/smg/ - Stock Market General

treat edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
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Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
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Previously on /SMG/:

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marketwatch.com/press-release/goviex-increases-non-brokered-private-placement-2019-04-09
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

IRAs

MAX THEM OR GET LEFT BEHIND

YVR max gains incoming

Roth or both?

I bought 100 shares without even looking up what the company does. You better not be up to any funny business ya hear

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you are capped to $6,000 a year from 2019 onwards in IRAs combined, Roth or Traditional depends on your own personal life, income, and future income

marketwatch.com/press-release/goviex-increases-non-brokered-private-placement-2019-04-09

What this mean for my urinamiun

listen

i listened to the plug shill and i made a few pennies

i shilled ntgn look at it now its another plug

i shilled yvr last month i made 25% and bought into the dip. im not always right but when im right im right

If Bibi wins re-election we're going all the way up to SPY $420

try alta dena
its good

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now let me shill you APDN at market open tomorrow please thx.

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>combined
Oh fuck how did I not know this. I've only been 100% Roth for years but started a traditional IRA this year. What do?

You guys think Apple will hit $202.5 by friday

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im done with pennies

i already got shilled sn im not falling for that bs again

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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it should have a bull cloud break tomorrow on daily candles & is oversold, check it out. Their technology is honestly pretty cool; the stock is at the point where it will reverse or plummet into oblivion. Needs to hit 1 buckaroo soon or be delisted.

instead of SN, try SNA. You can buy and hold it for basically forever

scary

im down piecing into yvr every penny i got

this is a make it or break it for me folks

BEGONE FAKE DIV BRO

*ahem*

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Thousands of dollars lost on options today, fucking Trump. Fucking AAPL.

Why did every single financial news network release positive sentiment AAPL news within the same hour, obviously in what would result in a sell signal?

It's a glitch in the matrix, it only happens when they change something. Correction complete. We're going to the moon tomorrow.

Thank goodness i sold before it dipped

We're headed down without a catalyst. Idk if fed minutes will do anything.
Buy china and telecoms right now. Stayed green all day.
AAPL getting fucked threw a wrench in things too.

I bought the fucking spike. I made so much on AAPL last week and I expected it to continue but forgot to get calls Friday, When it took off yesterday I fomo'd hard and tried to hedge my SPY call losses this morning on it.
Got double fucked after buying the biotech index which random dropped 3 pts right at eod.

AAPL could just be a short dip, could go up tomorrow

Trump will eventually be impeached for insider trading screencap this.
Bet Jared bought 30 million in puts yesterday.

Chart doesn't look like that to me, no increase until everyone's friday calls reach max pain. But I hope you're correct.

Even if he did tell him to buy puts, it would be perfectly legal.

>hmm should I buy in?
>nah, I’ll buy it $30 higher when it starts to sell off
I need to get gud

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Whose the best tripfag to listen to here?
>Baggie
>Scoops
>LCIguy
>PLUGshill

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>whose

listen to Baggie so that you can post epic screencaps of 500% gains in one day and lose all your money long term

profit (except for the TLT blunder) or nikkei (except for the FNGU snafu)

LCI is now 74% short and yet turning the corner. Get in. Lciguy was right. We're mooning.

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Yang says 30% of malls close in the next 4 years.

Are we sure Pintrest is a bad investment? What’re all those retail employees and mall shoppers going to do then?

How short of a game are you guys playing? AAPL is up over 3% over the last 7 days.

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>The Stop Trading on Congressional Knowledge (STOCK) Act (Pub.L. 112–105, S. 2038, 126 Stat. 291, enacted April 4, 2012) is an Act of Congress designed to combat insider trading. It was signed into law by President Barack Obama on April 4, 2012. The bill prohibits the use of non-public information for private profit, including insider trading by members of Congress and other government employees. It confirms changes to the Commodity Exchange Act, specifies reporting intervals for financial transactions.

to answer your question, you shouldn't let other people make your financial decisions for you and it's entirely your fault if you buy something a tripfag shills without doing your own DD on it and lose money

Next two weeks. I shoulda bought long atm but I panicked and screwed up.

I listen to big boy Cramer.

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>He told people to buy apple today

the Summer of FNGU will return when the golden bull starts

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short gold long oil

No way!

I caught a minute of him outlining the case for the bear market, which he “does not believe”

I’m worried. The cheerleader is hinting hard times are gonna come.

Who are these KIKES and why are they constantly spamming the news articles for nio

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Buy the Dip now before you miss out! He's at under $9.50 per share atm. When people wake up that this is just a scare tactic put out by those who didn't listen to the earning report fully that stock price will be a climbing again.

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>electric sears

People who lose a shitton for listening to other people sue them to get it back. It's honestly nothing to be concerned about the lawsuits almost never see the light of day

t. in a NIO lawsuit

Maybe. Tim Apple has gone up quite a bit lately though. It can drop back down to the 200 day sma without breaking trend. RSI is still overbought.

What is ES doing, I'm too lazy to get off the couch.

Oh wait I forgot I got a TV in front of me.

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literally nothing for 2 weeks

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they call it the golden bull run

you also have a phone that you can look up what ES is doing on

if your wanting to spend more money annually in retirement than you currently are, use ROTH

if the reverse, go traditional

Oh.

I think I figured out where you got your typing style from

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The more I look at it the more bullish it becomes. Can't find anything on the 5 year where it ever hits that kind of candle and goes down, found a bunch where it goes up thougn

Fuck the Chinese are having a bond auction today, that's why we saw so many shekels leaving the SPY. What will this mean for the US yields...

