she might even outlive me if they dont invent immortality soon edition
Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.
don't care about the cars dumbass, just in it for the gains but random fucking shit news keeps cutting me
Kayden Thompson
Early earnings date is either bullish or musk meta-bearish.
Jaxon Hernandez
APLEL is looking good today boyos, there is still hope that i might be able to sell these calls in the green.
Daniel Morris
short gold long oil
Christian Adams
Man I hate the rest of this board. Everybody gets their panties twisted over crypto moving 3 percent like the world is ending. I just can't take any of these faggots seriously
Blake Jenkins
Did you sell?
Jackson Murphy
feel free to leave us to our misery
Jaxon Mitchell
THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FRENS AND DRIP IS THE WAY TO MAKE IT AND THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED BUT IT SHOULD HAVE
lmaoing @ ICPT bagholders ocaliva barely works and is toxic at high doses
William Perez
Never understood DRIPfags
Parker Gomez
Sell me some USO puts then.
Jason Reed
SURG
anyone think this could be a possible gubmint gib at some point? Still under a dollar and been on the upswing. Are people sleeping on it? Is it just going to turn to shit? Need speculation from more input. Stocktwits is not posting real time updates so it's hard to get different perspectives. That alone to me is a red flag but I've made worse decisions
>hodls 8k of HMNY currently valued at 3$
Jaxon Jackson
DRIP at discount, then sell into the market.
Brayden Watson
Fuck here come the FUD ARTICLES for aapl. Like clockwork.
Camden Ramirez
>NEON RED OH FUCK FUCK FUCK oh komme Susser Todd!
Plz hurt me worse than this market, RKG. If it’s you it’s OK.
Julian Nelson
NUUUUUUU FDP NUUUUUUU GREEN BEANS WHY YOU DO THIS
Nolan Baker
What happened to WM? Seems like a good entry point.
Colton Morris
It's still climbing today after opening and nobody is saying shit. I might need to email my SMG contacts about this shit.
Jacob Rodriguez
>LPTX Red I'm getting justed today across the board too
Luis Lee
we want it to go to 25 to accumulate more
Gabriel Lee
My brother's notes here say that when there is a sell off be net long in options because as vixy moves up so does the demand for options.
Oliver Foster
were you the one shilling FTFT or was it someone else? whoever that person is: TY
I like days like this, where the market as a whole is sideways and you're only up if you picked right
Justin Ramirez
welp never mind its starting to dip pretty quick looks like an exit strategy was put into place by bag hodlrs.
Colton Brown
So yesterday I learned that Robinhood would actually give me margin up to my full account balance of 30k for . O5% daily interest. This is extremely dangerous. It was better when I thought I was limited to 2k.
Cameron Russell
Some time ago an user was sharing a google drive link to this guy's courses but my throwaway email didn't work. Does anyone know where I can get them?
They just changed the way gold worked; it used to be tiered. They're also adding some other features. I thought the interest was 5% yearly, paid daily so not exactly 0.05% per day. 0.0137% per day
Nolan Cooper
SURG now its picking up again. guys I'm scared what if I make money?
Grayson Williams
I may will buy back in if QQQ breaks 188. Will it actually happen tho?
David Foster
>leverage >debt >for increased exposure in a wager Margin seems like a bad idea deeeeesu Epitome of degenerate gambling Seeeempaii
Kevin Nelson
I fully agree that margin is retarded, I just thought it was funny that boomers actually call their broker on the phone
Kevin Butler
the fact that margin even exists is an indication of how addicted modern society is to debt
Chase Gutierrez
pseudo-intellectual zoomer comment
Joshua Sullivan
Debt is how (((they))) enslave us though. So, of course they market it hardcore.
Nathaniel Sanders
RAD lol
Eli Adams
Margin has been around for a while, but it has always been retarded
Bentley Price
You filthy fucking zoomer. I bet you’ve never even seen a pager or used a fax machine.
What’s up with galt dropping almost 5%? I just bought more LPTX and I’m considering more VSTM as we approach 52 week lows. I fucking hate biotech I don’t know why I keep DCAing.
Brody Butler
>What’s up with galt dropping almost 5%?
following XBI, it's just noise if you don't like biotech, then just cut your losses and sell don't dig yourself deeper if you don't like your investments
Parker Stewart
You would be surprised how many fax machines are still in use across the country.
Carson Walker
Tell me everything you know about noise.
Nolan Price
>I bet you’ve never even seen a pager or used a fax machine.
I actually haven't done either of those things
Aaron Cox
noise is caused by vibrations in the air
Lucas Perez
That’s the first bet I’ve gotten right all day.
