/smg/ - Stonk Market General

Dude weed cheapies edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
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Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
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Previously on /SMG/:

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consilium.europa.eu/media/39020/euchina-joint-statement-9april2019.pdf
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buy DLTH

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buy LINK

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where my aapl boys at, post your tim apples

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Looking for stonks disconnected from the broader market
K thx bye

TLRY has disconnected from everything and is plummeting towards zero
no support
no end
no value

buy now !!

Thanks for the reminder, epic cheapie

TSLA

SNAP to $20 by June 30 frens

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Tetra BioPharma have resumed their phase 3 trials ahead of schedule. Earlier this year they had to stop the trial due to finding mycotoxin in the weed from their supplier. Estimate was 6 month delay but they're back already.

PUMP YOUR IRAs DO NOT FORGET BEFORE TAX DAY

ONLY PEOPLE WHO MAKE IT USE IRAs ANNUALLY

>just woke up
Oh hey guys how’s—
>everything is blood red, except the companies I missed my window on
EPIK

should I say fuck it, and buy more Tim and Disney anyways? Maybe fomo in to NRGOF?

S2 worth watching?

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these things are just really complicated matters and take time to work out. the deal will be finalized and everybody who didn't buy in is going to miss the moon shot free money created through this needed economic policy that will benefit everybody involved. if you're not in the market yet it's a perfect time for you to purchase as much as you can because once this thing starts going there's going to be no breaks.

Rheinmetall AG

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Why has this happened? Can TLRY pump again with new dude weed legalization hype cycle or are they fundamentally fucked for some reason?

DDDRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUUUMFHHHHHH

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Support Elon chan and Tim Apple. If you had a publically traded company, they'd invest in you.

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yes and buy more tim apple

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

and fuck the fake divbro attempting to smear my name in the last thread. only thing I say is FUCK CHINA. 'Merica

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Threadly reminder that patience is a virtue.

Good things come to those who wait.

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It will fall and fall
until some time later this year they reveal the weed beverage they've been working on with ABInbev
Then it will blow up. massive
For now it's a falling knife.
It isn't dead, it's not losing money, it just doesn't have great margins on its earnings (yet).
And in terms of raw MJ tonnage, it's overvalued. Tonnage of MJ/year is a really big stat right now, but there is a new awakening arising that the real value in MJ companies isn't just about growing a bunch of the stuff, it's about developing and delivering a complete product.

So I'm going to be cautiously stocking up on TLRY.

But for now it's definitely in free-fall. who knows how low it will go, but it will be oversold (it might be getting towards oversold territory now, but it might go DEEP into oversold territory)

Ratsu I'm sorry, could I get the link to the small spec tracker?
I forget where it is

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fug niggas, I just woke up and didn't sell my AAPL 205 calls when this shit shot up in the AM.
I hope this is just the lunch slump.

just buy more, prices this low won't last much longer.

I think I am about to fall for this meme. I am getting tired of day trading.

YVR

It's not a meme. Dividends compound exponentially under a D.RI.P. and eventually become a source of income.

25 of 3 for 25 years dawg get on it

Thanks for the insight. I guess I'll just wait and try to dca.

HEXO RISE LIKE THE MACHINES!

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DRUMPF!!!!

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Are you seriously buying at this high? Expecting it to get to 230 again before it gets wrecked like last year?

cmon guys lets make aplel hit 204 today!

just kidding I found it

this is easily going to hit 205 by end of week

Get ready for EU trade war cuck.

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Euro here on Interactive Brokers, how to short the US indexes? can't buy SDS or SQQQ because you need to a "Professional" account.

Do you guys think TSLA will hit 300 before june 21st? Probably really only has a shot this month before earnings come out. Asking for a friend.

There isn't going to be a trade war, Trump is bluffing. The market is going to smash SPY 330 by the end of year. Screen cap this post.

Do we think BBBY earnings will be good or bad?

i hope it will, 320 is my sell target

don't do it I got burn bad doing that. fucking bulls are in full control right now.

if you're OK with slow and steady. if you consistently DCA into about 20 solid stocks, you'll see good growth yoy in dividend income. also div aristocrats fare better than the overall market during recessions

Based and Bull

So is today just super red? I'm red across the board right now

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>can't buy SDS or SQQQ because you need to a "Professional" account.
what a joke ass broker, lol

Whipsaw. Trump was tweeting threats of tariffs against the European Union this morning.

European Markets shrugged it off, but the weak and cucked are shook and diddling the shit out of their sell buttons like the pathetic faggots they are.

