/smg/ - Stock Market General

she might even outlive me if they dont invent immortality soon edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
pastebin.com/mrSchZPg (embed)

List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
pastebin.com/y9PRQLR3 (embed)

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC (embed)

On the last Episode of /SMG/:

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Other urls found in this thread:

cnbc.com/video/2014/08/01/never-buy-stocks-on-margin-cramer.html
youtube.com/watch?v=6J9ayHYClw8
ams.usda.gov/mnreports/fvdtvmelon.pdf
twitter.com/AnonBabble

GE to $8.50
ACB to $15

APX

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God the weebs in this thread are the worst piles of garbage in the world

No shit. They need to stay in the Nikkei

>TFW we will not see 2900 for 3 years

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Why do you think TSLA moved it's earnings date forward by one week?

OK so I was ONE day off in my prediction of the big boom. Sorry about that.

But this just happened on my FTFT play
I started with 1k 33 days ago. Now almost at 3k

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don't care about the cars dumbass, just in it for the gains but random fucking shit news keeps cutting me

Early earnings date is either bullish or musk meta-bearish.

APLEL is looking good today boyos, there is still hope that i might be able to sell these calls in the green.

short gold long oil

Man I hate the rest of this board. Everybody gets their panties twisted over crypto moving 3 percent like the world is ending. I just can't take any of these faggots seriously

Did you sell?

feel free to leave us to our misery

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENS AND DRIP IS THE WAY TO MAKE IT AND THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED BUT IT SHOULD HAVE

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CAG golden bull

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lmaoing @ ICPT bagholders
ocaliva barely works and is toxic at high doses

Never understood DRIPfags

Sell me some USO puts then.

SURG

anyone think this could be a possible gubmint gib at some point? Still under a dollar and been on the upswing. Are people sleeping on it? Is it just going to turn to shit? Need speculation from more input. Stocktwits is not posting real time updates so it's hard to get different perspectives. That alone to me is a red flag but I've made worse decisions

>hodls 8k of HMNY currently valued at 3$

DRIP at discount, then sell into the market.

Fuck here come the FUD ARTICLES for aapl. Like clockwork.

>NEON RED
OH FUCK FUCK FUCK
oh komme Susser Todd!

Plz hurt me worse than this market, RKG. If it’s you it’s OK.

NUUUUUUU FDP NUUUUUUU
GREEN BEANS
WHY YOU DO THIS

What happened to WM? Seems like a good entry point.

It's still climbing today after opening and nobody is saying shit. I might need to email my SMG contacts about this shit.

>LPTX Red
I'm getting justed today across the board too

we want it to go to 25 to accumulate more

My brother's notes here say that when there is a sell off be net long in options because as vixy moves up so does the demand for options.

were you the one shilling FTFT or was it someone else?
whoever that person is: TY

I like days like this, where the market as a whole is sideways and you're only up if you picked right

welp never mind its starting to dip pretty quick looks like an exit strategy was put into place by bag hodlrs.

So yesterday I learned that Robinhood would actually give me margin up to my full account balance of 30k for . O5% daily interest. This is extremely dangerous. It was better when I thought I was limited to 2k.

Some time ago an user was sharing a google drive link to this guy's courses but my throwaway email didn't work.
Does anyone know where I can get them?

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cnbc.com/video/2014/08/01/never-buy-stocks-on-margin-cramer.html

3:03

>and when you pick up the phone and call your broker and tell them to buy or sell stock

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They just changed the way gold worked; it used to be tiered. They're also adding some other features.
I thought the interest was 5% yearly, paid daily
so not exactly 0.05% per day. 0.0137% per day

SURG
now its picking up again.
guys I'm scared what if I make money?

I may will buy back in if QQQ breaks 188. Will it actually happen tho?

>leverage
>debt
>for increased exposure in a wager
Margin seems like a bad idea deeeeesu
Epitome of degenerate gambling Seeeempaii

I fully agree that margin is retarded, I just thought it was funny that boomers actually call their broker on the phone

the fact that margin even exists is an indication of how addicted modern society is to debt

pseudo-intellectual zoomer comment

Debt is how (((they))) enslave us though. So, of course they market it hardcore.

RAD lol

Margin has been around for a while, but it has always been retarded

You filthy fucking zoomer. I bet you’ve never even seen a pager or used a fax machine.

What’s up with galt dropping almost 5%? I just bought more LPTX and I’m considering more VSTM as we approach 52 week lows. I fucking hate biotech I don’t know why I keep DCAing.

>What’s up with galt dropping almost 5%?

following XBI, it's just noise
if you don't like biotech, then just cut your losses and sell
don't dig yourself deeper if you don't like your investments

You would be surprised how many fax machines are still in use across the country.

Tell me everything you know about noise.

>I bet you’ve never even seen a pager or used a fax machine.

I actually haven't done either of those things

noise is caused by vibrations in the air

That’s the first bet I’ve gotten right all day.

I looked at xbi right after I posted. just haven’t won at all in biotech yet, and beginning to wonder if iron hands just mean my ship sinks faster.

