>we want you to work saturdays too.
next week
>oy why are you 10% slower than usual ugah buga
Itt: god tier company tropes
Jonathan Phillips
Jeremiah Scott
Welcome to hell.
Brayden Cook
>can I have feature x
>actually I wanted feature y
Jackson Allen
>mandatory Saturday for the xth week in a row
>why are Saturdays production numbers so shit compared to every other day? You mean when employees have to work but managers aren't required too people do less? Your crazy
Christopher Myers
thats tame very tame. Atleast you can uphold the stupidity like a mirror infront of the customer. Unless you deal with boomers, of course.
Jack Sanders
imagine going to work, ON A FUCKING WEEKEND
AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
You wagies are amazing.
Isaac Wilson
I've spent months as a software dev building things only for the whole program to get thrown out because it turned out customers didn't want any of it and the business guys doing requirements gathering were tards.
Adrian Garcia
That's when you tell them they need to pay extra.
Robert Stewart
that's why you convert to judaism
Nathaniel Cox
>Be Monday
>Q1 review for the two sales VPs in the office coming up
>"user can you put together our quarterly analysis reports"
>"Sure I can have them to you by end of week"
>They think Excel pivot tables and vlookups is like rocket science so they say ok sounds reasonable
>Finish reports in like 3 hours each, make them look very nice / high effort and make sure all the numbers are correct
>Fuck around for the rest of the week online shopping or reading or working on my novel
Office jobs can be comfy as fuck.