Crypto Mining on Android/Chromebook

I am staying in a place where I can use as much power as I like, I'm not paying the utility bill lol. How much money can I expect to make mining crypto (bitcoin, ethereum and shit) on my phone? I know its possible, idk about chromebook (guessing its not.)

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Like half a penny a day. I'm not joking.

jesus christ seriously? then how do these networks survive? I thought bitcoin survived by making it worth your while to mine it and solve transactions in the network

You need a powerful GPU like a Nvidia 2080 or AMD Vega to even think about making any money. The big boys use racks of ASICs which are special computers purpose built for mining crypto.

Please tell me that pic ain't real

tfw it's real
(trigger warning for any faggots in attendance)
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Approx $100 000 a day if you overclock the processing matrix and exploit the turbo network.

It's real. Was in the news recently. It's why moves with massive forward momentum, like triple fronts and shit, are incredibly dangerous.

She was an NCAA star who wanted to go out with a bang and instead she tore all goddamn 8 knee ligaments won't ever walk without pain again

t. my stepmother who is into gymnastics

This. You'll need to make an initial purchase to see any kind of returns, but if you use the PC you can justify it to an extent, especially with free power.

Sell your Chromebook, build a desktop PC with a used Threadripper/Ryzen and a Radeon VII or 2x Vega 56/64. You want the most powerful GPUs you can get since you're starting small and probably want to stay inconspicuous.

oh baby!

youtube.com/watch?v=u8_-WBl7FiU

you'll love this, it's a skier whose ski tip got caught in the safety netting, whipping his body around with so much force it basically sheared one of his legs off and split his pelvis in half. this resulted in his internal organs literally spilling out of his body onto the snow. he died the next day

It's more profitable to raise chickens.

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>you'll love this
I did not love that :-(

what a cutie. I stayed on a ranch one time and know to check for splayed legs and shit, and keeping the rooster away from the chickens most of the time. im basically already a chicken farmer

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>you'll love this
Thanks, I HATE IT

Not cool guys not cool

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Did she died???

nah just her hopes and dreams died

wow welcome to Jow Forums you newfaggots, get used to it and don't ever visit /b/ if this disturbs you

you will melt your phone and lose money. if you want to mine something I suggest turtlecoin or a shitcoin, only way you can get a decent amount from a CPU or GPU, established coins like btc and eth literally take warehouses full of synced GPU's which are then overclocked and hanging on clotheslines to dissipate heat.

guy passed out as soon as he realized the severity of his injury

This activity is so dangerous yet people keep doing it.

like anal

Aw man don't call me a newfag for not getting the reference also /b/ rarely posts this shit faggot you're better off sending them to /gif/ and their daily rekt threads

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I admit I'm a pussy when it comes to gore, it's the reason I don't browse /b/. I just can't take seeing some guy with his head exploded and brains leaking out. Just between you and me though, if it's a woman it doesn't bother me at all. Maybe when it's a man it hits too close to home. I don't know. Maybe I'm just not quite right?

Not even gonna click on that

Not everyone here is an edgelord who's into that shit. Though I've seen enough disgusting shit from the chans to last a lifetime.

you don't have to seek it out if you are on Jow Forums, it finds you, if you aren't desensitized to gore from all the trolls who spam it periodically in threads then you are a newfag, end of story.

it hurts by watching it, shit
but, play stupid games win stupid prizes
reminds me of cunts that climb on tall buildings, fall down, and get rekt

What year do you think this is? 2011? Mining is a meme reserved for actual industries and the chinese. This is what it looks like when they decide to stop mining.

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Browser mining j $e, webd, nimiq. You're welcome.

is this shit a scam? fuck it im doin it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Not a scam

get a purpose, edgelord

"safety net"

And you can always save money by having free range room chickens

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My friends 19yo brother died in a skiing accident. Hit a tree at high speed and died on the spot.

Does internet speed matter?

Hahaha ur so gay. That's what b and gif are for. After some time you should grow out of your edgy newfag years and learn
>I'm not clicking that shit

You know how I can spot a new day

The ones that reply to this and obviously haven't ad their tolerance to this stuff eliminated entirely.

Nice vid fren A+

So many snowflakes here on the board

I smell zoomers

nimiq is good

Wtf man, isn't that a health hazard?

>i think she might be hurt
>her ankle
based absolutely blind boomer

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Is this a fucking troll thread? The computing power on those devices is not worth it to mine on at all. Unless you are doing it just for fun or to learn the technology.

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Only if he wasnt larping

post your worst skateboarding falls goys

>me in 2004
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>gerwalk mode

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