>hide all your assets >pro tipp: gambling addiction >250€ per lifeyear of savings allowed >7500€ worth car allowed >hold silver/gold/cash/crypto >do not use a bank account >use other people for bank transfers >use other people to get liquidated ( gold/crypto ) >even if you are wealthy, don´t show off , wagies are becoming more and more irrational they might kill you one day >be productive >have a routine every day >do sports, do read >if you get bored, do schwarzarbeit >don´t fall for the mmorpg meme, maybe just play free games, or privat servers >masturbate not more than once a week >homosexuality is not reccon but if so, try to get a rich husband, maybe use condoms the first three dates. >make sure you show up at arbeitsagentur if they call >make sure you do all the typos and always send bad CVs to the job offers you get
you vastly underestimate the german capacity to excel at anything
Lucas Wilson
>Time to send user his monthly neet cheque >Hang on, lets ring the NSA and check anons posting history >Well well well whats all this then >Hans grab ze panzerfaust. Schnell
Jose Sanders
I guess it also applies to min/maxing being a neet lmfao
Elijah Gray
>this is user attorney at law >my client has his rights of privacy >stop NSA sir
Colton Turner
It's okay user says he was just trying to fit in. Integration as an immigrant is a valued attribute.
Easton Carter
Guys, german here. I lived the comfy student life for 3 years now and I my Bafög won't be given out to me anymore after this summer. I won't graduate, already was planning to leave before graduation but it was too comfy. How to I transition? Where can I work in the meantime without education? And when can I go back to NEETin? My plans were all in Chainlink and be rich but it takes longer than expected.
