/smg/ - Stock Market General

YANG GANG 2020 edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

List of popular brokers:
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List of basic stock market terminology for newfags:
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Real-time market news:
thefly.com/index.php

Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Free in depth technical analysis charts:
tradingview.com

Premarket Data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures

Earnings Report Calendars:
calendar.google.com/calendar/[email protected]
biz.yahoo.com/research/earncal/today.html
earningswhispers.com/calendar

Pump and Dump Advertising:
stocktwits.com

Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Suggested books:
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On the last Episode of /SMG/:

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/iSBfS5cECVE
reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/bcec2c/im_going_to_disney_world/
forexfactory.com/calendar.php
twitter.com/MercedesBenz/status/1116618265747308544
apnews.com/4516833e7fb644c9aa8bcc11048b2169
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

Will Yang make anime real?

youtu.be/iSBfS5cECVE

>trusting a chink
kek

Yang is an anime character.

>injure foot weightlifting
>go to ER to make sure I’m not doing any permanent damage
>dr. Keeps pressuring me to get an x-ray
>logic is “that way, if it still hurts 2 weeks from now, you’ll know why”
>keeps pressuring me because it’s a really good time to get an x-ray, there’s very little wait
>
>
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>$150 copay
WELL THERE GO ALL MY DISNEY GAINS

FUCK EVERYTHING
NOW I NEED TO MAKE IT
FUCK EVERYONE
GIVE ME MONEY

Hello frens. Tell me, how often are stock shills right? I doubt they have others best interest in mind. Yet I have seen a few that turned out to be right.

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Lolol Doctors are a fraud. He knew there was nothing wrong with you. They teach this in med school.

Where my $CI boys at? I bought 7 calls for $987 @$170 ending 5/3. If $UNH reports decent earnings on 4/16, we'll see a decent bump in the healthcare sector. $CI reports on 5/3. We're at a near low from the last two years. If $UNH and $CI are decent earnings then we've got a moon mission. For you TA fags, we're looking like an inverted h/s. This shit is a gamble, but you don't make solid money without risk.

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>They teach this in med school.
>Actually believing this
No. This isn't a medschool thing. This is a hospital policy thing. Just a way to increase revenue because hospital is a private corporation.

So much unnecessary medical screening in this country because they can get insurance to pay for it, which ends up raising the price of insurance so it fucks over the public at large.

Single payer would unironically fix so much inefficiency in the American healthcare system, which is why it will never happen, and why all the medical lobbyists and health organizations will rally against it.

I still can't believe I had to pay that much just to wait around. I thought it would be good for peace of mind at the very least but after waiting and waiting... to then have to pay $150.

ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY?! WHEN I'M DEBATING OVER SETTING LPTX LIMIT BUYS AT 163 OR 162?! WHEN I DON'T FEEL COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO BUY MORE THAN 10 SHARES OF DISNEY?!

You'll definitely be getting shilled to less talking about stocks here. Only a few of us autists deal in stocks. On the flip side, Jow Forums is a pretty notable aggregator of crypto news. No amount of shilling here will alter the market.

You are cordially invited to baghold MYOS and QBAK with me, bros. Fuilt Tord Bough edition.

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A little moisturizer before things get that bad have really helped me. Once the skin starts cracking that bad in winter, it takes a lot longer to fix.

I was reading somewhere (Business Insider?) that 2/3 of buys of AAPL were from AAPL itself over the last couple of months, which makes sense because the price is up 30% even though sentiment has barely changed. Sold right after reading that ($199.60), and it's been even or down since.

Anyone wanna go to Disney World with me? All expenses covered!

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Nice larp, redditfag reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/bcec2c/im_going_to_disney_world/

>going to Florida voluntarily
Why not Tokyo Disney or something?

Heh heh gottem

Lol bunch of reddit fags

Get a job, asshole. Midwest has dirt cheap living and high (for the area) paying manual labor jobs. If you got a retarded degree and are in debt for that, I can't help you.

