>hide all your assets >pro tipp: gambling addiction >250€ per lifeyear of savings allowed >7500€ worth car allowed >hold silver/gold/cash/crypto >do not use a bank account >use other people for bank transfers >use other people to get liquidated ( gold/crypto ) >even if you are wealthy, don´t show off , wagies are becoming more and more irrational they might kill you one day >be productive >have a routine every day >do sports, do read >if you get bored, do schwarzarbeit >don´t fall for the mmorpg meme, maybe just play free games, or privat servers >masturbate not more than once a week >homosexuality is not reccon but if so, try to get a rich husband, maybe use condoms the first three dates. >make sure you show up at arbeitsagentur if they call >make sure you do all the typos and always send bad CVs to the job offers you get
you vastly underestimate the german capacity to excel at anything
Lucas Wilson
>Time to send user his monthly neet cheque >Hang on, lets ring the NSA and check anons posting history >Well well well whats all this then >Hans grab ze panzerfaust. Schnell
Jose Sanders
I guess it also applies to min/maxing being a neet lmfao
Elijah Gray
>this is user attorney at law >my client has his rights of privacy >stop NSA sir
Colton Turner
It's okay user says he was just trying to fit in. Integration as an immigrant is a valued attribute.
Easton Carter
Guys, german here. I lived the comfy student life for 3 years now and I my Bafög won't be given out to me anymore after this summer. I won't graduate, already was planning to leave before graduation but it was too comfy. How to I transition? Where can I work in the meantime without education? And when can I go back to NEETin? My plans were all in Chainlink and be rich but it takes longer than expected.
Logan Harris
bump
Luke Turner
>use other people to get liquidated ( gold/crypto )
that only applies to licensed gambling where the tax is already priced in
or maybe you know of a shitcoin with a gambling license ID?
Gavin Kelly
send 500€ worth of crypto to brother brother give 500€ to me
where exactly is your problem? do oyu think finanzamt checks every 500€ payout?
Nicholas Evans
You cant buy stocks more than 250 Euro per lifeyear lmao u kiddin me? Its so easy to find part time jobs in germanistan and do the Schwarzarbeit on the Baustelle and still be able to invest a ok amount in stocks and etc.
You dont pay for your Pension in germany if you get ze Hartz 4...
You stupid ass neet , you know what germany is without the Automobile industry?? Exactly , just another Poland. I dont expect the social system in germany being so generous like its today in the future buddy you better start preparing with investing in automating industry as such is Siemens.
With further automation like self driving cabs , cashiers being replaced by sensors (e.g Amazon stores) , by touch screens (Mcdonalds and etc) , bankiers getting replaced by clever ATM's and etc..
You neets even dont be able to sell me any Cheeseburger because your future neet high school drop off job is Rationalised by the Mac1000 Machine which does everything perfect plus you dont have to talk in baboon since a Machine is capable of understanding when u tell him once and not like you incels.
Enjoy staying Poor without any investment possibilites , health care or even a ok Pension plan in the future. And enjoy searching a Job since no one will take care of you faggot ass givers
go to work you disgusting NEETS. im slaving here at work you faggots think I wanna pay for your tendies. fuck offf and get a job you worthless cunts.
Owen Reed
zeit deine enge boy pussi an reiche alte säcke für 20,- /h zu verkaufen
Sebastian Cook
non neet here. the time we are old there wont be pensions in germany anymore anyway. the refugees we took the last years are alone costing more than our whole army. and the average achmed isnt even gratfull for the gibs but think its their right to get them. if they stop handing out cheques we literally have a civil war.
Blake Turner
LMao you know what german jails are?
A standard german jail is like a 4 star hotel in Kongo
thank god Im leaaving this shithole soon you NEETs can slug it out with achmed and tyrone once the social security system crashes.
Sebastian Myers
>go to work you disgusting NEETS. >im slaving here at work you faggots think I wanna pay for your tendies. fuck offf and get a job you worthless cunts.
wer spricht mit dir sklave? geh weiter wagen und hol mein arbeitsosengeld rein und nicht vergessen heute überstunden
Cooper Reyes
You doing very well user , may i ask where you plan to go? Where on the earth is a good achmed and tyrone free zone?