Have some fucking vibrations.

youtube.com/watch?v=6J9ayHYClw8

ignorant faggot

DCAing to 0 please F

biotech is definitely tricky, and it requires more patience than you'd think
the idea is to buy in before a stock goes up on good news, not after, tho
biotech is inherently speculative, but all stocks are to some degree
you can increase your chances of success in biotech by doing DD on the science behind a biotech's drug candidates

just spent 5 minutes fishing for GALT options in RH
actually got one after like 2 dozen dark orders. fun

my brother's notes say once companies have to resort to hiring jannies and niggers to fulfill labor requirements outside of their pay grade it's time to find a pin to pop the bubble.

what options did you buy, out of curiosity

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

fake divbro is fake. today is based KO image

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Man AMD is blue balling me hard with this option. Thought I'd already be approaching the break even point.

I was placing orders on June and Coctober $4 and $5 calls. Start low (IE for the 4$ calls you obviously have to pay at least $1) and increase bids by 0.05 or 0.10. Of course I'm not going to over-pay, I just put the buys out there until I get to a conservative price. There are so few options that it doesn't really matter, it's just that most of them are invisible to RH.
Also when buying these low volume options it really is like a binary lottery ticket: of course I'm 99% not going to be able to sell the calls I got, I'm holding to exercise.

We'll see if any of the other calls get written for me through the day. but it does mean that a couple yang of my RH buying power are gone just because of their interface, until I go back and cancel all the lower orders

Is this some sort of REVERSE buy the rumor, sell the news?

Or is disney’s sell off going to be so intense they had to start it a day early?

Intredasting
There should be a catalyst or two out of them by June, so I think those calls will be profitable

I got a pending orders limitation and a timeout though, which is silly because I'm just fighting against their order-hiding UI. Oh well

They're pretty cheap options. We will see the thing about the $4 calls is that even if it falls to (for example) $4.50, I still get $50 on exercise. The option cost $110, so I would lose 55%, but the upside is pretty nice for a ~70 day play

Biotech: red
Fintech: red
Consumer Tech: red

Losing money in a bull market without shorts, options, vol plays, inverse ETFs: absolutely suicidal

It was a mistake, you are correct. 5% yearly, calculated daily and billed monthly.

YVR

GAMERS RISE UP

Fuck this red day bullshit

wait for the financials and incoming melt down that'll spiral starting tomorrow when the nigger loving kikes show their shekels aren't working as well as anticipated due to their frens at the fed fucking them left and their own greed and desire to take on more risk fucking them right. The incoming fucking kikery will be bloody, but beautiful, I hope you're long vega and delta negative.

what happens tomorrow

>Cuteposting this hard
Cute!
Baggy a cute!

Does anybody remember what happened to the Japanese investors?!? When the kikes couldn't convince people to support the ponzi with new buyers as individuals began to exit positions? The whole market traded volatility neutral and the Yen became nothing more than a place to harbor currency during times of global volatility. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, fuck niggers, fuck jannies, fuck people who want to cry that Israel is literally run by the kikes, and fuck you too.

Thanks to that one user bought NFLX 390C at 4.20 and now up to 5.30, shit is cash, saw when it dropped 3 bucks like he said he might be right so took the risk.

Same. Shit was looking good yesterday. Still got time tho.

How do you track investments and trades in Excel? Does anyone have a really functional and attractive and practical format or template?

Tesla in 270 range, during the last 52 weeks that was only the case for 4 weeks in total and 3 consecutive weeks. I'm strangely tempted to buy, help me anons

Are you a nigger, or just retarded?

Just buy it nya

I want to buy more NMR, same boat I think

Danny, you know they don't publicly trade Chicken Companies, Rims and Watermelon Futures.

You the same user that went in with me? Yeah I'm not worried at all since we are teasing 28 already. Hopefully trump doesn't fuck with the market more

Neither...my girlfriend is black and works at Fidelity though. Can you suggest a sexy spreadsheet template for me now Danny boi?

>girlfriend
You know how I know this is a larp?

>Chicken Companies, Rims and Watermelon Futures
TSN
TWI
ams.usda.gov/mnreports/fvdtvmelon.pdf

Don't you fucking love the market too?

>having a gf is seen as unbelievable
The absolute state of /smg/

I just piggybacked off what you guys were saying. Getting my feet wet with option trading here.

If you haven't read this book you're never gonna make it.

Nah I'm the user that went in. Waiting on the moon

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>wtf I'm Long for Kwanzaa now!

Based. I'm a bit more bullish i think on AMD I guess, I bought 27.50calls, but I feel like the dip is super temporary personally.

WHAT THE FUCK

>everything red in this /bullmarket/

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buy dividend stocks ... or else

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recession is here

How to day trade?

buy high sell low

I have a majority of my shares in Disney right now and I'm planning on selling after endgame results.

Should I hold to disney+ or nah?

...

i don't know it's only 2 boomers who retired, if we get anymore irate individuals who just want to say pic related, it's going to encumber the MMs who will end up starting a rouge wave of volatility as demand for hedging and sleeping easy increases during the uhhh period of opportunity for difficult decisions to be made. These will impact those individuals who have chosen a path which includes the desire to learn, continuous self improvement, periodical evaluations from impartial eyes and shrewd judgement, and the most important thing is to stay true to ones own convictions, goals and desires. So just fucking sell it, buy it, hedge it, bring it on, delta neutral and long some fucking volatility to unload upon a higher demand.