Why Jow Forums's obsession with crypto?

Why do so many Jow Forumsfags complain about wagecucking and not "making it" when all they do is obsess over crypto? Why wagecuck and put all your savings into crypto?
Why not use your funds to:
>get into real estate
>invest in businesses
>start your own business
>begin savings
>invest in other stocks other than crypto, preferably with divedends
>educate yourself and acquire important skills people would pay for
etc. etc. etc.

This isn't for the people who do these, good on you. This is for the plentiful amount of anons that pour all their cash wagecucking into crypto, it's so sad to witness.
Why do you do it?

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Also, comment other ways funds could be more beneficial then fucking crypto

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unemployed neets with rich parents who's time would've been better spent actually working

they shill on this board because they're 1. bored and 2. needs to advance their pyramid scheme

cryptocurrencies are like like essential oils except for men

ill tell you why.
im 38, i lost money on all of those boomer fucking financial derivatives.
crypto was the only instance where i made money and i didnt get fucked and my stock didnt have to go +10% just to cover fees and other jewed tactics

Yeah and how are you doing now?
How much money did you even make off of cryto?

>get into real estate

at the top of the boomer bubble? are you fucking retarded

>invest in business's

what the fuck do you think crypto's are

>begin savings

the only point of money is to make more of it. Money sitting in a bank account getting less interest than inflation is a retarded place to keep your money.

>invest in stocks

stocks have dogshit returns compared to crypto, Mong

>its so sad to witness

yeah it must be sad witnessing people turn 50k into 3million in less than a month.

crypto is the only escape out of this slavery called money

Just think about it logically

>unemployed neets
>cryptocurrencies are like like essential oils except for men
That's what I've noticed. It's so slimy and lazy.

doing great, i only put $5k into crypto it is now over $30k despite this heavy bear trend

Have you withdrawn any cash?

yea, my initial $5k

>yeah it must be sad witnessing people turn 50k into 3million in less than a month.
Who? lol just who because we know it isn't you, or any other lazy tard on Jow Forums pissing money away on crypto. Few are making money off of it and very few are making good money off of it.

>crypto is the only escape out of this slavery called money
Is this your rationalize for it? Convinced crypto will get you out? lol

I'm honestly sick to death of all the crypto bullshit. It's a dead-end crab market that these idiots always obsess over thinking it's going to be the key to easy Fame and Fortune. Honestly that ship sunk back in January 2018.

I dont have Enough money to go back to school. Also I failed classes enough where they wont accept me into any worthwhile programs. I fucked everything up.

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>It's a dead-end
Essentially. It MAY still have a sliver of potential left, but the majority of the anons just hype it up based on cryptos boom and hope that it returns. A waste of an investment.

>real estate
need $100k liquid capital to do anything worthwhile

>invest in businesses
same need 20-50k

>start your own business
90% of these fail

>begin savings
Savings accounts lose to inflation every time

>invest in stocks other than crypto
I do this. I buy dividend stocks as well as medical stocks and weed stocks

>educate yourself and acquire important skills people would pay for
thats why I went to college and now taking online data science courses. but im a brainlet so this is taking me a while

Also not to mention that the majority of these crypto anons adopt the "get rich quick" mentality, confirming their fate as a wagecuck for life.

Newfag

that is my impression as well

they might as well be swingtrading, that way their money would actually work for something meaningful instead of hyping the tulip mania that is cryptocurrency

>they might as well be swingtrading
implying they can even analyze a graph if they're dumping into crypto lol

What do you study to get into data science?

Crypto has a very low financial barrier to entry. Its one of the only markets where you can make one solid moonshot investment and retire on what was once a couple grand. And that moonshot is pic related.

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if this is true crypto is the white manz lottery

even a broken clock is right two times a day

its basically gambling

>Its one of the only markets where you can make one solid moonshot investment and retire
Says who lol?
Yes it boomed in it's history and made some lucky investors very wealthy, but it's a reach to claim crypto still has that potential and that it has some sort of monopoly, among a few others, over stock booms, give me a break lol. You're just hoping.

>who

literally anyone who wasn't a complete retard with any decent sum of money could've easily made it last bullrun, there really is no excuse besides the fact that they are complete brainlets who didn't sell the top of an obvious bubble.

>convinced crypto will get you out

no im convinced by basic math of the % returns that can be accumulated in crypto. If you play the volatility correctly you will compound way higher % returns than any other market, and thus, mathematically the quickest way to get rich.

you've never turned 40k into 250k in a single trade before, have you user? do you know what its like making more than wageslaves can save up in years, in just a few days/weeks?

if you aren't convinced crypto can make you rich, you are a brainlet. If you are smart and follow the money you'll make it

I don't have enough money to buy a house, otherwise I would and open my own business in one. But I can't so I buy pieces of the upcoming new economic order. It's all the same until you make it.

Well if you prove it we would be more inclined to believe you

>turned 40k into 250k in a single trade before
Have you?