NO LARP. THIS IS IT

Price?

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When does it begin

>bought 100 link
>didn't pump to 1000$ eoy
>fell for the meme
GIVE ME BACK MY 20$ YOU GUYS TOLD ME I WAS GONNA MAKE IT
youtube.com/watch?v=4hR4rDbJPM4

in 98 minutes. A medium article of a partner.
Well, it depends on how fast Adelyn retweets. It's the kind of partner with a twitter that is not followed by cryptomoonboys or similar. But the outreach will be massive.

I wanna believe, I just wanna see $1 link already

it began when you enrolled.

Larps gonna larp

>I am from the future
>please be real

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like clock work market has a rebound and the shill threads pop up.

WE are still going down you shitlords. Look at the rsi on btc for the daily. Its still over bought

weewooweewooo this is the larp police, put the keyboard down and nobody has to get hurt today son.

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Tell me more mr bigmac

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Literally shorted 100x after reading this post. Proof coming

oh sweet summer child...

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Nice GIF

I can tell who you are in every thread because you keep posting about rsi like some normie. Bitcoin rsi has stayed above 90 for months in a row before and you think at these levels it can’t go up? Go look at any fucking stock chart ever and you’ll find plenty of examples with even less volatile assets that show you why rsi is not a perfect trading tool. You have around a 50% chance of being correct. It’s either going up or down from here. That’s why billionaire hedge fund managers still sometimes go bankrupt in a single year. This shit is all gambling, shut the fuck up about rsi and every TA loser can literally get ass raped it’s fucking crystal ball tarot tier trash.

Let's just say the chimmy chonga doesn't fall too far from the submarine.

Thanks fren.

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>Tfw for a second I honestly considered making a deposit on coinbase after reading this post.

>digitaljournal.com/pr/4209685?noredir=1

Massive aerospace and defence announcement to come.
Strap the fuck in.

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wow you're so smart. we are on Jow Forums at the same time and you saw me post the same thing 2 min ago in another thread.You're such a detective.

Based

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I need this guys

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That's a bold prediction you make there cotton, let's see if it pays off.

Grumthrop Norman, at long last.

the thread will be dead in 98 min.

those gifs are flawless. OP speaks the truth.

I can’t trust you

I don’t believe anymore

You hurt me

Now I’m alone, curled on the floor

I was pretty

Now I’m stinky

You’re a liar

Little Linky

The pain cuts so deep

The pain cuts too deep

The end

Alright, I'm postponing my plan for 7 days.

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I was so pretty
Now I am a stinky boy
Stinky Link haiku

Where does it say anything about an announcement today?

>CTRL-F : chainlink
>phrase not found

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The frogs are so mean
They call me a dumb nigger
Stinky Link Haiku

Pee pee poo poo pee
Pee poo poo pee pee poo poo
Pee pee poo poo pee

yoooooOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Sergey Nazarov
Makes my wiener stand up tall
Stinky Link Haiku

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All in link user?
You deffo gonna make it.
Clever boy, user.

Serger coffee NO!
Putting aside a blow
SWIFT men know

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Wailing NEETs
No announcements of announcements
Weep and cry

we've known about this event for weeks now, what are you suggesting?

no need to larp people. The TA is super simple, I came on here yesterday and made a thread about how we are simultaneously testing the strong 10K sat support level as well as the upward trendline that has been forming since august. We wicked below both but on the daily we closed above it. We probably rally hard from here, continuing what had been a giant bull flag on the weekly until bitcoin had a bowel movement.

Why the fuck you idiots keep talking about TA? TA Is literally saying we are going to 7k sats on Chainlink, and 40Cents USD.

Either some news gets dropped and the project gets hype or we're going to lose 20% or more very soon here

I got a bj from my friends mom when I was 15. She was fast and ugly though but it was still pretty cool. She swallowed.

Well...

All women are whores.

Calling for larp secretly hoping he is not.

Yup another friend got one too after me. Her son was in the next room totally clueless.

Mr bigmac lied to me arghhfjhfhfgjf REEEEEEEEEEEE

Daily reminder that was a meme making fun of how delusional linkies actually are and that I actually posted it and subsequently all of you quoting $1K EOY are fucking retarded.

thats right faggots. i posted the seven 7's
and all of you are delusional newfags who are never going to make it
because LINK will never be worth more than a cup of coffee

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Seriously though, how bigs your stack

didn't you read the OP? Dude is from the future. Cope.

i think chainlink is nothing but a big scam.

sergey has 350.000.000 link token and rumours are he is selling about a million of these per month to finance his bigmac addiction.
you cannot have bigmac addicts running as your CEO. you just can not. it would be good if adelyn sends him to the rehabilitation course, otherwise he will ruin his liver if he keeps eating at this pace.

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Lmao linkies eternally btfo. I can’t believe there are people still shilling this shitcoin. I saw somewhere that it was actually sergey and team that started the whole chainlink thing on Jow Forums. They created all these memes larps etc. just look at the quality of some of these memes

i was in this thread. it wasnt (you) unless you can confirm the following. the post following yours, what meme did it have?

I sage for my Links
Cucking my freedom daily
Stinky Link Haiku

Green text?

ids you faggot

There once was a man, so adorable
His impact on biz was historical
He’s call you all gay
And then he would say
He will decentralize your oracle

>I saw somewhere that it was actually sergey and team that started the whole chainlink thing on Jow Forums

That would make him a genius, in my eyes. If I were to say Chainlink have created nothing whatsoever, I would be telling the truth. Sergey sold an idea and the mindless masses bought it. I did hear that Sergey majored in Psychology. The degree was worth every cent because it taught him that the majority of people are retarded, so he decided to take their money. Really impressive.

Theoretically we’re all cheese
We pay too much for our food fees
Why should I buy foods?
Surrounded by dudes
NO NO! SERGEY DONT EAT ME PLEASE!

Pls make a new thread with all of these, very nice stuff

Cringe.

>Be me 15yo
>3 of us hanging at friends house
>Always hang out there because his mom is degenerate who let's us smoke weed
>She makes me a screwdriver because I have weed and she wants to smoke.
>Me and friend go to her room to smoke. Her son was too busy talking to his gf on the phone in his room.
>We're high and drunk and start taking about porn
>She puts some porn on
>I was a little out of it but apparently my friend asked her about sucking dick
>She likes it and offers to blow us
>I go first since it was my weed
>Friend sits there waits his turn
>Literally my first bj. Felt pretty great.
>She swallowed my cum
>I said I got to GTFO now and she laughed
>Go to friends room where he's still on the phone
>"What were y'all doing in there?"
>"Oh nothin, chillin"
>She's giving me funny eyes the next day and cracking subtle jokes in front of her son.
>The other kid told everybody about it, I didn't say shit
>Avoided her son from then on. Didn't want him to kick my ass if it got back to him.

user said my poems are all cringe
The hurt burned way more than a singe
But what can I say?
Perhaps I am gay
And living my life on the fringe

Thanks user

Those are some very pretty digits
My penis is small like a midget
Better yet, a gnome
Here’s a thread for poems: Bump it before so start to fidget