>always take shits at work
>10 minute bathroom break every hour
>never come early, never stay late
>do the bare minimum to not get fired
>eat as much as possible at company events
>always charge phone at work
ITT we share our coping wagie strategies
Carson Martin
Other urls found in this thread:
bitcointalk.org
youtu.be
twitter.com
Eli Torres
you're fired
Owen Sullivan
pay the severance bitch
Jonathan Hughes
>If you know the days going to be more stressful than usual down a bottle of cough syrup (for experienced psychonauts only.
>if you work at a restaurant eat everything you touch and call it quality control
>promise yourself tomorrow will be different
Caleb Phillips
>eat as much as possible at company events
idk why this got me but I know the feel
Blake Evans
>out work and out perform everyone around me
>take less days off
>face the challenges that present themselves to me head on
>outgrow my current situation in life
Ethan Lee
>promise yourself tomorrow will be different
That's sad user.
If you need to wage, at least, do something you like.
I learned Python during my current job. At first, they didn't want it. So I do it anyway. Now, they still don't like that I have learnt that. But they use the code I make so they c'est blame me.
So 1h êr day I was doing what I wanted, isn't it good?
Juan Reed
steal toilet paper at work and bring home
Benjamin Kelly
Only niggers steal from comany time. Cope with that niggerfag.
Joshua Stewart
>do a lot of work i enjoy
>be good at it
>be the only one who can do it