ALL-IN SPY, everybody who picked up bear shit today deserves to get fucked by the golden bull, long live the golden bull.

What's biz attitude towards investing in an index fund? Is it worth it?

im getting bogged hard thanks to drumpf and his stupid fucking trade war crap

2020 cant come soon enough

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of course, everybody who makes it always owns VTSAX, VTI, SPY, etc. Its the basis of all good portfolios

>"Professional"
by this they mean offshore indirect brokerage and use of some trycky loopholes in european law, all american ETF's are outlawed in the socialist peoples union of europe

>mfw im a europoor

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What happens in 2020?

More unfettered winning! Your mom will be so happy, Bags.

what happened with the EU-China joint statement?

Me Chinese
Me play joke
Me short markets
Make you broke!

my mother is a fat smelly whore who sleeps with spics for less than minimum wage.

The orange man gets evicted

Learn 2 Read
consilium.europa.eu/media/39020/euchina-joint-statement-9april2019.pdf

Ah, right. I forgot about the dystopian government issue. If it makes you feel any better, our benevolent overlords over here have outlawed cfds, unregulated gambling, ICOs, betting on political events, Kinder eggs, milking your own livestock without a license, and getting divorced while male.

Mmm... Me likey.

REKT my basis in Apple to chase the bull to ATH

Considering doing the same with Disney, but goncerned people may sell the news after investor day.

Worst part: I’m more and more in stocks and less in cash, at a time when recession seems imminent.

Drumpf gone.
Globalist in.
All trade wars resolved.
New global golden age of cooperation.
SPY hits 400.

recession odds are prob at like 85/15 there will be no recession in the next 12 months

Reminder to scoop up some mnkd my dudes.

Campbell soup near 40

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I'm sorry Tim!

I bought apple, so now it's just going to crab for a while.

there's usually a drop around lunch time.
It'll pick up again, for the sake of my calls they have to.

you're saying 85% no recession vs 15% recession?

hmm

buy bots are making a comeback green EOD

you're saying we'll be green EOD?

hmm

there are people who sold this morning and aren't planning on retiring this year.

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How the fuck is SPX still not at 3000? I want to cash out my 3000 calls already.

my $8.50 puts on GE will close green this week right?

I put my SPY up for auction with a starting price of 300 but got no bidders

Why the fuck would I want your SPY for $300, when I can get 300 SPY for $288 on or before Friday?

Fucking Boomers stop retiring, I swear that was 2 more since lunch.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, you trisomy 21'ed double nigger. Also, what do you think about WPG?

i fomo'd in at the fucking top again. I can't fucking believe it.

Sell your LYFT, some Uber driver just drove some one to an airport then went back and robbed the persons house.

WPG is risky but I have it. Not my favorite but looked too juice not to get some.

Sold puts too soon but gains are gains.

Why the fuck is he doing this bros? Is it because people are talking about his tax returns again, and he has to pull attention away from that and the dems?

Same.

Yes. China started blasting there economy full of cheap loans at the start of 2019. This will cause problems in the future but no one knows how long that will take to come about (probably many years). These loans juiced the economy enough to get their manufacturing PMI above 50 last Monday. The base case of the market right now is that the data has bottomed in China and that will filter through to Europe, because China is there largest trading partner.

US data has been fairly solid for the past year but has been slowing which was expected. Markets aren't 2% off an all time high because we may be going into recession soon. Recession fears that blew up in December are almost completely gone now.

LYFT puts too risky for May or go for it? I’m pretty sure this is going lower but I feel like waiting for tomorrow may be wiser...anyone else bought puts?

China pump wears off now we EU pump or some shit. Idk but I closed 1% down today. Whatever

lol
lotta recycled words there
we'll see how much they're worth in 9 months

*ting ting ting*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I'm sure you're right.

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Today's market sell off is just for fucking with zoomers who waited until the last possible moment to sell from their accounts to transfer cash into their ira's.

who the fuck is Roth

don't worry we're going to shoot up 5% by the end of week so they sell low and buy high.

STOP SELLING

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give me the next x2

ENOUGH!

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All right /smg/! All across the board red today. Tell me which calls/puts will make me rich tomorrow. Quick now!

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(( THEY )) are accumulating

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Calm down bitchtits

earnings season starts this friday
Who /Wells fargo/ here

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Idk. I went in September 70 Monday after Lyft started trading. Sold today. Thx Euro early options, very cool.
Shush

I just bought more?

What the fuck? I already decided to sit this out because a homerun trade deal isn't going to happen.

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