My only skills are creative writing and comedy. How can I become a millionaire? Or at least make $100k a year...

lmao try 95
you know how many cock gobbling retards exist at the highest level of finance?
god i fucking hated working in silicon valley. i'll take the midwest, full of high iq loners that don't just fast talk for cash but even offices here are full of fucking sleazebag college rapists who were too hot or convincing to get convicted. i unironically should've gone into academia for the feelings of success and decent discussion.

subscribe to upwork and write articles for blogs
Once your e-reputation goes up, the pay can be decent.

the most beautiful part about this formula though is that in the modern world with sufficient
>DO IT FOR FREE
you can eventually build a brand online and do all your extraverted activites through social media/email/text so even if you're a nerd with terrible social skills, so long as you've shitposted long enough to be clever over text, you can still make it

Something funny

Just be like me and look forward to the end of it all. Life is so repeitive and retarded when you really think about it anyway.

tell me a joke, if I laugh I send you linkies

F+avUxNa goes to the whorehouse, a hooker turns around and says: " F+avUxNa, my god what are you doing here?"
F+avUxNa says: "Nothing mom, just visiting."

as someone who has legitimately drank side by side with jamie dimon at a table of 8, this

you can crawl all the way to the top and the only thing you'll feel is how far you are from where you started, and not in a good way.

in this world you can get cancer and die, and that's all you really need to know about life. just get out as early as you can and have no kids yourself.

Introversion is way easier to cure than the other two, just stop being a fag

a cat was fucking a dog when a tomato fell from nowhere right on his face.
That's why you don't text driving.
Or fuck looking up.
Or are a cat.

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>Discipline/Being Reliable
>Extraversion

F

I'm not going to make it

>My only skills are creative writing and comedy
Yeah? Where is your novel then?

Depends if your jewish. If so, you're all set - otherwise, not so much.

Chuckled desu

>learn how to edit videos
>monetize your creative and funny youtube videos
>shill them on reddit and Jow Forums
>make millions

Easy

I want to see her feet.

>tfw have super extrovert friend
>tfw he can find a new job in 5 minutes asking his network because everybody likes him

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Buy crypto

And why are you upset at this? Wouldn’t call you his “friend”

Dude... you have no idea how blessed you are, that's called networking, use him to get you a job.

>novels
>creative writing

I already know how to edit (kind of). I've edited few of my short films that have premiered at Oscar-qualifying festivals. But what kind of videos can I edit alone? Do I take material from movies, shows or videos by other people? Doesn't that infringe on some copyrights?

write a sitcom?

>Creative writing
Means nothing

Chances are you're a terrible writer but that doesn't mean you can't make money

>freckles

My only weakness.

My skills are farting without poopooing in my pants and whistling while walking. Maybe be we can club together and make something beautiful?

Feel free to off yourself