Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
I finally told my therapist I'm into trading. Do you guys stay closeted so that your boomer friends & family won't turn you into an anecdote about millenials when you lose big?
Carter Phillips
just don't lose money
Matthew Bailey
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENS ALSO FUCK JANNIES, LYNCH NIGGERS, AND GAS EVERY LAST MOTHERFUCKING KIKE
What do you do when stocklets see your gains and get jealous and want you to help them get in the market, what do? They don’t have enough $ to get into VTSAX.
Do I just tell thems to use the stash app to get easy etf exposure?
Owen King
where are you comfy? i cannot find you why have you gone away where is the laughter you used to bring me why can't I hear you say "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
James Stewart
he stopped being a tripfag because he's mentally unstable and sensitive to criticism (not saying that's something to look down on him for) he still posts here as an user
Asher Lewis
the potato fields have claimed him, he didn't come to host the movie on saturday either
General Haftar is making oil price great again. Peter Schiff has thrown in the towel on gold and is going all in on american stocks. Easy short gold long oil for YUGE profits
Nathaniel Walker
>Only reason we opened low was because pre-market was low >Only reason pre-market was low was because futures were low >Only reason futures were low is because the Nikkei opened high and dumped >Only reason the Nikkei opened high was because Friday we closed real strong
Its all fucking rigged by MM. There's no reason why we couldn't start today at Friday's close if we stayed calm and didn't low ball. Instead retail panicked and the mms made another billion off expired contracts and panic sales at a loss.
Eli Torres
Galt offering timeline looks like a pressure play on a buyer.
Going in heavier. Will be interesting to see how it moves tomorrow.
3 weeks before record date, still plenty of time for things to happen before then Could also still happen after the offering is done (trial will already be funded before they buy the company) Even if no BO or partnership short term, there are still incoming catalysts in Keytruda trial extension data and finalized phase 3 NASH trial design Good results in Keytruda combo trial and NASH phase 3 trial will make the company that much more expensive for a buyer (and profitable for shareholders) a few years down the road All they have to do in their phase 3 NASH trial is repeat the same results they already had in phase 2 (it's likely going to focus on preventing decompensation in compensated cirrhosis patients as measured by progression to varices)
William Allen
Guessing there'll be a kneejerk drop premarket and then a recovery for the rest of the day like there was when the rights offering was first announced
Landon Jenkins
does teh still post here? I haven't posted or stayed in touch for so long how many namefriends have died on these fields? how long have i been dead inside?!!??
I've seen him in movie night a few times, he probably still lurks sometimes
Robert Moore
Finally, after a lot of pain and suffering from being an overly emotional invester, I've made it into the green. It's not much, but I'll honestly take it. Now I feel like I can start putting money in again. How diverse should I keep my portfolio?
You know He is on your side when just as your funds are cleared for use He Dips for you. Yes it's true He did Dip for me today right before the EX Date. So what did I do? I took full advantage of the Dip of course. 82 more of Him do I have now for a total of an even 100 shares. The cost was cheap compared to what it could've been before He did the Dip. Now nothing can stop it, $204 in Divvy profit is a coming. Drip that Payout will I do for an extra 6.4 free T shares a year till the year 2032.
GE is another mater; he is looking to fall by 50% if what they say is true, which means his price will be 5 per share soon. So I reduced my position while I could before the fall could take place so to limit my losses from this disaster. But I will turn this turkey to my advantage and buy more of him at 5 per share on the 15th. That will see me make least 50% gain in profit when he climbs out of this funk back to $10 per share again.
don't forget that you'll get more than 6.4 free T shares per year based on DRiP and dividend increases.
Jace Young
>Now I feel like I can start putting money in again your first mistake was losing money your second mistake was being afraid to put in more money because you lost money what will your third mistake be
Ryan Young
Replying to this post.
It isn't like I haven't been putting money in either dipshit.
Luis Murphy
Tim Apple's fruit company yielded auspicious gains for me today. Here's to 220 by the end of April.
>HEADLINE THIS MORNING: Futures subsided as investors prepare for tepid earnings season >HEADLINE NOW: S&P 500, Nasdaq edge higher as earnings season looms
How do financial journalists exist without killing themselves?
Lincoln Gray
Has savinglives99 ever given any solid info that makes him more than just a pumper? Haven't been paying attention to him long enough.
Steezy dropped the mask today tho.
Zachary Jones
>Now I feel like I can start putting money in again looks like writing your first post was your third mistake, dipshit
Easton Martinez
Hoping it gives back a couple points tomorrow so I can load calls. I need to stop trying to diversify, AAPL and MSFT follow such predictable patterns. I should be satisfied raking it in trading em
Jonathan Allen
I'm not sure how they survive. They connect events to market movement almost at random sometimes.
Sebastian Ortiz
They overthink. Once you realize almost all market movement equals groupthinking "how can I make money from this" at varying IQ levels...
Levi Thomas
No. I told my psychiatrist that I trade a portfolio of $100K when she asked me if I did anything stressful.
I don't usuall have chats about life with my rapist.
Easton Cox
I take savinglives99's posts with a grain of salt, but he does seem to be knowledgeable about the subject matter he talks about The way he types like a retard initially made me skeptical, but my PI does the same thing despite being a tenured STEM professor with a Ph.D
It was pretty obvious that Steezy was a short the whole time, imo At least he's not pretending any more
Ethan Moore
>AAPL, AMZN, Facebook nowhere near their ATHs >S&P still closing in on the ATH
Does hasn't any analyst worth a damn picked up on the intrinsic bullishness of the fact that we're not being held aloft by our future lords and masters?
Carter Jackson
I'm still here I just lurk a lot more now & when I post it is as user 90% of the time. You should be able to spot me easy because muh Ichimoku Cloud & laughing at option noobies like who has 36 contracts of SPY 289 4/10 expire with a current theta of -0.20 who probably doesn't know he is about to lose so much money at open tomorrow.
