01:03:00 to go

Get the popcorn ready and prep any anuses in your vicinity

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What?

Sorry douche. Bear anuses get no lube.

dump is going MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSIVE

what is being dumped. bitcoin?

elaborate op

Bitcoin ofc, taking everything else with it. We're going back to a 100mil market cap.

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00:49:00 my friend

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why even do a countdown?

I thought it was supposed to have happened by now

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00:40:00

Say your prayers longs

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This thread is accurate.

You hopium longfags are about to get mauled by Bobo. He hasn't liked this last week one bit. Hope you enjoyed it while it lasted.

Imagine thinking that BTC would break $6K, or even $5,800.

why is that tho, im confused

why would it just crash

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For the same reason that it spiked.

Post your short Mr. Larper

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Thank you fren ! i have shorted with all my lifesavings (and just took 200k mortgage to short)

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00:17:00

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lmao

if literally anything happens I will shit myself

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HOW MANY MINUTES

kek, it's literally pumping right now

well i was short from 5.3k anyway. hopefully i get rewarded

00:08:00

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long with 25x leverage using 1/3 of my stack. am i gonna make it?

probably eventually. hopefully btc doesnt dip too low

>Unusual selling activity detected

update pls

00:02:00

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3 minutes until everyone sees you're a faggot and you will be off to suck some dick. Have a good time OP, swallow every drop kiddo.

>unusual selling volume

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00:00:30

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HAPPENING

They are selling

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Hehe. Pretty funny kid.

bottom confirmed

00:04:00

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idek why it spiked

There it goes...

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fuck it wig off

Here's a hint.
Don't listen to anyone in this thread or on this website I'm general. Ever.

where is the crash you colossal faggot?

LOL. Uhhh... No.

...your heterosexuality

Is it happening

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I tried to help biz

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Shit. Big swings. I could've made .005% Why didn't I listen?!!?

Well at least now we know that 5200 is a confirmed support! And knowledge is power.

Which is more important you could've not lost these .005%!!!

Never listen to Jow Forums and OP is a faggot

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I don’t get it. Are you saying we have one day left? Or one hour?

Acceleration to terminal velocity of the dump is exponential.

This would be obvious to you if you understood crypto market dynamics.

Here is the timeline:

Time and price

+00:01:00 -100
+00:02:00 -200
+00:03:00 -400
+00:04:00 -800
+00:05:00 -1,600
As you can see there is plenty of time to get out

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barely any resistance from here to 6k
might realistically test it and then dump 50% +

cycles ARE getting longer which means we haven't actually bottomed yet. i think we are simply close to the top of the descending channel right now and the actual bottom will come in several months
entire 2020 = accumulation phase
this right now isn't even part of accumulation, it's just a retest of the top of the channel

The dumping has already begun...

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Shutup faggot.

It;s dumping up again you literal bot.

End of the week new lows

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you. fucking. wish.

get rekt faggot, your short is never paying out.

You can't determine that cycles are getting longer based on the sample.rate we have. Or maybe they are getting longer and we are due to a double leg like 2014-2015

Wow! its fucking nothing !

ITS OBVIOUS THAT FAGGOT OP MISSED TO BUY @ 3600 AND HE S MAD.

You're done here. Retire. Don't come back.

Good day to you.

I just received a call from the Tokyo trading room. They are bleeding off the Mt. Gox stack.

Nigeria is selling off; Uganda not far behind.

Moscow, Istanbul, selling volumes beginning to climb

Delhi and Hong Kong starting to roll over

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cycles are based on attention/hype/demand which is a function of the amount of money (= price) in the system.
the more valuable the asset is, the more (time and money) it takes to steer/produce hype, reach more people, enter new niches etc. etc.
every single cycle has been longer than the last, which makes a lot of sense - it takes very little time to spread hype in a tiny autistic nerd group, it takes *some* time to hype BTC amongst millions of tech-affine young people and then takes a lot time to make it aware to the general population. you don't simultaneously increase market cap by ~60x and have a hype-cycle of the exact same length.

also the current market movement makes zero fucking sense in terms of the self-similar pattern if you believe in constant cycle lengths - but it fits perfectly if its just a random fluctuation toward the top of the channel before the actual bottom.

capslockanon is unironically right, he just prepared for the bottom 6 months too early

00:32:00 to 5100

We will stay on schedule, don't worry

take your pills rasheed

btw buy smartlands

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And you’re still being a faggot

Fuck you I sold my 0,14 btc @5200 and we are pumping now.

>also a ponyfag
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Maybe you shouldn't listen to anyone on biz

This all sounds good in theory but markets, specially crypto can really fuck up all of your beliefs and expectations. The log charts with neatl curving trendline predicting the exact length of future bear cycles and bull cycles has become a meme hence must be wrong. These charts don't account for institutional, large players purposefully fucking the trends or for rar economic factors (hyper inflation event for ex) which may push people into this asset class. Major economic downturn could get fund managers to hedge some funds in BTC. Just so many factors that can throw off these charts.

Uve got 20 minutes before you get your little bitchboi hole raped by this entire board

00:13:00 until that little hole gets gaped and filled with the diseased pent up cum of a million neet incels Boi.

guess what's pumping now

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00:06:00 now.
I just hoped you, how do you say, "prepped your anus"?

Thanks just bought 100k

Alright Boi. Times up. Get in here for your buttslut punishment.
Now this is gonna hurt no matter what but you decide how much. Don't fight it.

There is no need to be salty, nothing is changed. A brief pump to get the bid side filled and down we go

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Shutup slut. You've got a million cocos in your mouth right now.

Haha nothing happened. Get rekd Bobo

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NO MY FUNDS FUCK YOU OP

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get absolutely fucking rekt, faggot OP

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There is always a fake-out rally guys.

Sit tight

I said shut the fuck up slut faggot. Take this big gorilla dick. Yea. That's a good slut.

big fat doji coming up.

Tbh the whole week has been a bull trap

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Let's give OP 40 min then if he doesn't deliver. We'll rape his ass.

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This market is going down like ur mom on king kong

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I'm deep in his ass right now.

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I'll be back later to collect my apologies