Year 2025

>year 2025
>Hi I'd like to have one coffee
>"sure, point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero thirteen bitcoins please"
>sorry can you repeat that? was that 11 zeroes?
>"uhh let me check.... yeah...zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero thirteen"
>Alright here you go
>wait 3 weeks for transaction to clear
>"ummm sir? so the price just dumped a little so I'll have you to pay another point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero five Bitcoin please"
>but the transaction is not complete yet
>"Sorry, that's policy"
>Ok, how much again?
>"uhhhh one sec... point zero zero zero zero zero zero fi- wait it just dumped again... so it'll be point zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero...."

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Truly the method payment of the future

>Hi I'd like to have one coffee
>"sure, one chainlink please"

no problem just pay with 1 link, its the usdt of coffee

1 satoshi will just be one cent
>that will be 210 sir

Having 1 bitcoin will be like having 1.000.000€

Edit: sure that will be 10,000 link. You're the first person I ever had using that crypto. I thought it died years ago.

Kys linktards you're even worse and link won't be around in 2025

Sorry bitcoins just crashed and now you have 500000 dolla... oops it crashed again your btc is worth 100 000 dollars now

BTC will definitly go to 100k EUR one day but o don't think it will make it to 1mil EUR

>you owe me .0000000000013 BTC
here 1 satoshi should just cover it
>but you owe me .0000000000013 BTC
1 satoshi is .00000001BTC

In the future 1 satoshi is worth slightly more than 1 USD. As you try to sober up from the 21 club party from the night before, you squint and wonder what the fuck this guys problem is.

Bitcoin for coffee is retarded. It's akin to carrying around gold bars to pay for trivial everyday shit. It's a store of value, faggot.
You'll pay for coffee with stablecoins.

>down 80% in a couple months
>store of value

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Cant silver be great for that

Bitcoin is peer to peer electronic cash. That is its purpose. It's utility as a "store of value" is merely incidental.

That will be 1 link please

>year 2025
>order your coffee via touchscreen station
>tap your debit/credit card on the payment receiver
>order fulfilled on the chainlink network
>receive coffee from one of the three living people working at the shop
>"Have a nice day!"

Buy that time dollars will be irrelevant

>bitcoin is peer to peer electronics but you d..d..dont u..used to buy things

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>sorry inflation make your savings worthless
>sorry the economy just crashed you homless now

>current year 2019
>order your coffee via touchscreen station
>tap your debit/credit card on the payment receiver
>receive coffee from one of the three living people working at the shop
>"Have a nice day!"
Fixed it for you

>living on rent
>relying on savings for long term self sustainability

>You'll pay for coffee with stablecoins.

LMFAO

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Exactly.

Taking everything literally and failing to comprehend simple abstractions
>Hi guys I'm all in BSV!

>Taking everything literally and failing to comprehend simple abstractions
Oh the irony

heh I go kms now

Things don't always, rather almost never, turn out as planned. It's a store of value thanks to its slow system.

Yes. A smart contract will turn a portion of your bag into a stable coin and you'll pay with that. Nothing will, for the next hundred years replace bitcoin as a store of value as far as blockchain goes. It was first and it'll remain the king. When it comes to utility, well bitcoin can't and shouldn't try to compete with the likes of eth or link.
First mover advantage is real and all these three have it.

Currencies vary in value every day, prices don't change because prices are linked to the currencies

A coffee will be like 3-4 satoshis

>living in your home
Sorry inflation doesn't cover your taxes we are seizing your home

Based

Why not just make a CoffeeCoin where every coin equals one coffee?

Delet

>Son, go to the grocery store and buy some food. Here's the list, and take 2 BreadCoins, 1 BaguetteCoin, 6 CarrotCoins, 1 ICantBelieveItsNotButterCoin, 3 IceCreamCoins, 10 PotatoCoins, 1 CeleryCoin, 2 GarliCoin, 1 TampaxCoin, 9 EggCoins, 1 SausageCoin, 2 AppleCoinGreen, 1 AppleCoinOtherGreen, 2 AppleCoinRed

>grocery stores in 2025

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Why not? It's just 5 years from now.

IoT-centered smart cities on the blockchain bro

>year 2025
>Hi I'd like to have one coffee
>"sure, 10 mNANO please"
>instantly transfer 10 mNANO
>receive coffee from one of the three living people working at the shop
>"Have a nice day!"

Top honk

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>year 2025
>Hi I'd like to have one coffee
>Here sir scan this QR on our LN wallet
>Click, sent, receive, done, ty, bye

It will go to 1 mil or daddy McAfee will eat his dick on live TV. We can't lose.

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