And I'm not fucking around when I say midwest is the tits. I've got a job lined up with 20k more than I'm making now, on the east coast. I'll be blowing most of that on the cost living.

Need the market to stay calm Monday morning so I can buy calls on VXXB

Are all of you guys traders or are there some buy and hold style investors here too?

t. buy and hold guy

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>retarded degree
Even worse, no degree at all!

Currently studying for a medical technologist job, took a break from wage slaving, hoping to start an actual career.

LPTX poster plz post positions. I want to chronicle your ascension.

add this link:
forexfactory.com/calendar.php

Very useful for forex traders

>Even worse, no degree at all!

In my experience, only top tier students end up with decent jobs. The other 95% mind as well have joined the air force or some shit. They'd be better off for it. Hindsight is 20/20 though.

Yang is an anime character who dies in the beginning of a series with no significance to the story line and his fans die poor in real life.

This is mine #rip

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>wake up this morning
>check stocks
>It's satuday

Why is this allowed

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dead thread

This is why we need to destroy the insurance industry

Hope ya'll still holding REFR

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This is true. Fuck all yang gang and fuck weebs and niggers.

no, he's already dead. only his hologram survives.

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can i tell you i absolutely loathe euros for how they use commas and decimals points for numbers

I have 1350 shares. Did I just make it?

Euro here. You're right. I find it despicable myself too.

do some of you brainlets actually believe people are going to unironically vote for a chinaman?

At least you have health insurance.. I can't even go to the doctor..

Are we posting our LPTX bags? Here's mine. Who here /HODLingforamoonmission/?

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Holding 50,000+ strong

No, not yet. This is 2 year hold

I don't see why not
A reasonably friendly chinaman could easily be electable.
The traits that (I think) would help them:
friendly
somewhat athletic
America-first attitude (doesn't have to be as constantly talking about it as Trump, but something on their record)

best would obviously be a half asian veteran.
female asian / half-asian would be electable too
you have to look at how unreasonably garbage the current crop of top Dem& Repub leaders are.
Imagine a reasonably young Asian filling the ACO role, but instead of being demanding, out-of-touch, and trying to come out guns blazing, they just smile mostly and do simple things that people approve of. That's all you need.

>Who here /HODLingforamoonmission/?
300 shares deep and plan to accumulate as much as I can before the liftoff to $18.
Or $20
Or $50.

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>$9
Does it have a future or us it done for

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let me guess.. you're under the age of 23 and think you know everything about politics and economics?

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Yes

What do they do?

>he still doesn’t own Ferrari stock

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nah

>markets will be closed for Good Friday
GOD DAMN IT
4 day trading week

You think his ethnicity is what make him unelectable?

The real problem is: he’s not an out-of-touch, entitled boomer.

>he didn't buy Disney stock

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Of course they do. They're just easy to bully right now but every time the angry investor boomer of the week has their way yelling at them, they have gone back up.

I stocked up on the dip at 9.30.

>holding LPTX and AAPL through Schwab
Based and basedbased

Andrew Yang is Siegfried Kircheis?

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It will be either Trump again or Biden. Thin possibility of that Buttigieg guy

The rest aren't serious contenders as the market and people's retirement would be in jeopardy from candidates that are financially and economically illiterate. When you can ask Bernie and Pocahontas and the rest how they are going to pay for their changes and they appeal to fantasy or don't answer at all then they will be torn apart by Trump. It requires a doomsday mindset to think the batshit insane progressives have any chance. A recession before the election would make their chances even less likely, not more.

You read the new medicare for all act its very specific on what revenues it will raise. Progressive taxes on workers starting at about 30,000 incomes and on businesses starting at like 1 million revenues. It's very similar to employer based insurance plans, except you don't have to worry about loosing it when you change jobs or become unemployed.

We need to get Yang elected period.

Fuck off.

