>stressed out at work
>fapped in a toilet cubicle
>felt instantly satisfied, stress free
>carried on with work with more focus
>100% natural - no drugs, cigarettes, adderall, nootropics or other gay autistic shit
have you taken the /workfap/ pill anons?
Fapping destroys you. Notice how you felt relief after? Means that you’re dependent on it to feel good. You’re playing on a slippery slope. Be careful user
I jizz on a piece of those thick foldable paper towel then put it back on top of the stack
>it’s just a prank bro
All the time. It started at uni when I did my thesis. I make sure to save at least one in the tank for my wife though, can't be selfish.
>t. semen retention COPE
>he's still fucking his wife
Not gonna make it
Nofap faggot detected.
Wait.... Masterbation feels good????
What will happen to me without thick cream in my balls!?!?
you are so retarded lmao, it's like saying that a satisfying meal is bad because it's additctive and you're dependant on food.
Go back to r/nofap you stupid cuck
OP is totally right, instead of blueballing yourself like a retard and letting sudden urges distract you, you address the problem go fap, 10 minutes and you're done, ready to focus on important things, but no fap retards think they will all achieve superhuman powers by restraining from biological needs
maybe degen porn is bad, but nofap is literally the definition of bro science
Penis touching homo detected
One time I jerked off at work and I tried really hard to be silent but somehow some dude was waiting outside of it and heard me and called someone and told them there was a guy masturbating in the bathroom. Nothing happened from it but since then I don't do it unless I work night shift and no ones around. Also 9/10 you will be jerking it and then some fat fuck will come in and fucking drop a huge dump and fart a ton in the toilet next to you.
I started /nocum/, meaning I still jerk off but I don't let myself cum. Makes me feel so much better without being addictive or making a mess (fuck having to clean semen droplets all the time from clothes).
Am I not red pilled? Am I faggot because I fuck my wife. Shit, I need to stop immediately
Masturbation should only be done as a supplement to regular sex. Otherwise, you're only damaging yourself mentally and prolonging your virgin/incel status.
And I bet you fap again once you go home. What a sad existence.
ive heard this argument before. some guys dont fap because they think its gay because fapping is like giving a handjob.
It's stupid argument on the edge of definition of words. Personally, I just use it when someone is retardedly bashing on NoFap, which served me well.
semen retention is legit. i like to go 3 days without fapping then when i do its like a geyser.
Absolutely based and redpilled
>muh virgin
>muh incel
you have to go back
>Don't fap for 2 weeks
>go to prostitute
>tell her she'll swallow
>cumming in her mouth
>it doesn't end
>Escort visibly shocked, guffaws in disbelief
>swallows the fat load heavily
"man must release his seed" says so in the bible.
Enjoy your prostate cancer you weak-willed queer.
better to feel good on paying shekelsbergestein mansion, nofap makes you achieve more for him
Notice how you felt relief after drinking water, be careful. Slippery sloppppy
>implying giga-chad doesn't endorse nofap
>Not fapping
>weak-willed
>food analogy
>masturbation is so essential to me, that I compare it to an essential foodstuff
This is your brain on masturbation
I seriously doubt you ever work at all, seriously it's harder to get up in the morning to wageslave than nofap, i could easily nofap for the rest of my life if it meant that i don't have to work at all
>beverage analogy
epic
You faggots literally cannot limit yourselves, you're like former alcoholics who think booze is the devil because they couldn't control themselves.
Lmao can tell you guys are all incel faggots. I never said anything about not busting nuts. Fapping is what sorry people do. Why fap when you have a girl to fuck? Oh wait lmfao you guys are all losers
You're rambling sweety. You seem dehydrated from excessive self-rape - drink some water please.
Are you an alien? Sex is so deeply engraved into us humans that it is something we need as good as daily. I hope they breed this shit out of humanity in future generations with planned child production so the people can free of this curse from animalistic remains.
>literally cannot limit yourselves
>NoFap
>cannot limit yourselves
>being willfully oblivious to reality in front of him because of his body defending his addiction.
You're doing this dumb shit because you masturbated so much it was having a negative effect on your life. Normal people don't jerk off that much.
>Sex is so deeply engraved into us humans
Not sex, reproduction. Sex was never an end in itself until the invention of unnatural contraception.
>BBB w a hooker
Enjoy your herpies retard
i haven't jacked off in around 8-10 days, can't even remember because I just randomly decided to stop. Pretty fucking easy to stop looking at porn. Can't say I feel amazing but holy fuck am I irritable. Been picking fights with people over the stupidest shit - road rage, telemarketers, etc. I feel like an asshole.
I like my candles BBW
Going to the gym is also dumb given that logic, because being a weak shit had a negative effect on ones life. Hell, normal people are able to indulge in heroin responsibly.
Just appending the word "dumb" to something doesn't form an argument sweety.
So you a ton of kids then right? If not, you're: 1. Not having sex 2. Using contraception (sex is having the same effect as masturbation in this situation) 3. A massive homo
Been doing it for 4 months now with no problems. Cope harder
Did nofap for almost a year. Nothing happened.
Only those with perfect genes should reproduce, degenerate.
I'm not the one making retarded arguments in non-reproductive sex being natural to the point of having to do it daily.
>b...but muh blue balls
Addiction
>compares fapping to water
>thinks he's not addicted AS FUCK
You think fucking prostitutes is better for you health wise than masturbating? You're fucking retarded.
How did you escape if the dude was outside your stall?
>acting as though not attending to a bodily need will make you a slave to that need
>Not sex, reproduction. Sex was never an end in itself until the invention of unnatural contraception.
Are you kidding me? Do you even know what the fuck happened in the valectorian era? holy shit your a brainlet
Fuck yes, at least you interact with live people while doing it. Enjoy your accommodation to furry gay porn and see where it gets you in life.
Good, good. Harness that masculine energy.
Quit projecting you fag
Renounce the flesh. Temper your desire. Do this and you will know peace.
Not watching porn, so don't know how one can call it projection. Are you projecting your projective tendencies little porn watching cuckold? Do you enjoy looking at men fucking women in front of you?
The biggest no fap guy in this thread is fucking prostitutes, he is a bigger slave to his sexual needs than most.
you mean the desire to convince people that your life choices are meaningful and absolutely right like not fapping? post your wallet
I agree, that's quite degenerate.
When you imagine someone masturbating (which you do a lot because you're gay) you imagine them being gross degenerates because you're a gross degenerate.
Flesh and slavepilled.
>thinks wealth makes right
Your brain rot to the point of being incapable of assessing arguments on their own merits. It's just another masturbation addiction victim ladies and gentlemen.
>need
What an addict. There's no need. It's just habit and that makes breaking it hard because you already trained it for years.
Some vivid sceneries you are able to recall there. Must still be fresh in your mind. Please refrain of posting your smut news, it's obviously disgusting.
Have jerked off at work 100+ times, easily. Single-use bathroom, a great wifi connection, and leaving me alone in the office for 10+ hours essentially guaranteed I would beat off eventually.
If you are a stoic, you better be religious, because if you aren't then you are just being played around by people who literally don't care about your beliefs (you may even be played into Nofap so you can focus on something you seemingly can control instead of realizing the actual truth of society of the powers that be), the only reason to stop fapping or whatever sex oriented thing is if you believe in trascendence and God will
If you believe not fapping will give you meaning then it's literally your opinion, whatever makes you sleep at night
You literally made a post about how big of a load you busted in a whores mouth.