No matter how much money you have, you'll never be like this guy

He's going to live like a king in his prime. Absolute god mode.

Gonna be hard tho when he gets old and has to drag that frame around, imagine how hard his heart has to work.

>not the other way around
Kek, loser.

You don't understand you just gotta inject that shit straight into your dick

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>imagine how hard his heart has to work.
What if I told you his heart is proportional to his body?

You have not researched hgh, hgh makes everything grow. Just don’t abuse it or you’ll end up with massive bowels and look pregnant. (pic related)

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Everyone who doesn't want to be that guy is just braindead. You're pretty much getting everything you want just be existing if you have such a presence.

where is this picture of satoshi from?
actually he looks like your stereotypical boomer audiophile minus the aloha button up

he was on jre

Why would i want to be a white male and have to live in the black man’s shadow? White girls don’t date inside their race

>he doesn't know

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que?
The fuck u on about??

Imagine the SMELL

Unironically not jelly. When you have physical traits that stand out too much people define your whole personhood as that and only that.

i would fucking hate to be this guy

Look how fucking weird his joints look. I’m 6’4” and I feel fucking bad for this guy.

what a fucking beta lmao i bet that guys never even seen a bare vagine in his life

His frame and way he walks is just weird and awkward, doesn't even look good. Guy looks insecure as shit too.

Bet the 5"11 wigger to the left of him slays 10x as many chicks.

Jellyyyyy...

watch the video. Within just a few min of standing there the dude is swarmed repeatedly by hot dutch chicks. One tried hanging off his arm and literally had an orgasm on camera

ok? nothing i can really do about changing my height. please don't infect Jow Forums with Jow Forums mental illness.

>implying he isn't
>implying you aren't a fat jealous khiv neet

>implying that it isn't a girl

>he doesn't have an inferiority complex that he makes up for through accumulating wealth and power
>he thinks he's going to make it

show me some billionaires that are 7 feet tall

Micheal Jordan nearly makes it - but hes 6'6

>that mire from the black guy at the end

>Search Results
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Impact of height and weight on life span. ... Men of height 175.3 cm or less lived an average of 4.95 years longer than those of height over 175.3 cm, while men of height 170.2 cm or less lived 7.46 years longer than those of at least 182.9 cm.

youtu.be/ggzqTpNFJTc?t=117
This is the guy walking through a grocery store. Literally every woman in the place is creaming on sight.

>implying everyone isn't just looking at him because he's a circus freak like the 5'9" manlet at 2:54

by the way he's moving you see that he'd have no chance against a tiny agile shinobi manlet like Sekiro

>only 7 foot

this kid is even taller, he's a 7'7" high school basketball player

just look at him, i bet women start orgasming as soon as he walks into a room and he slays pussy wherever he goes

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go join a fraternity if female attention matters that much to you.

>not having a neck longer than the basketball
never gonna make it

>that hover on the girl
lmao what a dork

/ourguy/ after all

underrated

i don't want to be this freak, man

felt like this when i was in india last year, not a good feel and you really shouldn't care what other people think about you

ehh, doesn't really work like that

pictures with him standing next to small/average people really do make him look bigger

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I already have simmilar fashion sense but better hair and a cool moustache, so that guy's status would be a downgrade for me.

Dudes been whoring out his length for years with bodybuilding expos and now even trying to become an actor.

Just hope for him that hes a grower

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Fuck that, you'd need to be making some serious coin just to get enough food to keep that physique.

>trying to function in a society built for the average human as anything but the average human
even if he made it the crushing weight of everyone else will pull him down

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hes already dead of heart failure

He eats even more than pro bodybuilders and takes the same if not more steroids, yet...

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better to rule in hell than serve in heaven, fuck that. i don't want to be chad's clean up crew. there's very little nerds have a right to look down on but the pudgy "funny" guy in the fraternity will forever be one of them.

Quit it with the porn, I'm serious fren

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>5'11"
Gets me every time

Can’t even walk normally, can see those knees buckling underneath his ratty looking jeans

Don't even want to be this guy in particular, that cocaine poker chad seems to be having much more fun, the game of thorns mad lad has much comfier powerstrength and the average amish man has much better reproductive fitness.
If you gonna want to be someone other than yourself, at least optimise.

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Imagine being this insecure

Bro... imagine like 10,000 years ago you see this motherfucker with his tribe stood on the opposite end of the field as you and your tribe just as you're about to war over land and this absolute unit locks eyes with you and raises his club up at you...

Then, my nigger, remember your ancestors actually LIVED THROUGH THAT and survived and that's how you're here. One of your ancestors probably fucked up a giant motherfucker like this and was the tribe bad motherfucker for a while

Link

in that moment you now you made a mistake

know*

>Smirfnor, we know you are only 5’11”, but you must take on Grog the Tall. He has singled you out.

AAAAAAAA

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fucking kek

youtu.be/Sq-uMIZGETs

Giant freak being followed around by entourage and camera crew.

OMG WHY IS HE GETTING SO MUCH ATTENTION!? Women don't give a shit about looks but that perceived status will make them stop and stare.

humans hunted mammoths to extinction by being absolutely dirty and out maneuvering as hell, weapons and numbers make all the difference in that context

I don’t give a flying fuck

MJ is actually 6’4.5”. 6’6” with shoes.

Yes you do you son of a bitch

Lmao look at that tiny negro

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They had bow and arrows back then, it was probably actually beneficial to be smaller and less of a target.

>X leg shape
>you'll never be like this guy
thank GOD

Why do you think porn has like 4 hung black actors? Shit is not common, i love bbc is a stereotype. Imagine all the disspointment out there, wish i had pic of the girls face lmao

Why do you have this picture saved on your computer?

And they lived all that just to produce you.
Hope you feel good about yourself user. Don't let your ancestors down

>He didn't see the down low nigger on the right snapping his neck to get a second look at this Aryan übermensch

lol no, they had axes and all sorts of hand to hand combat weapons. Check this out, you'll find it cool:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tollense_valley_battlefield

Did you even read it? Says they found a shitload of arrowheads...

"Spears, clubs, swords, knives, sickles and arrows were used during the battle. "
Yeah of course they had arrows, but being tiny will not exactly help you when fighting with spears, clubs, swords, knives and sickles.

I didn't say tiny, just smaller than the fucking giant. It doesn't take a genius to aim for the huge guy. If you stand out you're a target.

>humans hunted mammoths to extinction
That's just a misanthropist myth. No proof this ever happened.

That's fine at least I'll have money and bitches.

A giant of that size would be able to wear an impressive set of armour. No arrow could pierce it. You’d have to aim for the slits at the joints which would be a very difficult target.

The main disadvantage of a huge size is energy consumption. Anything else would have been an advantage in prehistoric times.

>armour

The hypothetical proposed was fucking prehistoric times.

Oh god, even though he is titanchad

Can buy enough gh so your offspring are tho

He's like what, seven foot? Anything over 6'5 or 6'6 and shit starts to get really uncomfortable because you live in a world that isn't built for you.

4u

Feet and inches you disgusting mongoloid.

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genetically lucky

That guy is so big his life must be hell. Cant fit his dick inside most women so hes , all clothes must be custom made, and cant fit in most bed sizes, and shower heads only ever hit his chest. Mother fucker would have to built a custom house just for himself. god help him if hes poor.

>yo some people have it better than you so you should kill yourself

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