Just got sentenced to prison for 5 years

Just got sentenced to prison for 5 years.

What if my portfolio moons while im in there!? Or will I come out in 5 years to a forgotten treasure?

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what for? what country?

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unironically best thing that could ever happen. Move everything into btc and enjoy your 5 years in prison & be released as a multi-mullionar

It will reach ATH during year 3.
Year 4 will be the worst bear market ever as all the OG's dump everything, tether is exposed, finex, binance, tether exit scam.
year 5 you will be a free man, but crypto will be 100% dead with a sub 1k bitcoin left as a novelty digital collectible

Just hodl. And don't drop your soap.

what did you do?

Before you go put everything into eth, lock it in a smart contract that sells everything for usd on coinbase or smth when btc reaches 170k

Lol, you're gonna miss it. The peak is going to be in early 2022.

I stabbed someone who was trying to jump me on my property. Because I stabbed him multiple times they said it was intent to kill but luckily he didn't die.

ARGH I will lose my shit if i'm in there and the news is talking about how BTC ETH and LINK are at records high knowing I'm a millionaire with no freedom to enjoy it.

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Dude, you say that as if sub $1k is as bad as it gets. It's going to go sub $1k before the ride up even starts.

USE SHAVING CREAM AS LUBE OP

Why is that lucky? If he died, you could have just buried the body and been done with it.

That's what you get for being a Canadian/Europoor

wouldn't it be 2.5 if you behave like a good goy?

>multiple
are we talking 2, or 20?

Don't be greedy, use a stop limit to sell BTC when it's worth 200K.

How can you get 5 years and still be posting on Biz?

he is a larping faggot

Shouldn't have shank dat nigga with a butterknife, Nigel.

Confirmed brainlet

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If your worried about selling out your portfolio in 5 years your probably fucked anyways.

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Only niggers get sent straight to prison from court. Normal people have affairs to get in order and are allowed a couple days to do so.

I'm pretty sure that you will get out by the time everything has mooned. Don't worry. Just get out of the cucked country of yours

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Can't you get furlough from prison? At least in Finland it seems pretty common.

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You have to have a job to be eligible for furlough.

what faggy little country do you live in?

In Finland you can get basically vacation from prison to visit family etc.

Damn, I should commit some crimes in Finland.

what country

The market will be much more stable down the road. With regulatory clarity and institutional investors in, I hardly see the market ever crashing as low as some see it.

>stabbed someone trying to harm you on your own property
>Prison

Things that never happened for $6,000,000

Holy fucking based

I wouldn‘t worry
I was in for 6 years (for accidentally kill someone) and when I got out my BTC was worth a lot.
I actually had 12 years but I behaved good and they let me go earlier still on probation tho

The holocaust

He's a europoor I believe it.

This is why we need Sharia stat.

You could probably use the coinbase API to trigger an auto sell once BTC reaches a certain price

I'm sorry, you have to phrase it as a question.

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>he didn't use the warning stab defense