I thought steezy might just be countering pumping by being too cynical.
Some otherwise smart people do seem to go all in on shorthand that gives retard vibes.
Dominic Brown
Pinterest (PINS) will IPO next week. $15 -17 per share is the target range. They have a growing user base and revenue via ads. Dunno may pickup a few shares and see what happens.
Wyatt Morris
That's one I would watch and not just jump into... Those bigger tech companies tend to drop when they IPO like snapchat.
Ryan Hernandez
>who has 36 contracts of SPY 289 4/10 expire with a current theta of -0.20 who probably doesn't know he is about to lose so much money at open tomorrow. >not understanding what theta is It’s not a real number, but an approximation calculated over time.
As long as SPY hits above 289 tomorrow I can sell for a profit. I’ve already done the algebra for this shit.
Tyler Morgan
Spoiler: Options trade like shares do PM/AH and their prices are entirely determined by what people are willing to pay for them.
Josiah Parker
That’s why I can buy worthless 400% break even calls from bots on biotechs and sell them to zoomers right before a PDUFA date for 1000%.
John Sanders
vix looking like it's bottomed with a bunch of huge green candles from funds buying them. i'm going to buy few vix calls and hopefully make ca$h.
Eli Lee
VIX will rocket Wednesday because of catalyst events. Tomorrow is probably an iron condor day
Oliver Wood
Spoiler: You bought options on one of the most highly traded, liquid options market. This isn't illiquid biotechs or penny stock options markets. You are going to get shit on. Hope you don't lose your shirt.
Spoiler I already dug out from being 600 down on said options at opening bell, I know what I'm doing. And even if I lose it, that's part of the game. I wouldn't have put that money up if it didn't think I could lose it.
Jace Taylor
Spoiler: I have literally no idea how any of this works and options make me feel like a turbo brainlet.
I finally get shorting, and some of the manipulation tactics like P&D, but options make me feel so fucking stupid.
Henry Russell
That's understandable. I think they decided to include all the gay greek letter trigshit instead of just using simple english to turn investors off from taking undue risk.
Jackson Ortiz
What audiobooks or podcasts should I get into so I can better into personal finance?
Everyone should buy LCI A-user you flatter me, I have died but still abide PROJECTION I stopped because I started browsing lit and that fucking butterfly nigger ruins every thread and made me hate tripfags Comfy recently upped his meds and exercises now so he's more stable I was on an internet fast, my apologies :((
they may have other ways of getting around SEC rules, I'm not too knowledgable about this aspect of the market
William Baker
Shill me SQQQ lads Should I put calls on it for 9$ strike May calls? Not sure what catalysts drive it but y’all seem pretty heavy into it figured I’d ask the secret...
It's shorting QQQ. Buying SQQQ is like buying inverse QQQ QQQ is an index representative of the 100 top equities traded on the NASDAQ
Samuel Nelson
To me it screams faith in phase 3 trials but no buyout around the corner.
Jace Campbell
Sqqq is bluepilled when you can just buy volatility directly.
Gavin Thompson
Do puts directly on QQQ, inverse ETFs are dumb
Hunter Campbell
I think it's a good thing either way, and that the market never fails to do the unexpected I'm personally not convinced there aren't negotiations happening
Aiden Kelly
I think it will be BO between now and the end of May when the date for the offering actually is. The April one is a qualifier date.
If they actually do the offering then DU will not only get his 20m but he will buy all the offering that others pass on. A massive insider buy and he looks like a hero on top of getting stupid rich in the long run. Not that he isn't already. But he will want to sell before the campaigns seeing as he funds some.
I think pretty much everything now is street theater.
Hudson Price
I agree its likely a good thing. However it may mean that it wont see real gains For a couple of years.
Aiden Richardson
>Everyone should buy LCI yikes, forget I said anything
Adrian Ross
If it means we have to wait a few years for a massive premium, I'm fine with that Like I mentioned before tho, people do have ways of insider trading despite SEC rules
VSTM (Veristem) >presents at the H.C. Wainwright Global Life Sciences Conference on Tuesday, April 9, 2019 at 11:50 a.m. BST in London, UK. I BLEW IT I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE TODAY WHEN IT WAS DUMPING!
Please put all of your crypto into Amazon so you can make us moon back to 2000, if all you guys with 100K of bitcoin would go 50% call options and 50% stocks we'd pour billions into the stock and move it 100 bucks causing us all to make like 1000%. Just an idea
Julian Rodriguez
100%. The real question is "when?" I've been sitting on this thing for a fuckin' year and it just goes off every now and then. Gotta average into it on a semi-regular basis but it's great for swinging.
Christian White
I will not be backing on the Great British Rupee.
Anthony Wilson
Ummmm super unfucked? People want to drive it up to 205 this week for sure so you'll make some money.
This is what I am fucking saying, if we could even move AMZN to 1873 it could cause the mother of all cryptobot breakouts as institutions involuntarily pump a trillion dollars into the market destroying shorts and then moving us to 2000. The price target is seriously like 2200 tipranks.com/stocks/amzn/price-target and one guy has it at 2450 nobody will even be the wiser.
Lyft freaks me out but that is fucking cheap to almost get SNAP level from day one, we'll see it will probably get pumped to 30 dollars. meh
Liam Cook
China A50 zooming. Futures red as death after failing to reach 2900. Exactly like yesterday. Why they do this shit? Theta gonna rape me :(
>8th day of the S&P win streak >Longest streak since Oct 2017
I literally cannot find a single person who is being bullish yet we continue to rise in spite of futures dumps. I guess nobody is playing the indices and just pouring capital into individual heavily-weighted stocks.
