How do I profit off this?
MIT Scientist Invented a Soft Robot Hand
>a soft robot hand
I think you mean a soft robot anus
>Rips your dick off
all it does is pull some mesh thats threaded through fabric
Sell to gamers so they can jerk off while playing vidya
keked.
Become a university researcher obviously
partially inflating and deflating a balloon? really, is this the best they have? gay
>use soft robot hands in hug machine
>sell to lonely people
>pocket well-earned cash
>make the world a slightly better place
This.
A hug booth with soft-medium and hard settings would unironically kill it in malls and other public settings.
Between pure novelty and media fluff piece / curiosity hype you'd be swimming in cash. Then, be able dump the business on late adopting franchisees before they know it's too late.
Do it, user.... I believe in you.