Passive Income

I've been fucked over a little bit financially, by renting in an apartment and putting the bills in my name, I've learned my lesson.
I work two jobs as it stands one where I make 13 dollars and hour and one for tips where I bike tourist around town. I want to get out of my hole, and start investing, but first I wanna know.
What's the cheapest/most guaranteed way to generate passive income?

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ETFs
Im quite fond of the Vanguard ones

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I'm not gonna ask you to spoonfeed me, but I have no idea what those are. I'll do my own research, user. Thanks.

literally just google ETF.

It's what I did and I got the answer

Takes u less than 3 seconds unless your a gigantic faggot.

He was probably asking about who Vanguard was. Not ETFs solely.

This is why I recommend them, been holding since 2012

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Oh shit, this may be it, user. Thank you.

No problem homie, might be the only one here willing to actually inform people kek

investor.vanguard.com/etf/list#/etf/asset-class/month-end-returns

Okay so looking at this, I'm not sure which thing to invest in. I don't expect yall to give me this info for free, so I suppose I should research myself?

A shameful bump, to see if anyone has anymore good ideas for me, or information to share.

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bump.

Don't listen to the stock retards, they're in a market that hasn't been subject to real market forces for several decades now. Exchange Traded Funds are basically mutual funds in which you put money so you can get lower, but safer returns. The problem is that they're all propped up on debt and they're about to burn to the fucking ground. Don't put money in stocks right now, you're going to regret it. Get real assets. Crypto like btc/ltc, metals, arable land, that kind of stuff. Pretty much all paper assets are going to get wiped in the next 2 years and nobody knows for sure when. The expectation is that the shittornado hits us by the end of 2019.

What makes you say that exactly? Why are all of these gonna burn up?

i sleep

What is the reason crypto will go up the next few years?

Holy shit youre a fucking brainlet and a faggot if you think crypto is a safe financial bet. You deserve all of your losses. Land is the one thing I can agree on you with.

I wouldnt take anything he says seriously. Investment losses are financially tax refundable except for in cryptos case. ETFs are not propped by debt but instead are propped by total market performance. If we used the debt excuse, then the world would be propped by debt and there would be no reason to invest in anything because it all could pop.
I would just look for Vanguard ETF stocks on major trading platforms and ignore the site. The website isnt for the faint of heart.

I forgot to mention that, in the event of a total collapse, you are secured by the government safety net. Especially when it comes to property and investments. Unlike crypto which, if there is a sudden lack of tech functionality or your trading outposts/storages all shut down, there is no security and your losses are gone for good

Depending on your time frame, look into small cap growth funds/EFTs, more volatile = higher risk
but also larger returns

In what time frame would I see larger returns? And where would they come from? Selling the stock or from dividends?

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