Hi can somebody with bitcoin buy a Jow Forums pass and gift it to me? it costs 20$ ill pay you 25$ for it

i'd do it myself buy i dont have bitcoin and no credit card and the shit is too complicated for me.

i just posted this on reddit as well but the redditors downvoted me oc:

reddit.com/r/Bitcoin/comments/bbb9xx/i_dont_have_bitcoin_and_like_to_ask_sb_to_buy_a/

i would need you to buy it and gift it to me AFTERWARDS i send you the 25$. you have to trust me of course, i did some photoshop requests on reddit as well where i always paid the guys doing the photoshops; they usually replied that i paid them, here are the links:

reddit.com/r/PhotoshopRequest/comments/ak0b84/paid_will_send_6_via_paypal_to_the_person_who/

reddit.com/r/PhotoshopRequest/comments/am46ux/paid_4_for_the_person_that_cuts_out_eminem_from/

reddit.com/r/PhotoshopRequest/comments/b2795a/paid_250_via_paypal_if_you_make_the_eyes_of_the/

reddit.com/r/PhotoshopRequest/comments/aoxrjt/paid_250_via_paypal_for_the_person_who_puts_the/

reddit.com/r/PhotoshopRequest/comments/akc6kc/paid_3_via_paypal_for_the_person_who_cuts_out_the/

>it works like this:
if youre interested, post ITT and tell me youre interested and ill post my E-Mail. then you send me an E-Mail, after which ill tell you my E-Mail for Jow Forums (a different one). then you buy the pass for me and send me your paypal email. ill immediately send you the money.

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Enjoy the 3 days off
reported for underage

oh i forgot trip but the ID should work right?*testing*

well this will backfire for you m8, you should have read the rules ;)

sent ;)

>i dont want 5$!

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alright you know what ill make it 10$
so you get 10$ fucking dollars just for buying a Jow Forums pass for me, its literally the easiest job youve ever done.

make it 20$

no, ill make it 15$

5$ or nothing!

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youre not even the same guy dude lol

No pass for you then. Better luck next time kid.

alright lol 20$ (man this really is Jow Forums huh) so ill send you 40$ via paypal.

heres my e-mail
[email protected]
send me an email

I'll just buy it for you and chargeback the btc transaction after u sent me the money

I ain't buying you shit kid. As I said, better lucky luck next time.

i know enough about btc to know you cant reverse the transaction dude lmao

ok thanks for waisting my time i guess.

well the e-mail is still there for anyone interested in getting 20$ for basically 5 minutes of """work"""

My time is worth 20$ per hour kid. Nice try.

*5 minutes

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I only do hours kid, sorry. I ain't got time for no 5 minutes. I like big values, not the small ones. I ain't getting out of bed for 5, I want the full 60.

ok you can buy it in 5 minutes get 20$ and jerk off the other 55 minutes, how's that sound to you?

Mods doing a good job as always

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Why, OP?

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because my isp range has been banned, meaning i cant make threads on my fav board anymore. the only way to circumvent this is by buying as pass (or waiting it out, but it has been like this for a month now and im tired of it)

>im a pussy, im scared of losing money
thats literally all you do here on Jow Forums losing money with crypto.
announcing sage is against the rules, what im doing is not against the rules

You're a fast thinker

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Did you read and accept the ban notice?

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m8 thats not how that works. some asshats in my country continuously spammed Jow Forums with shitposting and now the ip range is banned and theres literally nothing i can do about it except buying a pass

I was just wondering but I guess you are fucked..

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