Sorry man I'm really just venting my own frustration here. Chainlink is a revolutionary project and the reason they haven't launched on the mainnet yet is because they are working with organizations that will not allow for margin of error. This is their own words btw.
I didn't actually sell shit and still hold over 50k Linkies. In all actuality I will hold to $370 at a minimum (this price was confirmed by two time traveling LinkMarines on a DMT trip, so I'd say its as reliable as it gets).
Sorry for fucking with you mate, LINK is the best investment you can make now or in most any single time in human history.
The waiting just gets tiresome sometimes.