I looked at xbi right after I posted. just haven’t won at all in biotech yet, and beginning to wonder if iron hands just mean my ship sinks faster.
biotech is definitely tricky, and it requires more patience than you'd think the idea is to buy in before a stock goes up on good news, not after, tho biotech is inherently speculative, but all stocks are to some degree you can increase your chances of success in biotech by doing DD on the science behind a biotech's drug candidates
Hudson King
just spent 5 minutes fishing for GALT options in RH actually got one after like 2 dozen dark orders. fun
Samuel Evans
my brother's notes say once companies have to resort to hiring jannies and niggers to fulfill labor requirements outside of their pay grade it's time to find a pin to pop the bubble.
Man AMD is blue balling me hard with this option. Thought I'd already be approaching the break even point.
Mason Lewis
I was placing orders on June and Coctober $4 and $5 calls. Start low (IE for the 4$ calls you obviously have to pay at least $1) and increase bids by 0.05 or 0.10. Of course I'm not going to over-pay, I just put the buys out there until I get to a conservative price. There are so few options that it doesn't really matter, it's just that most of them are invisible to RH. Also when buying these low volume options it really is like a binary lottery ticket: of course I'm 99% not going to be able to sell the calls I got, I'm holding to exercise.
We'll see if any of the other calls get written for me through the day. but it does mean that a couple yang of my RH buying power are gone just because of their interface, until I go back and cancel all the lower orders
Blake Walker
Is this some sort of REVERSE buy the rumor, sell the news?
Or is disney’s sell off going to be so intense they had to start it a day early?
Nicholas Young
Intredasting There should be a catalyst or two out of them by June, so I think those calls will be profitable
Elijah Robinson
I got a pending orders limitation and a timeout though, which is silly because I'm just fighting against their order-hiding UI. Oh well
They're pretty cheap options. We will see the thing about the $4 calls is that even if it falls to (for example) $4.50, I still get $50 on exercise. The option cost $110, so I would lose 55%, but the upside is pretty nice for a ~70 day play
Noah Ramirez
Biotech: red Fintech: red Consumer Tech: red
Losing money in a bull market without shorts, options, vol plays, inverse ETFs: absolutely suicidal
Nicholas Hughes
It was a mistake, you are correct. 5% yearly, calculated daily and billed monthly.
Grayson Butler
YVR
GAMERS RISE UP
Kevin Barnes
Fuck this red day bullshit
Owen Morris
wait for the financials and incoming melt down that'll spiral starting tomorrow when the nigger loving kikes show their shekels aren't working as well as anticipated due to their frens at the fed fucking them left and their own greed and desire to take on more risk fucking them right. The incoming fucking kikery will be bloody, but beautiful, I hope you're long vega and delta negative.
Nathan Garcia
what happens tomorrow
James Adams
>Cuteposting this hard Cute! Baggy a cute!
Blake Sullivan
Does anybody remember what happened to the Japanese investors?!? When the kikes couldn't convince people to support the ponzi with new buyers as individuals began to exit positions? The whole market traded volatility neutral and the Yen became nothing more than a place to harbor currency during times of global volatility. Now that the shoe is on the other foot, fuck niggers, fuck jannies, fuck people who want to cry that Israel is literally run by the kikes, and fuck you too.
Angel Watson
Thanks to that one user bought NFLX 390C at 4.20 and now up to 5.30, shit is cash, saw when it dropped 3 bucks like he said he might be right so took the risk.
Brayden Gomez
Same. Shit was looking good yesterday. Still got time tho.
Christopher Foster
How do you track investments and trades in Excel? Does anyone have a really functional and attractive and practical format or template?
Jeremiah Nguyen
Tesla in 270 range, during the last 52 weeks that was only the case for 4 weeks in total and 3 consecutive weeks. I'm strangely tempted to buy, help me anons
Henry Miller
Are you a nigger, or just retarded?
Christopher Nelson
Just buy it nya
David Clark
I want to buy more NMR, same boat I think
Joshua Richardson
Danny, you know they don't publicly trade Chicken Companies, Rims and Watermelon Futures.
John Brown
You the same user that went in with me? Yeah I'm not worried at all since we are teasing 28 already. Hopefully trump doesn't fuck with the market more
Isaac Rogers
Neither...my girlfriend is black and works at Fidelity though. Can you suggest a sexy spreadsheet template for me now Danny boi?
I have a majority of my shares in Disney right now and I'm planning on selling after endgame results.
Should I hold to disney+ or nah?
Dominic Stewart
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Luke Peterson
i don't know it's only 2 boomers who retired, if we get anymore irate individuals who just want to say pic related, it's going to encumber the MMs who will end up starting a rouge wave of volatility as demand for hedging and sleeping easy increases during the uhhh period of opportunity for difficult decisions to be made. These will impact those individuals who have chosen a path which includes the desire to learn, continuous self improvement, periodical evaluations from impartial eyes and shrewd judgement, and the most important thing is to stay true to ones own convictions, goals and desires. So just fucking sell it, buy it, hedge it, bring it on, delta neutral and long some fucking volatility to unload upon a higher demand.