Escort left me a negative review because i didn't go down on her. now others are refusing my booking requests

saving money & no mouth aids

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>Wait, you're paying her for her services and she gave you a negative review? How does that work?

Other escorts want to avoid creepy clients you retard, of course they rate you. Even fucking Uber rates passengers.

You fucked up, user

ayyyyyyyyyyy lmao

F

Did she have a dental dam at least?

These roasties making you use a condom and not have a dental dam is fucking bullshit
How did you review her?

Shouldn't you make her delete the review before you kill her? Or?

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What does it mean if they tell you not to look???

that's the uber for escorts, pls share this website user.

>eating some nasty hookers pussy
you did the right thing user, even if you took the negative review

he clearly said that, just not in that order

Hmm I'm not sure about that fren

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this

>eating out a hooker
Nigga wtf is wrong with you?

u gay

I have a feeling this is the start of something very pervasive and very awful.

Hahahah surely not real

Is there an Uber for escorts? Like verified STD test and all?

No he said that re read it

hiv doesn’t show in std tests for 6 months

yeah but you need a buddy to get you in otherwise its a pain in the ass. just go hang out at the local skatepark and look for the dude that skates but also makes good money. he's for sure in the system and can help refer you

Is that a depiction of you?

Lol, who the fuck uses dental dams? Just use some cling wrap if you're that paranoid.

>implying escort services kyc

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this is how i got my start user
clearly you've never been with legit escorts

and other boards look at Jow Forums as a medium-high IQ board...

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Escorts do background checks, will ask for your place of employment, and on occasion ask you to email them a blank message from your work email address to verify. They do KYC and potentially to blackmail you with it if you’re very rich or do something shady.

kek why would anyone agree to these supremely dangerous demands

>kek why would someone sign a contract that lets a woman take half of your stuff and children if she decides she doesn't want to give you sex anymore

>caring about apparent smartness of the board
Poser as fuck

its called a joke

i guess at least the autism of biz was right

>was just being retarded hurr

and you want them to know of our "high iq" why?

Imagine only having sex with escorts or thots meaning you have to wear a condom every time. On top of that you're circumcised with a dead dick from years of chronic masturbation. I bet most of you can't feel anything at all.

Thanks for proving my point, brainlet

>auditable

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Clown world.

imagine being such an incel that you have to resort to paying for sex.

This

They might be soon lad, strange times

when/if the lefties legalise it, they will

Change prostitutes service

Adultwork in the UK basically does have kyc, it's just not a proper system

>Escorts will only fuck you and take your money if you're at least a 7/10.

Holy fuck, permanent virgin forever. Can't even lose it to a prostitute.