What level of frugality is too much in the pursuit of wealth?
Me: >bus to work >shower, shit, shave etc at work to save on electricity and water bills >take in as much energy as possible/is healthy from the company fruit bucket to minimise what I need to spend on calorific intake >coffee from work coffee machines >only wear suits to work to save on cleaning clothes >company policy where if you're working after 7:30pm you can expense your evening meal, take advantage of this a couple of times a week >same policy applies to a taxi but since I have a bus pass I usually dont bother >use work/neighbour's wifi where possible >another company owns the first three floors of our office so I steal food out of their fridges when possible >when my bus pass expires I try to get away with not renewing it for as long as possible until I get caught >company throws out a bunch of perfectly good stuff all the time like keyboards, mice, monitors etc, take what I need and sell the rest >deliberately stay virgin to avoid medical bills associated with STDs, legal fees from rape accusations and alimony payments
>deliberately stay virgin to avoid medical bills associated with STDs, legal fees from rape accusations and alimony payments
Keep telling that to yourself and maybe you'll start believing it
The rest of the post was just to make this bit of denial seem more plausible.
Daniel Morgan
>he has sex with roasties >he thinks he's going to make it
Blake Butler
>deliberately stay virgin to avoid medical bills associated with STDs, legal fees from rape accusations and alimony payments Wear a condom, don't rape anyone, and don't get married. How fucking hard is that?
Isaiah Gomez
Just let the incel have his cope anons
Andrew Fisher
It's the fucking mentally ill Jow Forums vibe spreading over all other boards. It's okay to be ugly and rarely ever have sex but if you unironically think that you will suffer any disadvantages in life from consensual sex with a condom, your life is a meme. You have actually sucessfully ascended.
Ryan Long
>don't rape anyone >How fucking hard is that? OP is a nigger you racist fuck. He can't help it.
Jack Foster
so basically you live without any fun to save shekels you can get for being a slave
Christopher Russell
>only wear suits to work to save on cleaning clothes how is this possible
Pretty good but check this: >Peepee AND poopoo in the shower >Poo first and then pee it down, breaking chunks with foot like grating cheese over the drain
Nathan Edwards
I know this is a joke but here goes anyway.
How does that save anything, since it surely wastes lots more (warm!) water to have an illusion of clean afterwards?
Why not just shit on a street?
Brandon Ortiz
depending on the country you life in, you should think about getting in a coma. no more rent, health insurance will pay for your food etc. you dont even need your bus pass anymore!
I know a guy who had consentual sex, she stole his watch and accused him of rape. it’s dangerous to have sex in 2019, its your word vs a womans word in a trial by jury. if you cant deal with the cons dont deal with the pros
Michael Morgan
People taking the meme response to the meme story serious and criticize it using meme arrows