>mfw if going long in this market actually pays out

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>that's why we saw so many shekels leaving the SPY
Doubt it, people have been waiting to take profits for days, EU trade war twitshitting seemed like an appropriate sell signal. Rally hasn't really been driven by the hedgies anyways

>Boeing shareholders suing
I wonder if they appreciate the irony that they end up making their shares worth less and the only people who will get any money is the class action lawyers.

are the jew elections a market catalyst or is that just memeing?

Oh fuck it's all over, just sell everything.

R9KGirl, unironically, but she dead

>he didn't liquidate into 100% cash after sentiment shifted bearish overnight and EU trade war was announced

I seriously hope nobody on /smg/ is this stupid right? You're all holding cash now... right??? This is just the beginning. You're going to wish you sold once we break through December lows. EU is so much bigger than China. This trade war will make China look like nothing.

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AMZN AAPL and FB all need to start pulling their weight again.

>EU is so much bigger than China.
China is about a trillion dollars bigger

Is S&P500 index a good retirement plan if I know noting about stock trading and don't plan to ever learn about it?

My finance teacher in college told us, unless you're an expert stock analyst, just invest in index funds. Was she right?

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She has gross knees

VTI or VOO, doesnt matter, just buy it 100% and never sell until you are about a decade from retirement, then you can look into owning boomer bonds

I think it's just the angle user.

Also I think you are gay. I never even noticed the knees before.

If you went back in time to 1950, probably.

your teacher was a coward
but he's right

>She

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Right now all my money is in VFIAX.

What is the difference between that and the ones you mentioned?

That would work, but I personally think a total stock market index fund would be better (tracks the entire stock market, rather than just the SP500)
Make sure you put your money in bonds as you get close to retirement
If the market just coincidentally happens to crash right before retirement, you'll lose a lot of your money if it's in a stock market index fund
If it's in bonds, though, your retirement savings won't be affected by a economic downturn
If you're not close to retirement and the market crashes, then just buy more at a lower price (this is called dollar cost averaging)

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>trusting commie economic data

seriously dude? Hit up the board again once you finish econ 101.

Yeah dude china is totally just farmland. You should short the Shanghai Composite. You'll definitely make it!

The Chinks and the 4th Reich want to try to take on the 2 time back2back world war champions in a clash of currencies. Fucking bring it. We won't buy your shit and you'll just starve your people.

Is that her? If so I'd go all in and never pull any thing out

>know noting about stock trading and don't plan to ever learn about it
>a good retirement plan
Fucking useless ignorant boomer, you aren't going to be doing jack shit with your spare time and you've already made it so you have maximum leverage to learn the basics of how trading works. Even if you go into some cuck index fund you'll still be learning 90% of the shit you need to know for actual trading

The chinks are the all time champions of Earth, its only been since we got em hooked on that dank opium that they've hit a slump.

Nigger I am 29 and investing for the first time in my life.

My interest is in running my own business but once I make money with my business, I know I have to invest it in something because inflation will eat it up if I don't.

I spend enough time working I don't want a part time job trading stocks as well. I just want a "set it and forget it" strategy that will pay off in 40 years when I retire.

>Nigger I am 29 and investing for the first time in my life.

I'm a 20 year old college student
Statistically, buying and hodling index funds tends to work out best for most people in the long term, but trading really isn't that hard to learn and doesn't have to take up a ton of time
I do it as a hobby

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Were going to break Shkreli out and develop super Fentanyl distribute it to the Chinese through Hong Kong, as for Europe we'll just step back and watch them kill each other like they've done once every 100 years throughout recorded history.

I actually have the crackpot fantasy that all the fentanyl coming from china is a sinister government dark op to recreate the conditions of the opium wars but reversed.

I honestly didn’t even realize there was another trade war against the eu.

Crackpot fantasy? That's literally what it is + money for arms manufacturing

>I do it as a hobby

But what kind of returns are you seeing?

VFIAX is the SP500 in Vanguard Mutual Fund form, its based. Continue to own that or VTSAX, only different is VTSAX adds in the bottom 20% or so of the US market, aka small cap companies, while VFIAX is obviously just the top 500

they both produce the same returns

What about Roth on top of a TSP?

Been sideways overall since I've mostly just been hodling GALT, though I have made other trades with varying success (WTR, VTGN, VSTM)
I'm holding GALT because I think it'll pay off quite a bit in the long term, tho

I started on June 21st 2018, and I am beating the market over that time period
ATH of 1548.19 (+40.74%), ATL of 938.77 (-14.66%)

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Futures are green again, trade war peace talks underway. Just buy everything.

You spend all this time in these threads for a 1.5k account?

Oh my god its the golden bull

id say buy deans but its already pumped beyond reason after hours

Any britfags use Share Center?

Yep, because I enjoy it

Bibi is claiming victory in Israel. We are going straight to the moon.

Frens?

I can’t tell if this effects my shares, I am bought through otc markets, still don’t fully get how otc works.

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Its probably time to buy AMD again
>when the market steals 2000 dollars from you on a whim
I cant even fix my mistake because I didn't make one and my predictions from last week are holding. If anything I need to hedge better but I can't now that I'm 2-3 grand poorer in my options gambling fund.
Fuck financial news websites for calling attention to the streak and fuck trump for shitposting at 6:45am.