Alpha office moves?

Alpha office moves?

I'm in an open plan, so regularly just walk around and let out huge ripping farts and let out a "ahhhh yeah" as I do it so people know it's me

Anything else I can do to assert my dominance?

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Based and no pants

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>call people by wrong name intentionally
>work out hard af but tell people that you don't
>accidentally drop coffee over someone right before a big meeting/presentation
>don't show up to bullshit meetings

>call people by wrong name intentionally
give everyone a stupid nickname too

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Never knew a thread could be so based.

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publicly apologize for your stupid mind games and make a conscious and transparent effort to better yourself and the people around you

What a beta cuck move

>call people by wrong name intentionally
>work out hard af but tell people that you don't
lmao I actually do both of these

>open plan

i keep hearing this term thrown around on this board. is it as bad as everyone says?

I sure hope not, we're moving into one next month.