>Jim Cramer could be the cofounder and chairman of TheStreet.com and hosts Crazy cash. ...
>Crazy cash contains various sections like Crazy Post, Am I Diversified, Crazy Bull Disease, Outrage of the day, Marshmallows, Sell Block, Off the Charts, Execution Choice, Game Plan, Lightning Round.

Not gonna happen mate. He's too much of an unknown for the establishment to feel comfortable with him, because he might do something unpredictable.

The Dem/Rep two party system is going to strangle this country to death.

A good plurality of Americans are already on government healthcare and a good amount can afford normal healthcare. I'm not sure why people think America's healthcare system is Somalia-tier when the State is already heavily involved.

I think social issues will be at the forefront of everyone's minds this election, even if the politicians trying to get elected want to stay away from the most extreme species of idpol.

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people pay too much attention to politics, it's mostly just scam to for newspapers to get viewership. for example president sits only 4 years that is so little time there is only chance for minor minor things to change. it really does not matter who is in charge things will develop at their own weight anyways

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>passive politics
This is a Luddite thing to say.

Politics is extremely agenda-based and purposeful. Maybe broader trends can come about organically from smaller happenings, but as a whole, it's very purposeful.

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>politics is extremely agenda-based and purposef

disagree the changes are always minor everyone is speaking of and periods in charge so short there is no possibility anything to happen

Scratch that.

You're an idiot and shill.

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just n example everyone was orgamis about obamas win, but actually he did not change anything. if anything he did exactly what bush did before him, middle east etc. 100% same politics. all people were scammed for "NEEEWW HOPE!" :D same with trump, nothing changed and changes and people were ORGASSSMIC when we won

no your been bought into politics scam too much, go back to pol. we trade here for our own good, politics will never help your life you have to help yourself :)

I am still origami about letting kids stay on their parents health insurance plans later and insurance companies not being allowed to discriminate based on preexisting conditions.

I think the rest of the country is too, otherwise trump would have successfully repealed it.

The whole checks and balances thing is set up to make sure govt can’t act quickly, because that would threaten muh freedoms.

>tfw hoping my biotechs moon before election season tanks them down for years

Anybody else ktf

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I think both of those things are fine things too. My biggest problem with it all was that they punished you for not having health care. I think there's something good there, but people need to stop being afraid of not getting their way - either repeal or full on health insurance for everyone fags need to chill out and stop trying to sabotage the other side at every turn.

I know what it claims to do. Even Bloomberg said it would bankrupt us for a long time. All Trump will have to do is explain the cons that Dems leave out and he crushes them.

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Tell me what are your 'techs and I'll tell you what your chances are.

> Even Bloomberg
>Even
>Bloomberg
lol

Anyways, every single cost analysis acknowledges that it costs less compared to what americans are paying now. All Sanders will have to do is ask Trump where America is getting the extra 3 trillion dollars to pay for private health insurance.This is why apples to apples comparisons are important.

Laugh away. When you make fantasy numbers and play pretend that his proposals will pay for it all and get called on it, you get to watch your candidate lose. Look up public sentiment when told taxes raise and waits are longer. And yes, taxes will have to skyrocket for everyone to pay for it.

I mention Bloomberg because he's a relatively sane Democrat.

Bloomberg is a technocratic billionaire who's clinton tier neoliberalism is as inept as it is stupid.

These "fantasy numbers" are all straight out of right wing think tanks that confirm the savings of literally trillions of dollars. Medicare for all will eliminate health insurance premiums, and polling has confirmed people are willing to pay more in taxes so long as they know the rich are paying more.

Realistic golden bull here
We're in for a large wave of volitility soon. Buy calls on VXXB and use your gains to buy food stocks like PEP and GIS.
When the crash finally happens in three years, FALN will crash to the point it yields 10% or more. Sell your food stocks to buy the dip. Junk bonds recover the fastest in a crash.
Do it.