Im planing to go to canada or australian half outback
In belgium you can just ask for it. My net asset is 300k and i still get neetbucks, it feels criminal almost
Connor Cox
In Germanistan you get 60% of your net income for 1 year if u get unemployed and if u cant find a job in that year you get the normie neet standard money which is around 380 Euros , adding to that the Gov pays your rent , health care , and side costs on the rent appartment where you live not included electricity but only if u cant find a job after a year... so you now can understand why so many achmeds and tyrones from the ivory coast try to swim to germanistan
Matthew Murphy
going to the land of burgers. tons of tyrones but no achmeds and I can arm myself and shoot a nigga if he tries some shit. good luck defending yourself in germany once the tyonres and achmeds start rising up lmao. plus Ill save a fortune in taxes and make a lot more money doing the same job. retarded burgers are so lazy rising up over there is like taking candy from a baby
Elijah Gomez
Eastern Europe (outside the EU, not russia) Language barrier is real but if you work online and not local it's not an impossible barrier and the laws are better in many aspects. EU & US are both fucking their citizens increasingly more. China is even worse. Only thing left is some of the countries caught in the middle that didn't get nuked in a proxy war yet.
Leo Cook
>My plans were all in Chainlink and be rich but it takes longer than expected. Ich hab schlechte Neuigkeiten du dummer Holzkopf: Chainlink ist ein scheiß Projekt und du wirst nie reich damit.
Sebastian Butler
Im honestly thinking about retiring in my early 30s in the Ukraine and get myself a beautiful looking 18y/o Olga there. Since their money is dead basically , you can retire there even with a 6 digit euro amount which im close to have soon (25yo atm)
ukraine is a fucking warzone, you are aware of that?
Anthony Rogers
>>You stupid ass neet , you know what germany is without the Automobile industry?? Imagine being this retarded.
Jace Morris
Ketten Verknüpfung ist die Zukunft
Liam Gomez
Are you aware that no one will buy cars in the future? The millennials will have a sharing economy you goddamn Club mate sipping leftist wasted hippie hobo lookalike. The german Car industry is doomed in its today form.
Yes a warzone in the east , buy they aint gonna touch kiev and the western parts of Ukraine. America has a sensible president not in this period time of the current president
Not really. I've a friend with relatives there. They didn't see anything of it. Western Ukraine is calm as ever. Just don't be anywhere near the eastern border with donesk. Their real problem is the guy who got on top as part of the revolution is selling out his country to foreign interests while getting rich off it.
Jason Clark
Yes just convert to islam.
William Perry
ALLES, was du gerade geschrieben hast, ist falsch. Ich hoffe, du weißt, dass die Automobilindustrie nicht die Haupteinnahmequelle Deutschlands ist. Selbst wenn's der Fall wäre, die Automobilindustrie wird genauso relevant bleiben, wie vorher auch und das schließt auch Kraft- und besonders Lastkraftfahrzeuge mit Verbrennungsmotoren ein. Lastkraftfahrzeuge mit Verbrennungsmotoren werden mindestens noch 20 Jahre der Standard sein und zum Thema PKWs. Du glaubst nicht im ernst, dass Tesla Marktführer sein wird, oder?
> you goddamn Club mate sipping leftist wasted hippie Ich links? Komisch, eher das gegenteil. Das Problem ist, du bist einfach dumm.
Btw, du brauchst gar nicht zu antworten. Ich dich gefiltert du dummer Huso.
Andrew Johnson
Jew detected
Jaxson Rogers
test
Noah King
"No!"
Robert Russell
Get a metal wallet and bury it in a forest or something. Commit some silly crime and get free housing and meal at taxpayers expense. Get out of jail with bitcoins at millions each and zero expense with tons of sex under your belt. Win win win for a neet incel.
Carson Morris
>german jail is like free meals, free gym and you save rent. And earnings of 5€ a day (not deducting what you consume from this). Also, even if you reach a certain threshold, what you earn is seized (as you still have debt, when you are in jail).
