You are now homeless with nothing but your clothes to your name

You also lose access to all your crypto and networking. How do you make it to 1 million dollars?

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Suck a million dicks for $1

Theres a term for this, digital NOMAD

I start begging near malls and shit until I can afford things to make myself look presentable
I get any job I can and start saving money. My diet consists of only apples and rice because they are super cheap.
I buy linkies with all my savings.
I'm rich in a year.

You don't

Had this happen to me and im back to .25 btc already

>leave gf
>no more stayin at her house for free
>proceed to live in school
>have zero friends because started new life
>wake up early everyday and harvest bottles from functions
>make $15 cash at a time
>save up $140 to get phone fixed which had 45 bnb on it
>sell bnb and continue daytrading
>attend church events on campus
>learn everyones name at the church stuff
>get free food, free friends and feel less like killing myself just from having one social circle
>dont even try to get anything from them just like having people i recognize and doing something outside my self
>cash out a little to fiat to buy nicer clothes
>nobody knows im homeless and jobless
>got a few people into crypto from the church
>they regard me as crypto guru (kek) and follow my calls

Hopefully one day i can have a fully fledged crypto cult to pnd coins with and other shenanigans

Suck 500,000 dicks for $2 each

Nice larp

Suck 250.000 dicks for 4$

but what about living expenses

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Suck 100,000 dicks for $10

If I still have a license and ssn...

>26
>know how to program
>sit in library all day
>shelter at night
>do freelance work/projets until someone hires me

Wow so hard

Suck one dick for a million dollars

Rice is cheap but cooking it isn't easy when you are homeless.

Don't listen to them OP. What you need to do is suck 4 million dicks for 25 cents each.

Was homeless last year and I made numerous threads on Jow Forums about it kek

Do I still have family and my knowledge?
Go to my parents and neet for a little while. Apply for programming jobs, get hired, work for about a decade.

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but what about the other $999,999?

I probably sign up for gibs first. Then I would use gibs to keep myself clean and eat. Go stand at home depot for work. I would cycle through over night spas until I get enough money for a deposit on a place on craigslist. Register new address and apply for a job.

Not being homeless is easy.

criminally underrated

kekkk

Busking and gigs. Craigslist is your friend. It's how me and a buddy hitchhiked with jack shit to our names except our guitar and violin.