Phone interview

Phone interviews are the worst. They happen because the employer isnt sure if they should bring you in for a real interview. Most of the time they are a complete waste of your time.

>we cant hear you, speak up

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>unstable connection

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I got butterflies just reading those words

I'll never do a video conference interview again. This shit is so distracting. I like interviews that are just 1 to 1.. not 3+ people...

>well, I sent out a tweet using my larp Pajeet account about how a coin never pumps and how I sold at a loss. A few hours later it had gone viral, with 90,000 impressions, 300 retweets, and 500 likes, and the coin, which I was actually holding, pumped 25% over the next 24 hours.

got my job from a phone interview dont be a pussy

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Were you going to work. Phone interview, in my experience, are always shitty job that scam me ?

i got hired from a phone interview. remote job tho

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Pajeet pls go.

> in-person interview
> Didn't prepare
> Get asked questions that catch you off guard
> Shake so much your voice starts quivering

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AAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGSSISKDKFKFKJRJRJD

are u ok user?
do we need to reschedule the interview?

>bathroom interview
How'd it go?

>video interview

oldfag detected :D

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>phone interview
>30 minute in person logic test
>2 on one interview
>we'll call you
>they dont call

Or
>meet friends dad for informal interview
>phone interview with hiring manager
>friends dad has to get her to call you again because you dont speak unless spoken to on the phone
>go to chicago for interview
>practical coding exam with no warning
>2nd interview with finance boss
>3rd interview with would-be teammate
>dont get the job and end up stacking boxes in warehouses for a year

And I had another interview with 2 rounds of 2 people and one interview where the guy was sucking his vape the whole time

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Whats wrong with vaping? It's the new cigarettes.

"Tell me about that time you went out of your way for customers unrelated to your work task."

I went to college and studied Business systems analysis. I have no experience except for personal websites, one freelance data analysis instance, and a google analytics certificate.
I'm just gonna go to law school and become a public defender. Everything's fucked america sucks, I'm going to be a slave forever.

Nothing. He seemed like a good guy except for the 42oz diet coke.
He knew how to work.

Also

>Apply for bank teller job.
>First interview is a group interview where you end up having to try and sell a random object given to you to the whole group
>Pass this interview, but have to interview again at specific banks
>Second interview is normal questions no product pushing stuff
>get called in for Third Final Interview 1 on 1'
>"Sell me this pen!"
>Doin't get called back.

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I fixed compressed air leaks which saved the company at least 100k a year

on the campus a guy in a van asked me for directions. i used the phone to find out who was awaiting him and where he had to go despite me being the mechanic and not responsible for visitors

>Name one way you have contributed to a culture of excellence.

>tfw got 6 offers out of 7 jobs that I've applied to since 2016
I don't understand you faggots who stress about interviews. Unironically just bee yourself and wing it, don't prepare for shit. If you can't simply sit there and explain your skillset and demonstrate that you're not a psychopath you'll do fine. And I say that as someone who has only browses Jow Forums since 2009, daily

>interviewed*
Not applied, lol must be near a thousand job apps by now

What bank?

Bank of America.

Only ever had four jobs, interviewed plenty of places, the jobs I got the interviews went like this:

>spoke on the phone for ten minutes, he sells me on the role
>"s-so when do you want me to come in to interview?"
>"oh, don't worry, you already have the job"

>interviewed on the phone for 15 mins
>asked how I'd do X Y Z
>asked if I can do the excel good (I can't)
>said "yep sure"
>got the job

>pre-assessment phone interview
>real interview
>spent all day in an assessment centre
>1 to 1 interview
>presentation
>group excercise
>written test
>got the job
>all this within 6 hours or so, got the job

>"hey user you applied here a while ago, we don't think you can do that job, but how about this one"
>"ye sure tell me about it homie"
>*he spends a good 45 minutes over the phone describing the job*
>"so do you want it?"
>"yeah"
>"okay user I'll email you the assessment this sunday, you have four hours to complete it, if it's even one minute late you'll never hear from me again, bye"
>*did test, next day*
>"okay user that was pretty good come interview with us tomorrow"
>went to an interview where we pretty much just insulted eachother for an hour and 45 and I got the job

Why can't I get a job like a normal person? Am I a retard? All the normal interviews I've had I've failed.

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What was the excel job like? I'm considering getting a job like that after my current job asks me to slave more without a raise

>so do you have any questions?
>what is the ideal skill set for this position
>they describe the complete opposite of what i've been telling them

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It wasn't an "Excel job", it was just a random question relating to data entry and the way he asked it made me think he was looking for someone amazing at Excel.

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