABUSE

MAKE UP BS THAT SHE IS ABUSIVE AND PUNCH YOUR SELF IN THE EYE. THIS CAN WORK FOR ANY DOMESTIC SITUATION

T. DIVORCE LAWYER IN EAST COAST

Take control user, go full mental.

If the bitch even goes to court for this shit go deeper.

Pull a fightclub. Beat yourself (or ask a mate to do it) up. Black eyes and some bruises never hurt someone.

Press charges.

We’ve been together over 5 years. I am now on the line to continue supporting her lifestyle even though WE WERE NEVER MARRIED. The act of supporting her in any financial capacity for a consistent period of time entitles her to Palimony.

user MOST STATES HAVE DONE AWAY WITH COMMON LAW MARRIGE DONT FALL FOR ANY CONTRACTS

Guess you've got callus on your soul as well user

Don’t leave user this is the woman’s last resort. This is your castle

Also, masterbate in kitchen/living room as much as possible

Hur dur look at me Im a gRaMmAr nAzI

so you cheated on her. serves you right, you asshole.

Ugh this was a regular thing we did together. She is not normal goyos. Lesson to all you anons, a freaky thot that always stays by your side, WILL ALWAYS STAY BY YOUR SIDE EVEN WHEN YOURE THROUGH.

The only type of woman that is worth keeping is a hard working, smart & successful in her own right woman. Looks and sexual energy will only go so far. Eventually, sex gets old and what really matters is having somebody you can enjoy life with, does half the work in the household and is your literal best friend you can live with forever. Don’t get caught up chasing a trophy wife, a sex freak, a kinky bitch, a submissive, troubled, addicted, daddy issues bitch. Find a Normal girl anons, or non at all. It’s not worth it.

>We’ve been together over 5 years. I am now on the line to continue supporting her lifestyle even though WE WERE NEVER MARRIED
Jesus Christ. Can never trust a roastie.

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The price you´re paying right now is a big one. And makes you rethink the choice to ever let you into your life.

But when all is said and done (and you survived) you´ll be masturbating to the thought of having this crazy crazy creature around one more time.

just get a new gf

>smarter
>running crying to other men with guns to steal property

Wait a minute, if she gets palimony and you legally have to support her does that mean even if she moves.out you still gotta pay her?

Is this a bait thread? Seriously, what the fuck? This is beyond pathetic. Insane. And you Burgers call the US "land of freedom"

Just throw away her stuff and change locks. This is your fucking property.

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Yes, google CA Palimony laws. It is unjust.

HOLY FUCKING KEK

JESUS YOUR COUNTRY IS A MEME

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There has to be a legal loophole out of it. Is it for life?

This site seems to make me think you have ways out.
google.com/amp/s/minellalawgroup.com/the-truth-about-common-law-marriage-palimony-in-california/amp/

going through this right now. i regret my choices. there's no way out

Okay so this but actually. Shut off and stop paying for utilities, and only buy food you plan to eat then and there. It'll be annoying, but you can starve her out (assuming she's raiding your fridge already).

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>rent controlled oasis in Los Angeles

>How is this even possible?

Anything is possible in Cucknifornia