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apnews.com/4516833e7fb644c9aa8bcc11048b2169

Good luck not raising taxes or creating longer waits when we already have a doctor shortage. But I'm sure everyone pointing out the fatal flaws is a right wing think tank. You're handing the nomination to the centrist Dems or Trump on a silver platter by being unrealistic.

I'm applying for a Webull account and it wants me to send a PICTURE of my SSN card.... to it's "clearing firm"
I'm not so sure about this. Are these apps just a scam?

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>Support increased when people were told “Medicare-for-all” would guarantee health insurance as a right (71 percent) and eliminate premiums and reduce out-of-pocket costs (67 percent).

But if they were told that a government-run system could lead to delays in getting care or higher taxes, support plunged to 26 percent and 37 percent, respectively. Support fell to 32 percent if it would threaten the current Medicare program.

>Several independent studies have estimated that government spending on health care would increase dramatically, in the range of about $25 trillion to $35 trillion or more over a 10-year period. But a recent estimate from the Political Economy Research Institute at the University of Massachusetts in Amherst suggests that it could be much lower. With significant cost savings, the government would need to raise about $1.1 trillion from new revenue sources in the first year of the new program.

>Indeed, the poll found that many people are still unaware of some of the basic implications of a national health plan.

For example, most working-age people currently covered by an employer (55 percent) said they would be able to keep their current plan under a government-run system, while 37 percent correctly answered that they would not.
Yep, the people that support it don't even know that it costs them anything. Or that they lose choices.

Candy, Spice, and all things nice. Until they learn how it works and that they do have to pay for it. And then its dead in its infancy and so is the Dem nomination.

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Switching IPs
Look at this chart of the VIX index, not a VIX traded product. We're in for waves lads, the golden bull will have fake outs to rek the small specs
It's obviously hard to guess when the next wave will hit, so be patient
I'm ready lads
All brokerages require your SSN, this isn't a crypto exchange

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You mean the dems are gonna strangle the country to death? The Republican establishment already lost, otherwise Jeb Bush would be president right now.

Forgot the chart with a kot
lel

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I do not care about anything other than the absolute state of this market.
Get on the VIX train Monday @ open or be crushed you dumb niggers

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You'd have a lot more doctors if becoming a doctor didn't land you in lifelong debt slavery. This is why Cuba actually pays people to train as doctors.

Everything is framing. You tell people they'll pay lower premiums and get better coverage, they'll be on board, which is literally what will happen.

the yang gang OP was a mistake

ADMA, LPTX, and I'm waiting for another entry into NVTA since I sold at 25.30

;-;
i thought everyone would know it was just a meme because of the anime boobies
I forgot communists and Jow Forums ruin everything, sorry

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Vix is going to 9 to decay everyones vixetfs first

it's okay, the thread will be over *soon* then we can do a non political topic.

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here's some OC to repay my debt to the general, from an image I grabbed here the other week

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automation replacing jobs super speed nao so ofcourse socialism will gain vote, middle class pratcitally vanished in short time. over 90% of all jobs created are part time gig jobs etc. this all good if you keep border controls etc. living standard increasing trendemously with technology and maybe if lucky in 30 years working seen very rare

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You should read the article. That is literally not what will happen. When they are told all the details they balk at it, just like Vermont.

You may be right ratsu. VIX hasn't hit 9 since before the VIX apocalypse last year though, isn't that a little low?
I'll try again with lude cirnos
BAste

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>lude cirnos

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can't wait until you claim to be hosting a movie for movie night again and then don't actually play anything for the 900th time in a row

Actually on the note of NVTA if this shit dips back into the 25s on Monday then I highly suggest you get in on it. It even survived the BERN and has done nothing but continue to rise. Honestly I regret being spooked on it being over sold and I think there's some real potential in this one.

>pic related
Feel free to play your own movie night

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Sundown has replaced you as the official movie night host

That's fine, I've been really busy with irl stuff lately

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